We've Got Scrappleface... - and the other guys have this guy.
Sample? Sure:
"Residents of this conservative Los Angeles suburb, already stunned after a week of devastating forest fires, are now trying to recover from yet another shock - a huge smoke cloud hanging high above the blaze that scorched their homes - an enormous, cylindrical cloud closely matching descriptions of the penis of former president Bill Clinton.It must be a horrible life, being on the left. Posted by Mitch at November 5, 2003 06:00 AM