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Saturday, November 01, 2003
Novel Idea, Part I - Posting will be light today, and for the next 30 days, as I'm participating in National Novel Writing Month. I may bulk things up with links to other bloggers you should be reading.
I'm writing into the wee hours, trying to finish a novel (50,000 words or so) by November 30. NaNoWriMo measures its accomplishments by counting words - which should tell you how serious an exercise this is. But I've always wanted to write a novel, and doggone it, I'm going to do it.
I'll post my ongoing word count on the top-right corner of the blog.
I'm on my way out for a very busy weekend of housework, shopping, and maybe even a dollop of social life. We shall see.
I got a good start on NaNo last night, and got up early to lay in a supply of posts for next week, so even if NaNo burns me out on writing to the point where I can't stand the thought of sitting at a computer to blog, I'll have something new on here every day.
posted by Mitch Berg 11/1/2003 06:00:44 AM
Friday, October 31, 2003
Wow. Wotta Day - So many blessings:- New contract
- Big news in the extracurricular world, of which more later
- More big news in the extracurricular world, of which never you mind
- Comment from Day By Day's Chris Muir
- The thread about the fight at Lucy's Bar finally dropped off the bottom of the blog
- Kids are enjoying their first-ever night of trick-or-treating without Dad along.
It's been a great Friday, all in all!
Have a great weekend!
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 08:00:31 PM
BCCI In Record Jump! - The Berg Consumer Confidence Index jumped a record 60 points today, on the news that the economy is growing at a 7% annual rate, and the acquisition of a three-month-to-open-ended consulting contract with a possible permanent hire option.
"This may be the best news we've gotten all year", says Mitch Berg, chairman of the eponymous index.
While experts caution against irrational exuberance, the mood on Minnehaha Avenue has improved considerably over the gloom-and-doom at the bottom of the BCCI's crash, last April.
Experts familiar with the BCCI say that while the US economy stands to grow 7% this year, the Berg Family economy should experience a roughly 180% growth as compared with the first quarter of 2003.
"This is great news, not only for the nation, but for the Berg kids", said Schlomo Goldstein, analyst for "BCCI Industries", a Wall Street firm specializing in BCCI analysis. "While we need to keep our eye on things, this is definitely a good day".
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 11:24:54 AM
Fix - Hey! Plain Layne is back!
Again!
For like the third time this year!
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 08:21:54 AM
Zell Up - Reader PZ wrote me the other day to note Zell Miller's crossover endorsement of President Bush. I've been way too busy to give the story its due this week.
Fortunately, Commissioner Hugh is on the case. He links to this proudly confessional piece by Roger L. Simon: Let me begin by saying that there is not a great deal of domestic policy about which I agree with George Bush...Still, if the election were held today, like Georgia Democratic Senator Zell Miller, I would vote for George W. Bush without a second’s hesitation. That’s how bad I think the Democrats are on foreign policy, by far the most important issue of our day. True!
And, according to Simon, not emphatic enough: I will go further. They are one of the sleaziest collections of low-down opportunists I have ever seen on one stage together short of that crowd of tobacco executives who testified “No, sirree, I didn’t know that nicotine was addictive.” These dudes and one dudette (Mosely-Braun) are downright dangerous. (Okay, Lieberman can be sane, but he doesn’t seem to have a chance in that bizarre atmosphere). And here’s why I think they’re dangerous—they’re acting like we’re still in Vietnam when we’re in a real war of civilizations. We’re on the right side this time. Haven't they seen the videotapes of Baathists chopping their own countrymens' heads off and pushing them off roofs? Haven't they seen the unmarked graves of children? What’s going on with these people? Do they think suicide bombers driving into the Red Cross are pacifist Buddhist monks? Read the whole piece. It's not only fantastic - I think it's the tip of an iceberg that's going to sink the Democratic Titanic as the Nine Dwarves frantically move the deck chairs to the left...(WARNING: EXCESSIVELY STRETCHY METAPHOR. METAPHOR ABORTED) it's a warning to the Dems; Howard Dean is going to send half of this nation's moderate, responsible Dems, the holdovers of the Scoop Jackson faction - maybe even the part of the Clinton faction that supported Clinton's relative moderation - gingerly over to the Bush side next fall.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 08:03:17 AM
Day By Day - Ed Driscoll as an interesting interview with Chris Muir, cartoonist of Day By Day.And topical is key. "Syndicated cartoons are drawn four to eight weeks before publication. I do mine one hour before uploading them, day by day. (Ha!) The process keeps me sharp, though I probably will build up some inventory in case of future time conflicts."
What's next for Muir? He plans to "improve the art and writing, set up merchandising, and probably do a synchronized campaign with my readers to break into syndication and publication." Day By Day is the darling of the conservative blogosphere. The writing is sometimes a little inconsistant - it could use a little buffing up some days - but there's a lot of potential.
And Sam's way hot.
 Too bad she doesn't have kids or anything.
UPDATE: Reader JB writes "Mitch. You just hit on a cartoon character".
Gaaah. Yes, I guess I did. When you're 40 and single, someone like Sam - capable, balanced, Libertarian-Republican - is a near-chimerical vision. But dating women who don't have kids has been a near-unremitting buzzkill.
And what's wrong with cartoon characters? The first time I was single, I thought Calvin's mom was pretty happenin', too...
I'm officially pathetic, aren't I?
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 06:18:07 AM
Carrot, Meet Stick- Governor Pawlenty came out storngly in favor of a .08% Blood Alcohol Level standard yesterday., says the Strib: "The move to tighten Minnesota's standard for drunken driving received a high-level boost Thursday when Gov. Tim Pawlenty vowed to push aggressively for a legal threshold of .08 percent blood-alcohol concentration.
The governor said Minnesota, which currently has a .10 standard, should unquestionably follow the route taken by the 45 other states that have adopted the tougher threshold and reduced alcohol-related traffic fatalities by 5 to 12 percent. This is yet another of those issues where emotion always trumps reason.
You can throw the facts at people and their lawmakers all day long - most drunk driving accidents and fatalities are caused by people who are far beyond .10, and the vast bulk of the problems are caused by repeat offenders who are most likely above .08 BAC at work. But all Mothers Against Drunk Driving has to do is march the Parade of Victims past the media and the legislature, and it's all over.
But there's a bigger reason for Pawlenty's very un-conservative stance:The change, which he called a 'key initiative' of his administration, also is necessary to spare the state from losing up to $57 million in federal road construction money, Pawlenty said. The federal dollars hinge on passage of .08 legislation by Sept. 30, 2007.
'Minnesota should have been a leader on this,' said Pawlenty, a former state representative who coauthored House legislation that called for lowering the blood-alcohol standard.
The other states that still have a .10 standard are Colorado, Delaware, New Jersey and West Virginia. So now, the police will be busy chasing people who had three beers instead of two, while the guy with 10 hits under his belt sneaks past.
But then, MADD is only intermittently about safety on the roads these days; they are more concerned with incipient prohibition.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 06:02:59 AM
School Dazed - The SCSU Scholars quote from a report on Saint Cloud State students' attitudes toward campus behavior: "What became clear in the discussion was that student conceptualizations of their relationships with SCSU were inappropriate. They seemed to consider the student-SCSU relationship as if SCSU were their employer or (entertainment?) service provider. Many strongly argued that SCSU has no legitimate interest in their non-classroom behavior just like they believed that an employer or business has no interest in non-work or non-customer related behaviors.
These problematic student conceptualizations could explain many problems." I can hardly picture how things have changed since I graduated from college in 1985. And no, that was not that long ago.
When we started at Jamestown College, it was made very clear; alcohol on or off campus was a $50 first offense, and it went up sharply from there. Being in the dorm room of someone of the opposite sex after 11 (1AM on weekends) was a disciplinary infraction. And stuff you did off campus - drinking, fighting, crime - was the business of the school, and to hell with any kid who had a problem with it.
Granted, the rules didn't stop one iota of drinking, fraternizing or hooliganism. But nobody was under the illusion that being a student put us above the campus' rules.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 06:01:42 AM
Novel Idea - I went to a National Novel Writing Month ("NaNoWriMo, or just Nano_ meeting tonight. It might have been mistaken for a Star Trek convo, or maybe an offseason RenFest get-together.
It was a lot of fun. The goal, of course, is to write a 50,000 word novel in the month of November - essentially, to keep up a 1,300 word a day pace for 30 days.
Now, that seems like a lot of writing - and it is. But last month, I downloaded the "Shot In The Dark" archive into a Word file - and it turns out I've been averaging over 650 words a day since the beginning of this blog, and that includes a lot of the short days of posting before Garrison Keillor launched me into "Huge Fargin' Blog" status about a year ago. I imagine that during my slowest work stretch last spring, I may have averaged well over 1,300 words a day, easily.
I have three possible novels to write:- The sleazy action-adventure novel I've been outlining for the past two years
- A novel about the Norwegian Mafia - working title "Gøödfellers". Never heard of the Norwegian Mafia? Heh. That's how ruthless they are.
- "Crime and Punishment" from the landlady's perspective
Maybe I'll combine all three...
My biggest question at this point: Will I do more actual writing of the novel, or blogging about my fellow NaNo writers?
At this point, it's a tossup.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/31/2003 06:00:00 AM
Thursday, October 30, 2003
Bull Commons - Powerline leads us to this piece in the Times by Nick Kristof, who is espousing a very old idea - give the Dakotas back.
Hindrocket, by the way, says about the column:As a native of South Dakota, it's easy for me to go along with the proposition that North Dakota should be given back to the buffalo. But certain questions nag at the back of my mind. Tsk, tsk.
Congratulations to Mr. Hindrocket on escaping SoDak, "The Appalachians of the Great Plains", but let's deal with Mr. Kristof, shall we?
As Hindrocket allows, Kristof is one of the NYTimes' better columnists. And this column captures some key facts about life among North Dakota's dying small towns.
And it misses just as many.
He starts in what is by no means an uncommon sight in North Dakota - a town that 80 years ago had a high school, a post office, a main street and a town band and maybe 200 people, but now has a tiny handful of residents, mostly in walkers. It could be Pingree or Edmunds or Bordulac or Drayton, or a hundred others. In this case:This forlorn farm town — Rawson, population 6 — is a fine place to contemplate the boldest idea in America today: rescuing the rural Great Plains by returning much of it to a vast "Buffalo Commons."
The result would be the world's largest nature park, drawing tourists from all over the world to see parts of 10 states alive again with buffalo, elk, grizzlies and wolves. Restoring a large chunk of the plains — which cover nearly one-fifth of the lower 48 states — to their original state may also be the best way to revive local economies and keep hamlets like Rawson from becoming ghost towns. Let's reserve judgement - whether this is good or bad - until later in my article. For the moment, let's just hang on to this idea: turning most of the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Idaho, Utah and Oklahoma into a vast nature preserve.
Kristof describes the decline of towns like Rawson - a story that may strike his east-coast audience as sad or pathetic:Rawson used to be a bustling town with a railroad depot, two stores, a hotel, a bank, a post office, a gas station, a Lutheran church, a lumber yard, a grain elevator and a school. It had its own newspaper, The Rawson Tribune, and its slogan was "Rawson, where opportunity awaits you."
It has been downhill ever since. Well, yeah. It has.
And there was a time when towns like Rawson were the engines of growth in the nation's interior; they sucked up the flood of immigrants and East Coast economic refugees who the railroads fed out onto the Plains in seach of their 160 acres of homestead. At a time when over 3/4 of the United States lived on farms, and that farmland was getting tired and farmed out, the Great Plains were where the nations food was going to come from!
This was at a time when a farmer could feed, statistically, a few other people at most, and when worldwide surpluses of food- to say nothing of massive exports - were unheard of.
In fact, there was a time when each farmer, statistically, could feed maybe one other person; during all of human history through the Middle Ages. When agricultural technology consisted of branch plows and windlass-powered irrigation, 95% of humankind worked the land. And then, over the last few hundred years, a dizzying chain of advances - the metal plow, the internal combustion engine, genetic breeding of seed stock, herbicides and pesticides, massive and relatively inexpensive irrigation - meant that fewer and fewer farmers could feed more and more people.
1000 years ago, over 95% of the population supported the thin crust of merchants and royalty that lived in the cities - nearly 100% of peoples' resources (time more than money) went to feeding themselves, and famines were common. 100 years ago, 70% of Americans lived on farms or in small towns that served farmers. Today, a total of 10% of Americans are involved in Agribusiness, and that includes as many cubicle dwellers at Monsanto and Cargill as it does actual farmers. The Department of Agriculture estimates that fewer than half a million of us actually earn all of our income by working on farms. And each working farmer feeds hundreds of other people, working on highly-mechanized farms of thousands of acres. When I was a kid driving across North Dakota, all the land between Bismark and Fargo seemed to be cultivated - and even though you could see thirty miles from horizon to horizon, you could see the lights of 2-4 farmhouses glowing in the distance. Today, while most of the land is still either under the plow or has been set-aside in one government surplus reduction plan or another, any given vista will show you maybe one or two farms, if any. Fewer farmers - bigger farms.
Kristof says:It sounds cruel to say so, but towns like Rawson are a reminder that the oversettlement of the Great Plains has turned out to be a 150-year-long mistake, one of the longest-running and most costly errors in American history. Families struggled for generations to survive droughts and blizzards, then finally gave up and moved on. You can buy a home out here for $3,000, and you can sometimes rent one for nothing at all if you promise to mow the lawn and keep up the house. So where did those refugees from the land around Rawson go? Did they starve and die in the snowbank?
No. They went to Fargo.
During the heyday of towns like Rawson (and Kensal, and Ypsilanti, Fried, Kief, Tokio, Ellendale and Windsor and more), farmers weren't mobile; they rode horses, or balky cars on wretched trails. "Going to town" took all day, even if "town" was five miles away. Today, the worst roads are a very navigable gravel, and nobody is more than two hours from a city with a mall and enough supplies to run a thousand farms.
Some demographers have said that in fifty years, North Dakota will consist of eight cities (Fargo, Grand Forks, Devil's Lake, Bismarck, Minot, Dickinson, Williston, and my hometown of Jamestown) - and not much else. Small towns will either have died off, or become (like Rawson) retirement villages with their own highway exits - or have found some other means of livelihood, like Carrington (pop 2000, whose farmers built a co-op pasta factory) or Valley City or Wahpeton (with thriving state colleges and small industries). The net population will shrink, but not by much; there will still be farmers, and someone will need to sell them seed, fertilizer, draperies, videotapes and Kix. Someone needs to load the grain onto trains and trucks.
Was this an "error"? Then I have two questions for Mr. Kristof:- If it was an "error", then why do 1.3 million people still live in the Dakotas? They're free to leave - right?
- If we define "error" as "an area's inability to prosperously sustain the same number of people that it did 100 years ago", then aren't the Appalachians, the South Bronx, South Central Los Angeles, and every single steel town also errors? Isn't every inner-city in America an "error"?
By Mr. Kristof's logic, should buffalo be roaming most of Manhattan north of 120th Street?
Kristof follows this:The rural parts of the Great Plains are emptying, and in some cases reverting to wilderness. ...with this:So it's time to reach for something bold, like the Buffalo Commons idea, proposed in 1987 by Frank and Deborah Popper, two New Jersey social scientists. This would be the biggest step to redefine America since the Alaska purchase. Pushing it would give the environmental movement a chance to be known mainly by what it's for instead of for what it's against. But it would take close cooperation with the people with the most at stake: struggling farmers and ranchers, who for now are irritated by East Coast city slickers trying to turn their land into a buffalo playground. To the extent that the Plains ever were over-settled, it was as a result of government social engineering in the 19th century.
Most importantly - as noted by Kathleen Norris in her wonderful book, "Dakota: A Spiritual Geography" (an essential book to understand the place, even if you grew up there, and especially if you didn't) - parts of the state are doing that, more or less, already. On their own, without the need for "social scientists from New Jersey" or, worse, the government to do it again. The market will level things out; the government will only make things worse.
Kristof notes:Some journalists reach judgments about a place after interviewing just a few inhabitants; I boast that I talked to half the town. Three people.
Did he talk with anyone in nearby Williston? In Bismarck, 200 miles away? Did he note that Rawson is west of the Missouri, a part of the state that was sparsely-populated even in the best of times? That the land west of the Missouri was never good for farming (unlike the east, especially the Red River Valley), that it's always been cattle country, and that ranching is the most unstable of agricultural businesses?
Kristof notes that the Ogalala Aquifer, which provides much of the state's irrigation water, is drying up over time. He fails to note that the project that would have prevented this - the effort to divert water from the Missouri River for irrigation - was derailed by environmentalists in the '70s and '80s.
Despite his best efforts, Kristof created a cartoon of life on the desolate plains, for the benefit of an audience that largely has no idea what state the Dakotas are in.
The market will decided the future of the Dakotas - in fact, it has been ever since the beginning. The people who can earn enough of a living to make it worth the while will stay. The people who can't will move on.
Just like I did.
UPDATE: The NYTimes' copy-editing continues to suffer; As I write this, in the last graf of the column Rawson is spelled "Rawlins".
posted by Mitch Berg 10/30/2003 07:34:51 AM
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
What Hath the MP'nPOA Wrought? - Reader James Phillips, from Cali, writes:Was just at the Mall of America and saw the no Weapons, guns, firearms signs at every entrance. Took about a half hour to calm down. I know it is redundant, but why are liberals seemingly so stupid? who is that sign for? The gangbanger/criminal who would never get a permit in a million years, and who would simply ignore the sign (if not laugh out loud at it)? Or the law abiding honest citizen? Since the signs were never there before I have to assume that in the past the MOA management was quite comfortable with people illegally carrying weapons. I wonder why they feel that way? I have been trying to find that out from liberals ever since I got on the concealed carry bandwagon.
For some, it's purely emotional; they just don't like guns! For others, it may be a misplaced sense of how things ought to be; good people don't hurt people. It's Romper Room writ large.
For some - and I mean, few? It's how government and people are supposed to interact; as a service provider and boss, in relation to employees.
None of them makes sense to me.
Anyone?
posted by Mitch Berg 10/29/2003 12:11:57 PM
Hack - Volokh encounters just plain bad journalism in Slate's "Bushisms" column.
Here's what Slate highlighted:"[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003 ...and here's the quote in context:Look, we are -- we're arming, raising money to wage a campaign. And there will be an appropriate time for me to engage politically; that is, in the public forum. Right now, I'm -- yes, no question, I'm going out to our friends and supporters and saying, would you mind contributing to the campaign for the year '04? To me, that's -- and that's a part of politics, no question about it. And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say. Volokh notes, correctly, that there is no reasonable doubt who the "you" is in the "Bushism".
I wonder how many of Molly Ivins' "Bushisms" would disappear if they were pounded back into context?
posted by Mitch Berg 10/29/2003 11:42:27 AM
O Blogger, Where Art Thou - If you can read this, then Blogger.com isn't messed up again...
posted by Mitch Berg 10/29/2003 11:09:13 AM
Miller Time? - Is it time for California to send Dennis Miller to Washington? "IS CALIFORNIA READY for Dennis Miller as its next United States senator? Laugh if you like, but some Republican strategists (including a few who just sent a certain movie star to Sacramento) see Miller, the sardonic comedian whose late-night talk show lasted just a little longer than Wesley Clark's Iowa campaign, as wholly capable of defeating incumbent Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer next year." I liked Dennis Miller when he was a liberal.
I like him now that he's a new-found conservative. As a Senator? Pinch me, I'm dreaming...
But there's just no way. You can't say things like this...:"You know, Jay, I used to be a liberal. You look at what happens in the state of California with untethered liberalism. Everybody in this state in charge now is a Democrat. It's no longer the San Andreas Fault, it's Gray Davis's fault. This is what happens when you elect lawyers. Shakespeare said: 'First, kill all the lawyers.' I've been doing some thinking, I think we could get away with it because if you kill all of them, at our murder trial, we wouldn't have adequate representation." ...without the media pinching a hissy.
I remember when a faction of the Minnesota GOP was pondering drafting former KSTP talk show host Jason Lewis. The man's conservative credentials were impeccable, he was a very solid thinker...
...and he had eight years of program material that could be spun against him with the general public.
Would Miller fare better?
One can hope.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/29/2003 10:45:39 AM
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Expanding the Base - Jeffrey Bell says Al Qaeda has a new base:for the first time since the fall of the Taliban regime in late 2001, major elements of al Qaeda seem to have acquired a new home. The address is eastern Iran.
This fact, and the nature of the debate surrounding it, was revealed in a thoroughly reported front-page article by Douglas Farah and Dana Priest in the October 14 Washington Post. According to a consensus of American, European, and Arab intelligence officials, the article said, the "upper echelon" of al Qaeda--including a favored older son of Osama bin Laden and the group's de facto secretary of war and secretary of the treasury--"is managing the terrorist organization from Iran."
The intelligence agencies, said the Post, have known about the relocation at least since May, when it was learned that the May 12 Riyadh suicide bombing that killed 35 people, including eight Americans, was conceived, planned, and ordered by high al Qaeda officials in eastern Iran. Around the same time, Saad bin Laden, Osama's son and heir apparent, operating from Iran, was linked to the May 16 bombings that left 45 dead in faraway Casablanca, Morocco. Chilling stuff - worth a read all the long way through.
Hewitt says about this piece:By keeping a focus on Al Qaeda, and its ties to the Baathists of Iraq and the Mullahs of Iran, the Standard is filling in for larger media outlets that can't spare a reporter from the quagmire beat to report on the ongoing efforts to kill Americans in their beds or at the places of work. Note: Hugh is referring to the same media, of whom some wags keep a count of the number of days Bin Laden has been "at large". So where is the coverage?
posted by Mitch Berg 10/28/2003 09:48:02 PM
Pledge This - Mitch's Office. 7:15 last night.
Rrrrrringggg
"Mitch Berg".
"Good evening, sir, I'm calling from the Minnesota Police and Peace Officers' Federation. We're doing our annual fund drive, and we'd like to know if we can count on you for your support..."
"Sure, I'd love to..."
"That's great, sir..."
"But, I'm sorry, in all conscience I can't. The MP'nPOF went on record opposing the Minnesota Personal Protection Act. There's no way I can support a group that favors victim disarmament, and that doesn't trust the law-abiding citizen with the means to defend themselves."
...er...I'm sorry?
"So am I! I believe in so much of what the MP'nPOF does! But honestly - until they reconsider this position, and their continuing opposition to concealed-carry reform, I'm sorry, there's not way I can support them financially. Or any other way."
(Nonplussed). Er...OK...So then...
"You have a nice night, and thanks for your call!
Click
posted by Mitch Berg 10/28/2003 07:02:15 AM
Closerrrrrrr - So a reaaaaly nice contract is in the "checking references" phase.
For the second week.
Experts say that if this opportunity remains in the "checking references" phase much longer, the BCCI could be adversely affected.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/28/2003 06:08:47 AM
Fat Is Thin, Winston - Lileks notes something about the Atkins diet that I'd always suspected.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/28/2003 06:07:22 AM
Monday, October 27, 2003
Music - Over the weekend, Infinite Monkeys focused on music.
RobbL Monkey asked:Here's a challenge for those of you who can even listen to hip-hop long enough to compare it to real music. Name the hip-hop equivalent of these records:
1. The Velvet Underground - "Loaded" (i.e. the "commercial" album by a critically acclaimed band that you really liked the best, but told everybody you liked "The Velvet Underground and Nico" because it was cooler to like that record) Easy: A Tribe Called Quest, The Low End Theory. 2. The Clash - "London Calling" (i.e. album by a previously good and critically acclaimed group that was now "firing on all cylinders") Too simple: It Takes A Nation of Milions to Hold Us Back by Public Enemy. It's an angry, acidic, eclectic classic. R.B. compared it with the Sex Pistols' Never Mind The Bollocks..., but NWA compares better with the Pistols; NWA and the Pistols were creations of mad impresarios (Eric "Easy E" Wright and Malcolm MacLaren respectively) while the Clash and Public Enemy were much more organic creations. And Professor Griff is the hip-hop Tony Grimes.3. R.E.M. - "Murmur" (i.e. debut album that caught everyone off-guard and effectively started a completely new "scene") Again, easy: LL Cool J's first album, Bad. It marked the commercial divide between old and new school. 4. The Beatles - "Let It Be" (i.e. absolutely wretched excess that effectively ended the career of a previously magnificent group) That's the problem with hip-hop; artists never really get to develop their careers to the point where they actually have anyplace to fall to. Maybe the Run-DMC album where they tried to go Gangsta, and failed miserably - the name eludes me, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Although Snoop Dogg is showing signs of having a "Let It Be" in him.5. Joy Division - "Closer" (i.e. album by a group that everybody pretended to like, but were actually complete crap, unless you were one of the five people on earth like Paul Morley who had some kind of gnostic experience causing them to worship Ian Curtis as the new messiah of rock) Anything by Digital Underground, in my book.
In the meantime, R.B. Monkey had an interesting potpourri of opinions about a lot of music. He was doing well, until he hit this part:I might be able to go on with the rest of my life never having to hear "Walkin' On Sunshine" Step off, dude. While WOS got overplayed pretty drastically, Katrina and the Waves were an amazing band. The worst thing about "Walking..."? Its runaway success meant that a lot of people never even heard their real greats - "Red Wine and Whiskey", "Going Down To Liverpool" (forget the Bangles' cover, the original was better), and a slew of good, greasy power pop that owed as much to the guitar of Kim Rew (formerly and currently of the Soft Boys) as to Katrina Leskanich's voice.
Kids today. Sheesh.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/27/2003 10:01:36 AM
Overpowered By Scheer - The Star Tribune Editorial Page is at it again - this time chiding Colin Powell:One of the puzzles of America's war in Iraq has been the role of Secretary of State Colin Powell. When President Bush took office, many thought that Powell -- with his moderate views on social issues, his experience as the nation's top general and his leadership skills -- would be willing and able to dull the extreme worldviews of the more ideological people in the administration like Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. And here we see the beginning of the new Democrat tack for the next few months: "The Administration is Extreme".
An administration that has triangulated much farther to the left than Bill Clinton ever did to the right, which has embraced Ted Kennedy and He may have tried, and may still be trying, judging from the cat fights now taking place within the administration. But few can forget Powell's presentation on Iraq to the U.N. Security Council. He sounded so sure, and seemed to offer quality evidence. Many believed him -- and thus believed Bush. This from an editorial board that believed Bill Clinton implicitly when he made exactly the same claims!
The paper begins deploying platoons of strawmen:Hardly had Powell finished speaking, however, than large holes began to appear in the case he'd laid out. Over time, it has proven to be a case based on imagined dangers and flawed and exaggerated intelligence -- no case at all to justify a war. Why did Powell let himself be used in this way? Because he's a good soldier? In a case so crucial as Iraq, that won't wash. Because he was duped? That's hardly more flattering to Powell. Of course, the Kay report tells us that the notion of "imagined dangers" was itself, perhaps, imaginary. The "exaggerations" in intelligence were those shared by Clinton, the UN, the French and Germans - everyone that mattered. Funny how the only way anyone knew the intel was "exaggerated" was when the US military proved it!
Now the Strib cuts to the chase:Now comes more news that suggests Powell isn't the man many thought him to be. It's a yearlong State Department study that anticipated difficulties the United States would encounter in Iraq. Indeed, it anticipated many of the problems that have arisen during the U.S. occupation.
It was ignored. Indeed? And why was it "ignored"?
We'll get to that. Asked about the report during a TV interview, Powell said it was "a good, solid piece of work that was made available to the Pentagon." But what parts of the report the Pentagon put to use, Powell didn't know. Reporters would have to ask Rumsfeld about that.
Powell is secretary of state; the study was prepared in his department on his watch. He had more obligation than just to "make it available to the Pentagon." Really?
What was Powell's "obligation?" To storm the Pentagon at the head of a team of crack State Department Report Enforcement Commandos?
More strawmen:If Powell believed Rumsfeld was about to make mistakes that would put U.S. prestige and American troops at risk, he had an obligation to ensure everyone knew of the dangers that were being ignored. It appears that Powell failed to protect the country from what he knew was bad prewar intelligence and bad postwar planning. "If" Powell believed..."
"It appears that Powell failed...
The Strib's editorial board's case is built on presuppositions that may or may not have any bearing on reality.Back in July, an excellent Knight-Ridder article reported how badly the Pentagon planned for postwar Iraq. The small circle of Pentagon officials who dominated the discussion, it said, "didn't develop any real postwar plans because they believed that Iraqis would welcome U.S. troops with open arms and Washington could install a favored Iraqi exile leader as the country's leader. Pentagon civilians ignored CIA and State Department experts who disputed them, resisted White House pressure to back off from their favored exile leader and when their scenario collapsed amid increasing violence and disorder, they had no backup plan." And so the US troops, without a backup plan, fled the country in panic. And the US abandoned Iraq to its horrible fate!
No, wait, they didn't! They adapted, and changed "the plan" that they had, and the political leaders maneuvered to reinforce their strengths and buttress their weaknesses - and six months later, while the likes of the Star Tribune Editorial Board continue second-guessing issues warmed over from June, the country at large is heading in the right direction and the guerrillas are limited to militarily and socially-insiginficant raids designed more to inflame the media than unseat the liberators. Rumsfeld is an ideologue wearing blinders. At times, even his military commanders have had to go around Rumsfeld to make the point that the secretary's approach wasn't working. Er, what part's not working?
Two wars in two years, won at staggeringly low cost in lives and materiel. Two nations liberated. Two years of no significant terrorist attacks on US soil, and only spoilers worldwide (albeit some of them costly). But Powell isn't an ideologue. He was one person everybody hoped would serve as a consistent, moderate counterbalance in this administration. Again and again, however, he has failed to do that, to the nation's great regret. Really?
The Nation's Great Regret?
Indeed?
OK, I'll appeal to my own readership; please show me this outpouring of "national regret" over Colin Powell's "failure" to rip the "ideological blinders" from Donald Rumsfeld?
And a note to the Strib Editorial Board (and I get lots of hits from the Star-Tribune offices, so I know someone over there is reading me) - did you write this? Or did you let one of your ninth-grade kids take a whack at the Editorial Machine over the weekend?
posted by Mitch Berg 10/27/2003 08:52:07 AM
Anti-American? - Flag burning is like abortion - I believe one thing in my heart - and think our society may just need to do another thing.
A Small Victory has a take on the issue, in the context of yesterday's anti-war anti-liberation Pro-Hussein Anti-"occupation" rallies: Debate is healthy. Even protests can be a great form of getting a collective voice heard. And we all have the right to hate the president, challenge his ideology or scream at the top of our lungs that his policies are unfair. But don't stand there and tell me that I'm wrong for calling these people anti-American. When you burn the flag, that automatically puts you in the position of being against the country. It is an act of defiance, an act of hatred. When one burns an effigy of a person, they are, in essence, burning that person. So when one burns a symbol it would have to be assumed that you are burning what that symbols represents. Oh, I'm not saying that the flag-burners don't have a right to their views. I'm not even saying that they are bad people for burning the flag. I just want them to be honest, and I want the people who defend them to be honest. They are anti-Americans. " My head - especially the part that wonders about how you govern a country of nearly 300 million people and maintain a First Amendment - knows you have to allow it, and opposes any attempt to regulate it.
My heart notices that so many flag-burners will respond "It's just a symbol, a piece of cloth!" The next time I hear this, I'm going to say "Damned straight it's a symbol. An upturned middle finger is just a symbol, an ounce of bone and skin. A swastika is just symbol - eight black lines on fabric. No Irish Need Apply and No Coloreds were just symbols - ink on signs. So do symbols still not have meaning?"
I wonder - would it break the law to go to a protest with a fire extinguisher, and put out any burning flags? And when the mob of fly-bitten miscreants attacked, sue them for civil rights violations?
After all - if fire is speech, so is a fire extinguisher. Right?
posted by Mitch Berg 10/27/2003 06:00:16 AM
You Know Who You Are, Part IV - You're the guy I interviewed with in August.
I came to the interview at your company on a day's notice, on a 95-degree, swelteringly humid day. I tried my damnedest to keep from wilting in the heat, as I walked across the eternal parking lot to your office.
Once inside, I met you. You were clearly uncomfortable talking with people over whom you exert no control, as of yet. You ushered me into a room with four of your subordinates.
And oh, lordy, what subordinates they were; a cardigan-clad academic washout who fairly screamed "ass kisser", a woman who sat and said not a word in 45 minutes, a man who seemed content to sit and smirk, and a woman whose main goal seemed to be to trip me up on abstruse academic questions delivered with passive-aggressive glee.
By the way - although I was clearly battling the heat (including that found in your fetid, ill-ventilated conference room), nobody asked me if I'd like a glass of water before the interview. The interview couldn't have been any less pleasant if there'd been a 100 watt bulb hanging over my head.
As I left, you seemed distracted as I tried to get a few questions in. "Give me a call or an email if you have any questions", you said as if from a recording. And I did. In the past two and a half months, there have been three phone calls and two emails - none answered.
So I'll leave it at this; the next slump, it'll be you out looking for the job (judging by the caliber of from your group that I met, you're certainly not getting by on managerial talent).
In the meantime - you could stand to lose a few pounds, and pick up some social skills.
That is all.
posted by Mitch Berg 10/27/2003 06:00:14 AM
J'Ecris Ton Nom - Matt Welch sounds off with a fascinating piece on Sabine Herold and what her movement may mean in the next year in France.
Interesting quote: "'I think one of the big problems in France is that we are anti-American without knowing why,' she says. 'It's just kind of a natural thing. I mean so many people I meet are anti-war, and they'll just say that Bush is stupid and the Americans are awful imperialists. It's just their typical answer, and they never think of why. That's crazy. I think it's because we're all being brought up like that, especially at school. It's incredible how we're taught about America -- they're always explaining, for example in geography or history courses, how Americans are imperialistic.'" Read it all, of course.
(Via Instapundit)
posted by Mitch Berg 10/27/2003 05:59:02 AM
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