Saturday, June 21, 2003

Nose Art, 2001 - As a military history buff and an aviation afficionado, aircraft nose art has always been a fascination. The paintings on B-17s and B-24s during the Second World War summed up the popular art of its time better than Warhol's did the sixties, I think. Fascinating stuff, the subject of nearly as many books as there were aircraft, it seems.

The last forty years have been hell on nose art, though. The need for camouflage and low-contrast paint jobs have made nose art a generally subtle thing (although the A-10 Warthog can occasionally be seen sporting full-color Flying Tiger sharks' teeth, I'm told.

Powerline has the goods on the most evocative piece of nose art to come from the war on terrorism:



The story is fascinating. And I've seen it reproduced - as I recall, on an F-18 flying off one of our big carriers during the Afghan war.

I'm just glad I have a copy now!

posted by Mitch Berg 6/21/2003 08:46:28 PM

Did He Jump, or Was He Pushed - For all of the talk about the potential recall of Gray Davis, it could all be derailed by a simple act; Davis' resignation:
Oakland Mayor (and former California governor) Jerry Brown, in Washington this past week, speculated that Davis could instantly destroy the recall movement by resigning. That would elevate Democratic Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante to the governorship. Sen. Barbara Boxer has sketched the same scenario in private conversations with fellow Democrats.
I say he fights it out to the bitter end, and Bill Clinton steps in.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/21/2003 06:43:23 PM

War Story - Tommy Franks tells his story. It's an interesting read, and will have to do until the real history comes out...
posted by Mitch Berg 6/21/2003 08:14:09 AM

Shhhhh - Don't tell my kids it's here. I don't want to buy the book quite yet.
posted by Mitch Berg 6/21/2003 08:09:15 AM

Friday, June 20, 2003

Boyz of Summer - SCSU Scholars go on at wondrous length (by Blog standards) about the poetry that is baseball.

Speaking of which - if you're looking for a great summer diamond-related read, check out my Dad's book from about five years ago, "Common Ground",which is a tour through North Dakota amateur and minor-league ball going back to the turn of the century. Well worth a read.

Who cares about North Dakota minor-league ball in the 20th century? Hollywood, that's who. Well, maybe. "Pitch Black" may, like any Hollywood project about a non-blow-em-up subject, become a movie about the golden age of Negro League ball, much of which played out in the small-town ballparks of North Dakota in the thirties, when Satchel Paige pitched for Bismark and Josh Gibson played for Jamestown. The movie's been underway for years, and who knows if it'll ever be produced, but the website for the project alone is worth a visit. The story, on the page or the silver screen, is a fascinating one, if you're into baseball played the old-fashioned way.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/20/2003 06:09:02 PM

Paging Morgan Grams - Presidential Candidate Howard Dean's son has allegedly been caught burgling a country club for liquor.

Wonder if the media will pounce on this the way they did President Bush's 20-year-gone drug use, or, locally, Morgan Grams' problems?

posted by Mitch Berg 6/20/2003 03:38:10 PM

Shocked. Shocked, I Tell You - First, I'm glad I live in Saint Paul. There seem to be far fewer of this type of incident here than in Minneapolis (although I admit I've never really kept detailed count).

In fact, while I know lots of excellent cops in Minneapolis from my brief stint as a freelance cop-beat reporter, it always seemed that the MPD was prone to, er, issues.
[Former MPD officer Michael] Olson is charged with second-degree felony assault with a firearm, misconduct by a public officer, reckless use of a dangerous weapon and two counts of driving while intoxicated...
This sort of thing does happen. Remember - everyone is innocent until proven guilty.
The fight occurred in the early hours of Dec. 11 after Olson left a Christmas party at a downtown bar that was put on by members of the police department's 5th Precinct. During his testimony, Olson said he drank four mixed drinks, at least three beers, and two "shots" during the party, but still felt at the time that he could drive safely. But when asked by prosecutor Al Harris if he now realizes he was impaired by alcohol, Olson replied, "In hindsight, probably."
Obviously, educating people about drunk driving is the answer. But I digress...

The incident starts:
Olson acknowledged that he drove the wrong way on Fifth Street between Hennepin and Nicollet avenues and that he turned around after another car driven by 27-year-old Willie Lee Cash squeezed by him going in the opposite direction. Olson turned into an alley and backed out on Fifth Street going the right direction, but found himself blocked behind Cash's car, which had stopped in the street.

At that point, Olson said he saw "a tough black male exit his vehicle."

"He was pretty mad … coming toward my car," said Olson, a slightly built Asian officer who said he weighs about 160 pounds.

Olson, who was not wearing a uniform, said he shut off the engine of his car, unlocked his glove box and retrieved a pistol, putting it in his pocket. Olson said he then got out of his car and began arguing with Cash, telling him that he was a police officer and showing his badge.

Olson said he drew his gun after Cash assaulted him and that he was in "police mode" when that happened.

"I knew this was a situation where it was not going to look good either way," Olson said. "But it didn't matter. He (Cash) was going to jail."
Which, of course, he did not. Olson was fired from the police department after this incident, and Cash was never charged.

No, this post is not about the relative merits of Olson or Cash's positions, or about the lawsuit against the MPD. This is about how some local anti-gun activists are spinning the story.

You see - this story is an indictment of the Minnesota Personal Protection Act!
In the ensuing struggle, Olson lost his pistol, which was picked up by a passerby and has never been recovered...Olson was taken to Hennepin County Medical Center, where his blood alcohol level was measured at .24 percent, or nearly 2˝ times the legal limit to drive. He initially claimed that he couldn't remember anything about the fight, but said Thursday that detailed memories of it came back over several months.
So. A policeman gets schnockered, scares the bejeezus out of a passerby, who leaves his car to talk to the drunk driver who nearly smeared him. Fight ensues (who knows who started it), cop loses his gun, passerby lifts it and runs and is never found...

...and, according to some on the local left, it's an indictment of the law-abiding concealed carry permit holder?

Does anyone want to place a bet on the legal proceedings the Minneapolis Police Department would take against a carry permit holder who got into a fight while blowing a .24 Blood Alcohol Level?

This story shows two things:
  1. Humans make mistakes, sometimes groaningly-serious ones that can kill innocent people, and
  2. the local left will stop at nothing to try to find something to use to impugn the MPPA and its constituents.
    posted by Mitch Berg 6/20/2003 03:32:07 PM

American Bankers and the Local Media - As I said earlier this week, my story on the American Bankers brouhaha will probably kick off Monday, in five parts, more or less daily (one or two parts could get delayed). Things keep popping up here...

Legislative Auditor James Nobles has a guest editorial in the PiPress today which spells out his office's position rather more concisely than his office's report on the subject (warning - Huge PDF file). Money quote:
If you do not know — or accept — that the Attorney General Hatch was being deceptive on Jan. 8, you can reasonably conclude he broke the law. But if you accept — as I do — that he was being deceptive, you would conclude as I did that the attorney general's actions were disturbing, but not illegal.
Disturbing, but not illegal. That's fine. I don't think it's a news flash that Mike Hatch is a political mechanic of the first order, a man that'd fit into any Chicago ward (and I mean that in the sense of admiring people who are adept at politics, at least on some level!).

The real story here is in the coverage.

And we'll be talking about that starting Monday.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/20/2003 03:06:53 PM

Gang Strike Force - The local left is making much of Mike Hatch's op-ed in yesterday's Strib, trying to pin cuts in the Gang Strike Force on Governor Pawlenty.

As I'm discovering, you always need to check behind the scenes.

A source at the Capitol notes that during the negotiations for the Omnibus Judiciary Bill, Senator Jane Ranum (DFL - Minneapolis) insisted that any available money be allocated to battered women's shelters and Civil Legal Aid in preference to the Gang Strike Force.

The Strike Force, by the way, isn't a dead issue; cities can pony up part of the tab, in a deal that (according to sources) works like this:
  • Cities will have to pay the salaries of the officers involved.
  • The state will pay for overtime and vehicles.
In other words, the Strike Force will continue - but the cities will have to pay part of the freight.

Hatch's op-ed closed with the following admonishment:
The very core of government is its responsibility to protect its citizens. There is no question that taxes must be kept in line, but when government leaders convert a "No new tax" pledge into an unyielding policy without regard to the consequences for the citizens they were elected to serve, their actions become irresponsible.
And yet in this case the DFL's own unyielding policy - that "violence against women" is the most important domestic crime issue - is at least partly to blame.

And the other unyielding policy - Mike Hatch is spinning.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/20/2003 10:50:46 AM

Thursday, June 19, 2003

Da Nort Is Red - Powerline covers President Bush's visit to Fridley today. Money comment - one which echoes something I've been harping on for a while:
Pawlenty said that he asked President Bush why he comes to Minnesota so often, and Bush replied that it was his love of Spam that brings him back. In reality, of course, Bush knows that Minnesota is rapidly moving out of the Democratic column. He expects to carry Minnesota in 2004, along with a number of other traditionally Democratic states.
The DFL, of course, will dispute that. Some of them even think they're going to win in '04. But the swing to the right is decades-old outstate, and the metro 'burbs have grown to the point where no rational person can doubt that Minnesota's conservative side is ascendant.

The big question - what will it take to have a conservative win in the inner city?

Oh, don't laugh. If Brett Schundler could win the Jersey City mayorship - and Joisey City is at least as myopically Democrat as St. Paul, if not as Berkeleyistic as Minneapolis - then why couldn't a conservative come up with a message that'd sell in the inner city? Leave Norm Coleman aside (and after all, he won both of his mayoral elections as a DFLer) - I think it's possible.

It's going to be a serious topic on this list in future weeks. Have an opinion? Write me. This should be good.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/19/2003 10:39:12 PM

Feeling All DeLorean - Y'know, I don't mind getting hype like I'm getting from the Fraters today. Except now I have to make sure this article is a barn-burner, which means burning lots of midnight oil making sure things are as good as they can be - something I rarely do during normal blogging.

Speaking of the Fraters - they've urged us all go to over to the Move On website and register to vote in their straw poll. The poll will be held June 24, among (apparently) those who are registered. The Fraters suggest voting for Howie Dean, and I second the motion (but only because Ed McGaa isn't a contender).

posted by Mitch Berg 6/19/2003 08:06:27 PM

Curse You, Squawkbox - Squawkbox, my comment server, seems to be both slowing the loading of my site, and occasionally eating comments. On the other hand, it's free.

Oh, I so wanna get Moveable Type going...

posted by Mitch Berg 6/19/2003 08:04:03 PM

Developments - Busy job-hunting this morning, and taking the kids swimming this afternoon. Will post more tonight.

Here's an update: my series on Mike Hatch, American Bankers and the Minneapolis Star/Tribune will start on Monday.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/19/2003 01:09:47 PM

Iran So Far Away - The protests in Iran are nearly absent from the evening newscasts.

They are rapidly becoming story #1 on the Blogosphere.

Pejman Yousufsadeh reminds us why this story needs to matter to us
It is puzzling why the administration has not lent more public support to the Iranian reform movement, especially considering just how much regime and policy changes in Iran could benefit the United States, and the international community at large.

The Islamic regime collaborates with terrorist organizations like Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah, and assists them in their murderous operations through financing, weapons transfers, intelligence sharing, and other measures. These groups disrupt efforts to craft a peace settlement that allows Israel and an independent Palestinian state to live side by side. The current effort on the part of the Bush administration to bring about a comprehensive solution to the Arab-Israeli peace process will benefit from a change in Iran.

Iran's apparent pursuit of a nuclear program - a pursuit that has drawn the attention and concern of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) - is another reason for the administration to work aggressively for a change in the policies and regime in Iran. With its huge oil and natural gas deposits, there is no reason for Iran to pursue a nuclear program, unless the country wishes to acquire a nuclear weapons program. Such a program would pose a severe risk to American national security, and to the security of the international community.

Moreover, it is vital to the war on terrorism and to the effort to combat Islamic radicalism to demonstrate Iranian-style radicalism is a failure, and its implementation leads to a failed society.
James Lileks has similar point, although in making it he sounds uncannily like Rachel Lucas:
. Mr. Enrichment Facility, meet Mr. Moab. Mr. Moab, Mr. Enrichment Facility. I’m sure you two have much to discuss, so we’ll just leave you to sort it out...

What if the mullahs fall before, say, September? The second anniversary of 9/11 would be marked by much general astonishment at what OBL et al began. Two years, three countries. Syria would have its come-to-Issa moment. Kim Il Jong would have to switch to extra-absorbent Depends, since he would probably be wetting himself anew each time he turned on CNN.
Sullivan proposes that all bloggers devote July 4-9 to writing about Iran, and also links to some places you can leave moral support, if you believe in such things.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/19/2003 08:17:08 AM

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

36 - Ohio will probably follow Minnesota in enacting a shall-issue law.

When (not if) it passes, it'll be 36 states with shall-issue laws, including several (Texas, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Florida and Ohio) with some of our biggest cities.

Does any of the palaver sound familiar?
The issue has crossed party lines and has instead divided lawmakers along urban and suburban-rural lines.

The measure is supported by the Buckeye State Sheriffs Association, whose members would process permit applications. The highway patrol and Fraternal Order of Police have adopted positions of neutrality. The Ohio Association of Chiefs of Police remains opposed.
Watch for the inevitable reports of falling skies over Cleveland.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/18/2003 06:34:47 PM

Your "Books" Confuse and Frighten Me - Elder, over at Fraters, catches the Strib's latest cheapshots in the culture wars.
posted by Mitch Berg 6/18/2003 05:10:06 PM

The Grind Grinds On - Another job interview today. Nothing special -just another recruiter. I had a slew of interviews with this type last winter, when I was first on the beach; recruiters and "staffers" were collecting resumes, getting ready for the pickup in hiring...

...that they're still waiting for.

But I'm going, because it keeps my interviewing chops in shape (practice makes perfect), and because you never know which recruiter or headhunter or guy sitting next to you at Khan's for that matter is going to be the one with the job that finally ends the drought. My first-ever good job in software design came from a recruiter that had no idea what a software designer was when we met at a job fair - we barely spoke. But six months later, she had a one-off request for a GUI designer from a client that had been buying nothing but Java geeks and electrical engineers, and she spent a frantic few moments digging for my business card. A month later, and I was off to the races.

I only say that by way of hoping that I get some of that karma going pretty soon here. I've been through most of the stages of unemployment;
  1. anger,
  2. financial panic,
  3. coping,
  4. existential panic,
  5. existential coping,
  6. anger at the gabbling cretins that make so many decisions that affect your life, like the passive-aggressive little twerp at A_____ _______ that showed up an hour late for my interview and then proceeded to spend most of our talk staring at his cell phone, and who will get his spine cut with a bolt cutter if he ever comes into my offic...
  7. calming down
  8. coping, yet a-farging-gain, and, right now,
  9. mild depression.
I'm sure it'll pass soon.

Anyway - back with more later!

posted by Mitch Berg 6/18/2003 11:13:54 AM

Gay Marriage - Canada has become the first country in North America to legalize gay marriage.

It's no surprise that it's Andrew Sullivan's topic du jour.

This is one of those issues, like the death penalty and commuter rail, where I break with some of my fellow conservatives. I think that we need to:
  1. separate the religious and legal aspects of marriage,
  2. allow gays to enter into the same sort of contractual obligations that straight couples assume when they get married
  3. let churches and other religious groups decide what "marriage" is in their respective faiths, separate from the legal issues, and
  4. leave people alone.
I see no legal reason to bar gays from the legal contract of marriage (and the emotional meatgrinder, for that matter). As to the moral issues - that's between me and my church.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/18/2003 08:18:22 AM

Reinforce Conceal - I'm a former McGovern liberal. I used to favor (pro forma) a sweeping civilian gun ban. That was, obviously, a long time ago. But I can sympathize with some of the concerns of some of those who are active against the Minnesota Personal Protection Act.

To a point.

Repeal Conceal is the site that's distributing the "Repeal Conceal Carry" bumper stickers that are popping up on Volvos all over Mac-Groveland and Highland Park. The site is run by Christopher Farley (although WHOIS isn't officially listing the site's owners or anything beyond the fact that local provider Visi.com hosts it), a Grand Avenue businessman whose store I've patronized before, and most likely will again.

The site reads like this:
Almost immediately after its passage in the Minnesota Senate, Governor Tim Pawlenty inked his name on the Concealed Carry bill.

This law permits almost anyone, including non-Minnesotans, to carry a concealed loaded handgun almost anywhere in the state.
That's always the scare line that opponents start with; "Anyone". They never add the part about "...who passes a background check, has no criminal record, and has passed a training course". It's a crucial omission - which is why it's so consistently omitted!
Concealed-carry laws have been passed in 34 other states, but Minnesota's flavor of concealed-carry is particularly extreme. Here are some provisions:
"Not so", I told Farley. "We're about in the middle of the pack, actually". He raised an interesting point in response.

We've all heard the objections on the part of some business owners and churches to the signs that must be posted to warn gun owners that the premises are off-limits. Farley notes that in many other "shall-issue" states, the signage requirements are a lot less onerous; Farley noted Minnesota's font, size and wording requirements, as well as the requirement that each sign include the business name, calling it an imposition on property rights.

And he probably has a point. Now comes the chicken-vs.-egg question: had the Metro DFLers that opposed the bill (in minority for the last three sessions) done the honest thing, and admitted the votes were there to pass the bill into law absent their backroom machinations, and had they worked to bring their constituents concerns to the process rather than scaremongering and trying to terrorize the state into opposing the bill (with a notable lack of success, as it turns out), would things have turned out different? Remember - one of the biggest impetuses to passing the bill, immediately and as it was at the end of April, was the sure knowledge that had the Metro DFLers in the Senate managed to get the bill into conference committee one more time, it would have killed the bill for the whole session, even though the votes were there to pass the MPPA on a floor vote from day one!. By choosing the "Death or Glory" approach, the Metro DFL got "death" (by their alarmist standards, anyway), and we got a law that, strong as it is, could have been better.

So - are the signage restrictions onerous? Perhaps, albeit less so than many other burdens businesses are required to carry (ADA jumps to mind). The metro opposition has itself partially to blame for this.

Although it's good to see the Metro DFL finally developing an interest in property rights!

Onward through the website:
* Guns are allowed in parks.
* Guns are allowed in city hall meetings.
* Non residents can carry concealed guns.
Again, after they pass exactly the same criteria that Minnesotans pass (or if they have a permit from a state whose law is similar to ours).
* Sheriffs may not deny an permit to somebody who has been acquitted of a crime. (This and the above provision mean that someone like O.J. Simpson could come to Minnesota and carry a concealed gun.)
This part troubles me. First, it's untrue: if OJ came to Minnesota and applied for a permit, a call back to the LA County Sheriff would note (for those who've been under a rock) that he'd lost a wrongful death suit, and that he's got a record of erratic behavior. He'd probably get denied, for cause.

Second: It's irrelevant in the real world; anyone, convicted of a crime or not, who is likely to be a problem in the first place is probably carrying a gun anyway, without the nicety of a permit.

* Guns are allowed at the State Fairgrounds.
In discussing this with Mr. Farley, I found myself in one of those situations where you just realize you're approaching an issue from two very, very different sides.

Farley makes a point I've heard many, many others make; that he can't imagine why a responsible gun owner would carry at the fairgrounds. He has a point; shooting in self-defense at a crowded place like the Fair would be a very dicey proposition, legally and technically. And it makes perfect sense...

...if you assume the goal of the MPPA is to kill criminals. But it's not. It's to deter crime. So while I doubt that I'd even carry a pistol at the fairgrounds or in any other large crowd (I doubt I'd be able to use it effectively and safely), I don't necessarily want our city's gang-bangers and thugs to know that I can't. You know the ones that I'm talking about - the ones that have been shooting each other at the Mall of America, despite the fact that the Mall has forbade guns on premises since the day its doors opened.

I'd like to give them the burden of the uncertainty, even if I'm nowhere near my pistol.
* Businesses can not prohibit guns on their private property unless they post signs at each entranceway and verbally notify each customer.
And if Wes Skoglund and Ellen Anderson were less concerned with fearmongering alarmism, this could have been easily fixed. As, no doubt, it eventually will be.

Don't get me wrong - I was into property rights before it was all the rage (just like I was a libertarian before John Ashcroft); if someone can suggest a way to protect property rights that doesn't make permit-holders into unwitting criminals, I'm all for it.

Suggestions, please!
An official legislative estimate states that this law will increase the number of people licensed to pack heat on Minnesota streets by 750%, from 12,000 now to 90,000. Needless to say, gun sales are going to go through the roof. Some portion of those guns will be stolen, and get into the hands of criminals.
In most shall-issue states, only about 1% of those elegible generally apply for permits.

Which dodges the point; if you gave EVERY Minnesotan with a clean criminal record and no chemical or psychological impairment a permit to carry, crime would at worst stay the same. That's not hyperbolic; that's the system they have in Vermont, and which Minnesota had until 1974.
Here's the most important part of this equation: Most Minnesotans feel that this law will make Minnesota a more dangerous place!
And if the Star Tribune, WCCO, MPR and Wes Skoglund were telling them every session that the world was flat, they'd probably say that, too. Facts bear out neither hypothesis...
This law needs to be repealed, and it can be repealed!
But I doubt that it will be - opposition to the law is pretty much a metro thing. And as we've noted in this space before, that ain't what it used to be.
This law circumvented most normal procedures in the legislature. It was tacked on to an unrelated bill. It didn't go through the normal committee process.
It went through committees exhaustively and repeatedly over the course of seven years.
It didn't have very much public debate.
The history of the MPPA is currently in the works. We'll be linking to it when it's written. I contributed a bit to it, and reading the outline, it's amazing just how much debate has gone into this law in the past seven years.

And if you read the story, you see compromise. Lots of compromises, from the beginning of the process up to nearly the day the law was passed. Compromise, that is, on the side of the bill's proponents. The opponents - Wes Skoglund, Matt Entenza, Ellen Anderson, the Strib Editorial Board - bent not a whit, keeping up their campaign of slander and vituperation even past the bitter end.

And the kicker is, I don't honestly think that the majority of Minnesotans, even opponents (for whatever reason) of the MPPA either buy into the infantile scare-mongering or the lying and exaggeration that's passing for so much of the discourse from the left on this issue. As I see it, the bulk of it comes down to a couple of simple issues (the signs being a big one) and a little bit of time for most Minnesotans to see that their law-abiding neighbors aren't the boogiemen that Ellen Anderson seems to think they are.

There are an awful lot of facts to digest when it comes to this issue. Unfortunately, if your sources are the Violence Policy Center, the Brady Campaign or Citizens for a Safer Minnesota, you won't be getting many of them.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/18/2003 08:03:02 AM

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

Upcoming - Still working on "Hatch And the Strib". Getting a few last interviews in, while I'm not job-hunting.

We're also going to address the "Repeal Conceal" website. I've put in a request for a response to a number of inconsistencies on their website. Still no comment.

More later.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/17/2003 11:17:28 AM

Sexy Class' Looks Pave Way
Laura Billings, Pioneer Press Staff Columnist

Minnesota singles who have longed to date lingerie models will no longer be required to do anything inconvenient — like actually attract the objects of their desires.

After Monday's public round-table to discuss the recently green-lighted plan to socialize dating in the Twin Cities, we're speeding closer to the day when homely 40-something guys can demand evenings on the town with those poor undewear models, who spend hours every day keeping themselves in line with the current cultural concept of "beauty".

Now, there are naysayers who claim this sort of law sets up a two-tiered society, where enough persistence allows a schlemiel to cruise past all the quotidian nuisances that come from having to actually appeal, romantically, to the lingerie models. And yet, why should someone who has worked hard for his sore knees, worry lines, mortgage, and kids be forced to date similar women, while two 20-something hipsters cruise by on the way to an evening at Chino and Quest?? It just doesn't seem fair.

A lot of Minnesotans seem to agree. The measure enjoyed bipartisan support in the Legislature this spring. And according to a Minnesota Department of Dating survey of 400 metro residents last winter, 40 percent were in favor of requiring lingerie models to date guys once reserved for women their own age.

If this idea is so popular with people, it makes you wonder why we're not adopting a similar convenience law for all the other annoyances of modern life that force us to deal with reality?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not really Laura Billings. This is actually Mitch. But it was fun taking a little walk through the psyche of a class-warrior like that.

For example, let's look at her next notion:
Say you're at the grocery store after 5 p.m., and every checkout lane is backed up to the bread section, all except for the "10 items or fewer" express lane. For a reasonable premium, you ought to be able to haul your 116-item cart up to that register and speed right through. The folks who actually followed the rules and chose fewer than 10 items will still get to use the express lane — it will just move a little slower now that you're in it. That seems fair.
Well, you CAN already do that one better! For a VERY small fee, you can have the groceries brought to your house; when I'm working, Simon Delivers is one of my absolute favorite conveniences (and I don't even own an SUV). In Ms. Billings' world, this is immoral!

Or how about this:
Or how about when you get to the movies right during the trailers only to find out that the theater is practically full and that there's someone — probably some sad sack who didn't have anything better to do than to get to the movies on time — sitting in your favorite center aisle seat. Well, for a convenience surcharge on top of the regular price, you should be able to bypass the ticket line, have the kids at the concession stand hand you your pre-ordered popcorn and Jujubes, while the ushers move the guy who got there before you over to another seat, right against the wall. If you paid a little more for the privilege, that's fair, right?
Laura! How about the poor people who are kept out of the theatre altogether because they don't have the money to get in in the first place? Isn't that equally disturbing? Why, those fatcat moviegoers should be ashamed!

Billings continues:
Just imagine how wonderful our lives would be if we could store up all of this privilege on a little electronic convenience card.

You could swipe it and bypass the hour-long line for the ladies' room at Dixie Chicks and Norah Jones concerts. You could flash it and move your kids to the head of the waiting lists of the selective colleges they didn't quite make it into.
That's already what happens, Laura.
And if you ever needed a kidney transplant, you could run that thing through the scanner and cut a few years off your wait time. Ah, what a beautiful user-fee world it could be, if we would just give our legislators the chance.
Ipse David Crosby.
After all, if you can afford to pay, shouldn't you be the first to play?
Depends, Ms. Billings.

At the polls? In court? With the police? Before the eyes of G-d? Absolutely not.

But since the subject is an underutilized lane, built at excruciating cost to the taxpayers 15 years ago and which draws only the faintest film of carpoolers (because people just don't work like that these days!), why not make the state a few bucks?

And if you're so concerned, Ms. Billings, by all means feel free to chip in a few quarters so the underprivileged can drive and park easier.

Oh, wait - that'd make it personal, wouldn't it?

posted by Mitch Berg 6/17/2003 10:56:25 AM

Murderers Welcome - The Minnesota Personal Protection Act allows private businesses to exclude legally-permitted people from bringing their firearms onto the premises. The catch - they have to post a sign at their entrance. For all the caterwauling of the anti-gun left, there's a purpose to this stipulation, and it's not just to make people caterwaul; it's to prevent "oopses", places where the law-abiding citizen can be breaking the law and not even know it.

That bothers some of the left, who'd like the law to be a byzantine maze of nuance filled with dark alleys of uncertainty, as long as it exists at all.

The PiPress covers the conflict over the signs in this article today.
Unscientific observations around the metro area suggest that most companies aren't posting signs. A Minnesota Chamber of Commerce survey also indicates that's the case. In early June the chamber informally surveyed its members. Nearly 70 percent of the 250 or so companies that responded already ban, or planned to ban, their employees from carrying guns at work. But only about a third said they planned to post a "no guns" sign and inform customers of the ban, said Tom Hesse, chamber director of labor management policy.
I've personally been amazed; I've walked down a couple of local business streets, and seen almost no posted establishments, even among those with known DFLer ownership. I've only noticed the signs at the Dome during a Twins game, at the Megamall, and at a little grocery store in Highland Park (a neighborhood in St. Paul that wears liberal sanctimony like a (hand-knit Peruvian free-trade) hairshirt.

It's a fairly simple legal and marketing decision for most companies:
Some companies have decided. Minneapolis-based Target issued a statement saying it's a nationwide retailer that has to comply with a variety of laws across the country, and that its policy is to not post signs regarding guns in any state with conceal-and-carry laws.
But "Free Will" is a difficult concept for some people.

Citizens for a Supine Safer Minnesota leader Rebecca Thoman says:
"It's necessary for them to be able to prohibit or ban weapons from their stores,'' Thoman said. "Legally, the assumption now is that if there's no sign posted, that guns are welcome."
"...guns are welcome.".

Guns.

Like they have minds of their own.

Ms. Thoman; guns are already in every single one of the shops and establishments, whether posted or not. It's just that they're carried by untrained, usually criminal people.

That you and your organization put so much trust in them, while heaping your opprobium on the law-abiding, trained, documentably safe permit-holder worries and bothers me a lot more than any sign on any myopically-PC store.

By the way - feel free to vote in the PiPress' poll. Of course I'm a "yes".

posted by Mitch Berg 6/17/2003 10:31:40 AM

Monday, June 16, 2003

Amblog Alert - I'm declaring an amber blog alert for Jeff Fecke, blogger of the moderate left. (Although being as moderate as he is, maybe he just decided he'd better not actually write about anything...)

Oh, well - at least Layne is back, although don't talk about food around her just yet.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/16/2003 08:41:16 PM

School Daze - Jay Benanav "represents" me in the Saint Paul City Council, in the same way that Ellen Anderson and Alice Hausman and Betty McCollum and Mark Dayton "represent" me in St. Paul or Washington or Roswell as the case may be; my neighbors elected him. Don't blame me.

He ran for mayor in 2001, on a platform of (if memory serves) creating an ordinance against unhappiness and putting a surcharge on people who pay taxes and obey laws.

He's back in action now, with a proposed ordinance that unwittingly highlights the myopia of much DFL policy; limiting the number of houses per block that may rent to college students.

The hearings on Friday are reported in this morning's Strib:
The ordinance, proposed by City Council Member Jay Benanav, would apply to one-and two-family houses, not apartment buildings, college-owned housing or fraternities and sororities.

Bill Cullen, a member of the St. Paul Association of Responsible Landlords, said the ordinance would not solve the problems that concern most residents, such as rundown rental properties, noisy late-night parties and parking congestion.
Indeed, no.

This is classic DFL policy: react to the crimes of a few with a broad-brush approach that inconveniences and harms the many, without actually dealing the the problem of all those pukin', moonin', defecatin' college punks.

The ordinance will do nothing to deal with this problem at all; college parties aren't a matter of density, they're a matter of houses full of arrested adolescents and "girls gone wild", away from home and bored and with too much money on their hands. Limiting the number of college rentals per block won't keep bored college kids from screwing up.

But it will make college housing more expensive, less convenient and harder to find for everyone, troublemaker or not; when government artificially changes the supply of a thing, it inevitably changes the price.

Targeting troublemaker students would make much more sense - but that would put responsibility on the back of the colleges and universities in question. And avoiding responsibility is what they're best at:
Doug Hennes, vice president for university and government relations at the University of St. Thomas, said the university supports the ordinance because it's the university's responsibility to take care of landlord-student issues. "We work with landlords to create expectations to be respectful [to neighbors]," he said.
But if the city will do it for you, at its own expense, that'll make the job easier, won't it?

This is a stupid idea that punishes the law-abiding and does nothing to address the real problem; disinterested landlords, bored, irresponsible college kids, and the colleges that want to collect their tuition checks.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/16/2003 08:19:53 AM

Calling All Loyal Democrats! - Please, please please please, following the example of your friends in Wisconsin in endorsing Howard Dean:
Howard Dean was victorious in a straw poll of Democratic activists at the Wisconsin Democratic Party convention.

Dean beat eight competing Democrats in both categories -- delegates and alternates, and official guests.

John Kerry was second to Dean in the delegate count (126 to 33). Kerry also was second to Dean in the guest count (77 to 17).

Dean's combined total of 203 topped Kerry's combined total of 50.
I know, I know - it's just a straw poll. It means nothing. But given that, it's encouraging (to me as a Republican) to note that the frontrunners could be the likes of Dean and John "You know, I was in Vietnam" Kerry.

Either will make George McGovern's 1972 performance look good in comparison.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/16/2003 08:05:29 AM

Kids in Iran - Bit by bit, it seems the regime in Teheran might be unravelling. The reports, despite the aggressive disinterest of the major media, seem to indicate that the mullahs are engaging in tactical retreats in the face of continued unrest - something that authoritarian regimes generally cannot do without grave risk to themselves.

Sullivan talks about the case for optimism albeit not glee in the Middle East, where for the first time a major Arab government is leaning on the Palestinians and Hamas.

In the meantime, in Iran, this seems to be looking less and less like the type of demonstrations du jour that occur throughout the Moslem world:
"It's scary talking to these people [the protesters]," says a seasoned political analyst reached by phone in Tehran, who asked not to be named. "There is such a determination in their eyes and their behavior. They are fearless; they are ready for combat. It's like [urban] warfare."

"They say: 'This is just the beginning, we have started it, and we are going all the way to the end,' " the analyst says. "But if you carry on the conversation, they have no idea about what the end should look like.... It is very dangerous."

In recent days, amid the din of supportive honking horns, some protesters have been matching violence meted out by vigilantes loyal to the regime with violence.
Now - all you Democrats and "moderates" who have been caterwauling on cue about the phantom WMDs - read this next bit...:
The clerical leadership blames the US - seen officially as the chief foreign meddler since the 1979 Islamic Revolution - for fomenting disorder. Iran's Foreign Ministry accused the US of exaggerating the scope of the protests by calling "a few individuals the voice of the people."

The US comments seem to be uniting hard-liners and reformists. Mehdi Karrubi, speaker of the reformist parliament, said that differences "among the children of the revolution are differences of taste but they are all united against the enemy...."

The US has made no secret of its desire for a new government in Iran. It accuses Iran of backing terrorism, pursuing nuclear weapons, harboring Al Qaeda, and encouraging anti-US forces in Iraq.
...and tell me the war in Iraq, and our presence in force in the region, isn't having a beneficial effect?
But polls have shown that some 90 percent of Iranians themselves want change, and that 70 percent want dramatic change - results that hard-line ideologues say are wildly inaccurate.
The left will respond "Hah. Where are the toppling autocracies?"

Ronald Reagan first began facing down the Soviets in 1983. His first truly substantive act was Grenada - yet another military action whose point and impact the left completely missed, an act of anti-communist resolve that did more than anything to induce at least cosmetic moderation in the Politburo (in the form of Gorbachev). The major turning point (we see in hindsight) came when Reagan faced Gorbachev down at Rejkjavik in 1986. And from then, it took five more years for the Berlin Wall to fall.

Eight years. But in that time, the world turned upside down.

In the past 20 months, the world has not turned upside down. But if you'd have said on September 10, 2001 that the Taliban would have been routed in 30 days by 100 US Special Forces, and that Hussein would be deposed and the threat of his WMDs erased forever by whatever means, and the Iranian Mullahs would be looking over their shoulders, and that Arab nations would be investing any political capital in trying to moderate PLO/Hamas, they'd have called you crazy.

The next 18 months will no doubt be fascinating.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/16/2003 07:59:02 AM

Sunday, June 15, 2003

The Untouchables - Ever since the budget cuts started a few months ago, one of the most irritating refrains of the local left - especially that part that works for state government - is that the "budget cuts attack everything that's good about Minnesota", or "cut at the heart of what makes this a liveable state". It's a cynical line of spin, of course; as if state workers and their working conditions and employment security, in and of themselves, are what made Minnesota great. As the fellow pictured on the front page article on the subject in today's Pioneer Press (who is apparently being laid off by the Minnesota Historical society) put it:
“A lot of us working for the state felt blindsided. ... I always thought Minnesota was progressive, but now we’re in a bottom-line mode, and it’s harsh. It’s a step backwards, and I fundamentally don’t get it.”
In other words - Back when Minnesota made sure people like me didn't suffer in the least, the state was "progressive". Now that people like me are in the same boat as the rest of you, we're unprogressive, which is another word that means "bad".

But then you read further into the story; many state workers facing layoffs are...not facing layoffs:
Many senior employees are exercising their "bumping" rights to displace more junior workers in their agencies. Others are claiming vacant jobs in state agencies.

Of the first 300 AFSCME members who got layoff notices, about 100 "hit the streets," [AFSCME Council 6 executive director Peter] Benner said.

Of the 28 workers [State Employee Relations Commissioner Cal] Ludeman had to lay off after his agency's budget was cut by 15 percent, two-thirds found new jobs before they left the department, he said.
And when the axe finally drops, these employees have some options many of us don't have:
[Deputy Employee Relations Commish Ann] Schluter said the agency is making extra efforts to ensure that employees who may be laid off are informed about state benefits and services.

Those benefits include six months of state-paid health insurance, severance pay, unemployment insurance payments and, for some employees, early retirement options and deferred compensation. Employees facing layoffs also get directed to other jobs in state government, help in searching for private-sector jobs from the Minnesota WorkForce Centers and personal counseling from the state Employee Assistance Program.
So when you talk with an AFSCME member who may or may not be getting laid off, and he or she starts bemoaning the horror the loss of his or her job security means to society at large, ask them: what made Minnesota a great place?

A first-class university that gave business the talent it needed? Sure.

University employees that have cradle-to-grave job security and the lowest health insurance copays around? Not so much.

Good schools? Sure.

A teachers union that ensures that teacher salaries rise,across the board without regard to merit, faster than inflation? Nuh-uh.

A social safety net that keeps the unfortunate from starving? Yep.

A social safety net that subsidizes poverty indefinitely, with no accountability? No way.

Minnesotans? Yeah!

Minnesota's public employees' unions' view of public employment as sinecure? Wrong.

In March of '02, I was one of the first three whacked from a failing dotcom that is currently in the final stages of its death spiral. I was lucky enough to find a lousy job through a fleabag contracting agency, for a job that was eliminated in January after nine months, and have been scrambling to find small contract jobs while searching incessantly for permanent work, or even long-term contract jobs. Does that mean Minnesota's not a great place? In and of itself, no, although it may be a symptom of economic rot in the regional high-tech sector, a rot to which our overweening bureaucracy may have contributed - but no, I'd be a fool to assign my current troubles to some apocalyptic decaying of social morality.

And so would all you AFSCME people who, for the first time in many of your working lives, are having to learn how to search for jobs.

Bon voyage.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/15/2003 05:49:26 PM

Wonks Arise! - Minnesota Politics is a for-profit website run by a few of Minnesota's top-rail wonks.

They apparently rolled out version 2 of their website last week. It's apparently new and improved.

Look for a fisking of their current freebie story shortly.

Leave aside the notion of paying a minimum of $50 a year to read what they write - I've read a fair amount of their material; it needs work (Mr. Erickson - before you opine on the Minnesota Personal Protection Act, it'd help to get a few of the facts straight). On the other hand, their April Fool's edition is occasionally brilliant.

But before one actually reads anything, one must contend with their website. Oh, sweet deities of information design; plain arial type on a canary-yellow background, with RSM news feeds in various shades of ultra-low contrast pale blue. I get a headache just typing those words.

And the site itself is a graphic hash; the layout looks like it was done with a potato gun at 200 yards.

Still, if they can make money at this, it's a good omen for all of us.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/15/2003 12:55:08 PM

Sleeping History - Like a lot of conservative bloggers, I'm holding off comment on Hillary! Clinton's new book. Unfortunately, I'd rather sit through a Green Party precinct caucus than actually read it.

And reading Mark Steyn's review of the book doesnt' make it sound one bit more promising:
Hillary's fans will buy the book, open Chapter One, and read, ''I wasn't born a first lady or a senator. I wasn't born a Democrat. I wasn't born a lawyer or an advocate for women's rights and human rights. I wasn't born a wife or mother . . . '' and think, well, that's just like the early bits of the Old Testament, all the begetting, or in this case all the things she wasn't begot as, so I'll just skip ahead to Chapter Two, and I'll bet it's really crackling along by now.

And Chapter Two begins: ''What you don't learn from your mother, you learn from the world' is a saying I once heard from the Masai tribe in Kenya.''

And you think, well, isn't that just wonderfully diverse, and she heard it from an actual tribe in Kenya! Any tribesman in particular? Or did they all yell it out in unison as her motorcade passed by? Either way, it's the sort of soothing multicultural sentiment that separates an enlightened progressive from rabid knuckle-dragging redneck Clinton-haters, and that's all you need to know. So you put the book up on the shelf and never open it ever again.
So maybe I'll wait for the movie.

(Via Powerline)

posted by Mitch Berg 6/15/2003 11:16:37 AM

Boomeritis - I need to find a copy of Boomeritis by Ken Wilber; it's the main motivation behind this afternoon's library trip (that, and finding someplace with air conditioning. Just like when I was a kid).

But until then, Elizabeth DeBold's review in What Is Enlightenment? is not only good, but nearly as long as a book:
I am a boomer. Blooming right in the middle of the boomer eraborn in 1955and still booming strong. I have been part of one paradigm-busting, revolutionary movement after another since I came of age in the early seventies.(I even coauthored a book called Mother Daughter Revolution, about how mothers can change the future by changing the way they raise girls.) I know that whatever I'm involved in has the potential to entirely transform the world as we know it, to free us from the untold horrors of, well, you name itpatriarchy, racism, class oppression. Why? Because I'm a boomer, and boomers are going to change the world. And isn't it just perfect boomer style that I've also found a spiritual path that is evolutionary, revolutionary, and designed to change the world? Of course, I never really thought of myself as a boomer until I read Ken Wilber's Boomeritis (Shambhala Publications, 2002), his scathing and often hilarious indictment of boomer hubris.
The article is great - read as much as you have time for.

However, there's one really obvious error:
So, what is boomeritis? First of all, it isn't just something for those of us born during the boomer years, 1946-1964.
Right there is your first problem. The baby boom had nothing to do with years; Baby Boomers are people born to parents who were of child-rearing age at the end of World War II. Although I was born in 1962, my father was nine and my mom was four on VJ Day.

So, nobody better be calling me a Baby Boomer. Got that?

posted by Mitch Berg 6/15/2003 10:55:18 AM

The International Community - Here's how the Europeans handle international crises.

Here's the money graf:
What the Congolese people need is to see an end to the killing and to reclaim their towns from machete- and Kalashnikov-wielding militias. But the Guardian reported that based on a French military briefing paper it obtained, the new force "will have a negligible impact on tribal conflict." According to the document, "France has no specific interest in the area except solidarity with the international community." (When talk of a European force for DR-Congo arose, some observers said French-British cooperation on the effort could help patch up rifts over the Iraq war.)
One does not ask men to go risk their lives in order to "patch rifts". Militarily, this is already a joke.
The military briefing paper notes that the force's exit is "firmly established" at Sept. 1, 2003. The Guardian quoted a European military source who has seen the document observing: "This is the most cynical military briefing I've read in my entire life. Everybody is just laughing at it." According to the Guardian, a forthcoming report by the International Crisis Group says, "This intervention, on the face of it, is totally insufficient to meet the needs of Ituri's pacification." (Le Monde reported that the United Nations and the European Union are meeting this week with Congolese President Joseph Kabila and faction leaders to help bring an end to hostilities and attempt to form a transitional government.)
Again.
L'Eveil of DR-Congo gave a more bleak assessment of the U.N. intervention in the country. After the international force's three months is up, the paper said, militias will resume their killing rampages. "To intervene in Bunia for three months, without disarming the Hema and Lendu militias, is a useless effort that will lead to no result." The paper said the United Nations—rather than send a supplementary force—should have equipped and authorized the existing U.N. force for decisive action on the ground. Referring to the U.N. peacekeeping force long stationed in Congo, the paper said the impression thus far is that foreign troops have come for tourism—"to loot the country's resources, to dance and drink champagne, to sleep with our daughters" then to leave when their time is up. "The Congolese people don't need that."
Well, by all means, we should have let them handle Iraq as well!

UPDATE: See if you can find any mention of these problems in this boilerplate Guardian piece.

posted by Mitch Berg 6/15/2003 02:11:55 AM

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