The Shorter Jeff Fecke

The Shorter Jeff Fecke - "Kos has this report that the sky was grey in Iraq today [A report that, often as not, will prove false in coming weeks - Ed.]."

"The Administration would never claim the sky was yellow."

"Noooo. Never happen."

(Buck up, Jeff - imitation is the sincerest form of...er, I guess in this case, retribution :-)