Saturday, March 15, 2003

Ace See Hell You - Doug Grow, sanctimonious as ever, held forth on the Lindner flap last week in the Strib, expressing muffled indignance that the ACLU would take Lindner's side in the debate (as well they should):
Tigue, a First Amendment lawyer best known for defending adult bookstores, strip clubs and pornographers, not only is willing to defend Lindner ("if he pays me"), he stands firmly for the rights of Lindner's constituents.

"It was more than a year ago that he called the Dalai Lama a cult leader," Tigue said. "That means the people in the last election elected him knowing full well he'd made such an idiotic remark. It's clear [that] the majority in his district don't mind being represented by an ignorant bigot."
Writing is rewriting; I have to wonder what Tigue said before Grow selected the quotes that best reflected his own thesis.

I've been doing a lot of thinking about the Lindner flap lately. Yes, he's ignorant. But let's look at some of the claims the left is making, via Grow:
There is no question that Lindner's remarks are absurd, even hateful.
Hateful? Please, Doug - where does ignorance become "hateful?"
But why are DFL House members seeking to drag Lindner's sorry mind before the House Ethics Committee? Why not let him choke on his own free speech?

According to Rep. Frank Hornstein, DFL-Minneapolis, one of the things that motivated the DFL caucus to push for an ethics hearing and a censure was the behavior of Republican representatives.

"The silence Monday is what most concerned us," said Hornstein, the grandson of Nazi concentration camp survivors. "What really struck me is that he is saying that his beliefs are common to the beliefs of the majority." Hornstein said he has not heard Republican House members repudiate that notion.
So you get in trouble for what you don't say? Let's look at the very likely case, that the GOP wants to move on to the many important issues facing our state and let the whole stupid Lindner flap fade with time (as such things always do) - that means "his beliefs" are "common to the beliefs of the majority?"

Mr. Hornstein: What an incredibly, mind-numbingly stupid thing to say.

Here's what Lindner said, and what it means:
  • "Gays and Lesbians were not persecuted during the Holocaust". Untrue, obviously, and based on a faulty conclusion drawn from the dust-flap of a book about the homoerotic aspects of Naziism. And yet DFLer after DFLer has queued up to call the statement "homophobic". Homophobia (an etymologically suspect word - "Homosexual" means "attraction to those who are the same as you" in the original Greek". Homophobia would be "Fear of those who are the same as you...") should mean "genuine hatred of gays". But according to many gay activists, the very act of being "uncomfortable" around gays is, itself, homophobic.
  • "We don't want the US to turn into Africa". To hear the Afro-American DFL's response, you'd think Lindner was wearing a pointy hood and a white sheet.Yet read his comment carefully; he didn't criticize africans, he pointed out that Africa is beridden with AIDS. Now, does that mean gays should be removed from the Human Right Act? That's another argument. But the fact that the Minneapolis DFL contingent are piling on Lindner as a "racist" for pointing out something that happens, inconveniently, to be true (Africa is plagued with AIDS!) is doublespeak of the lowest order.
I think I've changed my mind since the last time I posted about Lindner. While he doesn't represent the Republican Party I want to see, I'll support him; he may be ignorant and ill-informed, but he's no less so than many of those who oppose him for the most specious political reasons.

And the good news from all this; the main reason the DFL is piling on Lindner with such aplomb is that they really have nothing else going on. Quick - name a DFL legislative initiative. Any initiative. "Harping on GOP initiatives" doesn't count as an initiative, by the way. Throw those out, and there really is no answer, is there?

So the good news is that the DFL has no game. The bad news is that they're taking it out on the First Amendment.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/15/2003 12:18:24 PM

Martin Sheen - Fundamentalist Minister- It's easy to forget, amid the protests and pronouncements and publicity, that Martin Sheen was once an excellent actor.

Andrew Stuttaford has a fascinating profile of the guy, his beliefs, and why he became what he is, in the National Review:
His authority reinforced by the fact that he portrays a president on an upscale soap opera, Sheen uses celebrity status to push his causes (fair enough — it's our fault, not his, if we take an actor seriously just because of the roles he plays). But "Jed Bartlet" has not been his only taste of office, either on screen (he has played other presidents and at least two Kennedy brothers) or off. In 1989, Sheen was named honorary mayor of Malibu. Naturally, His Honor marked his appointment with a decree proclaiming the area "a nuclear-free zone, a sanctuary for [illegal] aliens and the homeless, and a protected environment for all life, wild and tame." Interviewed more than a decade later by Hispanic magazine, Sheen relived the moment with obvious pleasure: "The reaction was what I kind of half-expected, and it wasn't favorable. I was considered a radical who sold out the city. It just shows you the power of words and the power of someone's convictions. It just scared the hell out of them."

Well, not really — it just shows that people don't like having a loopy mayor. But no matter: If Sheen had become a St. Paul, the rest of us were, to him, like so many Galatians, an errant people to be hectored, lectured, and generally harangued.
And there's more - about the "liberation theology" religious roots to his politics.

And, also, this telling bit:
One of the hallmarks of Sheen's activism is the number of times he has been arrested, around 70 at the latest count, often carefully choreographed for photogenic spectacle, which might include, say, prayer (yet another Nagasaki protest, this one at Los Alamos in 1999) or, for real excitement, fake blood (Fort Benning, same year).

There is another way in which these martyrdoms have been a touch theatrical. None were likely to have serious consequences. Now that there's a chance that they might, Sheen has seemed to shy away. Following a conviction for trespass at a demonstration at Vandenberg Air Force Base, he is on three years' probation and is taking care to avoid the police, handcuffs, and the judiciary. As he explained to Newsday last fall, "If I get arrested for anything now, I go right in the slammer." The actor's taste for martyrdom clearly includes neither the big house nor the loss of hundreds of thousands in dollars from his appearances in Aaron Sorkin's fake White House (Sheen reportedly earns around $300,000 for each episode of The West Wing, not so much less than the $400,000 that George W. Bush makes for a year in the real thing), but it's telling that it has taken this, rather than any change of heart, to stop — at least until his probation expires — the seemingly endless run of arrests.
Sounds like a lot of our local high-profile demonstratchiks. Anyone remember the "Honeywell Project"? The eighties/nineties era protest group, largely peopled by a pacifistic cult from Luck, Wisconin, racked up hundreds of arrests among them - all of them the sort of plastic-cuffed, in-and-out "arrests" that scarcely puts a dent in anyone's day, much less the day of someone who has no day job.

And I can't help but see the Soliah parallels here:
Most people accept that they have, at least temporarily, to live under some laws with which they may profoundly disagree. In his repeated recourse to (let's be euphemistic) "direct action," Sheen appears not to — an approach that is, at its core, undeniably undemocratic...Revealingly, when the law and his own notions of what is right coincide, Sheen is only too happy to don the jackboots. For example, driven in part, doubtless, by one son's painful battle with substance abuse, he was a leading opponent of a California ballot initiative designed to allow certain low-level drug users to receive treatment rather than jail. That shouldn't be a surprise. Sheen is a zealot: a man so convinced of his own rectitude that, for him, any compromise becomes a sin. Needless to say, such moral absolutism usually comes with a profound disdain for the points of view of those who disagree — to Sheen, I suspect, their opinions count for no more than their votes.
Now, some of you are going to ask "why are you doing a profile of an actor when you have such disdain for most of their opinions in the first place?"

Simple: Sheen's story illustrates that of many of our more workaday opponents. Whether the Highland Park marm who drives her Volvo to the WAMM rallies, or the Macalester brats who seem to be majoring in "social activism", there's an element in the fundamentalist left that sees itself as exceptionalistic, not only smarter than the rest of us, but whose agendas are so righteous they naturally trump everyone else's.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/15/2003 10:35:01 AM

Friday, March 14, 2003

Pressure - After ten weeks unemployed, the stress is flowing through me in waves. Every part of my body hurts.

I'm going to get out and enjoy the weather tonight, and concentrate on breathing.

Blogging is good for my stress level as well. I'll be catching up from this relatively lame week over the weekend.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/14/2003 06:43:04 PM

The Good Actor, Part II - A rather highly placed corresonded wrote me today regarding my post yesterday re: Ron Silver's performance on the Blitzer show:
In reference to your post on actor Ron Silver, I saw him the other night on CNN and wasn't too impressed. Personally I don't want to hear from Hollywood on Iraq anymore whether it's from the left or the right.
I basically agree - but we're going to hear from them. And it's somewhat heartening to hear some relative rationality coming from Hollywood - especially given that Silver's not even a conservative.

The writer's point - who cares what Hollywood thinks - is well taken. But since they're talking anyway:
It is a change to see a conservative actor speak out but that doesn't mean that I care what he thinks. If you criticize the Hollywood left for being out of their element when they comment on politics you can hardly praise the Hollywood right when they do the same.
Of course I can!

I criticize actors for being out of their element when they comment on issues they've never paid one iota of dues in studying the issue. On the other hand, when an actor - or any citizen, really - spends some time actually paying his/her dues and really learning about the issue, whether I regard actors as competent commentators in general or not, I think it's worthy of at least muted praise.

And it doesn't get much more muted than my little 300-hit-per-day blog!

Anyway - Silver is just an actor. He's also an actor with the brains to actually learn the issue beyond the soundbites, and the cojones to face down the majority of his colleagues.

I'm not calling for canonization. Just expressing wonder.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/14/2003 06:41:23 PM

STILL Busy - Gaaa. Job stuff, wall to wall. The news ain't all bad - it's good to be busy. Still no steady paycheck, but keep your fingers crossed.

More later today - plus I'll probably do my usual big weekend post-o-lanche...

posted by Mitch Berg 3/14/2003 10:41:53 AM

Iron Fist - No, it's not a new gay practice. It's the nickname of one of the brigades of the Third Infantry (Mech) Division.

I've seen CNN, NBC, CBS, and heard NPR doing standups from the Division's laager, somewhere in Kuwait. And it's been interesting, hearing the same basic line from all of them; "It's this brigade's job to punch a hole straight through to Baghdad". So I have to wonder - is it the brigade's job at all? I suspect disinformation.

They also go to great pains to explain that it's the army's "Only Tank Brigade" in Kuwait. More disinformation? The Third Infantry has three brigades, only one of them "Tank" - but the other two are almost as heavily armed. It's a distinction that means little to journalists, of course.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/14/2003 08:48:39 AM

Thursday, March 13, 2003

Testing - Blogger's sure acting wierd today.
posted by Mitch Berg 3/13/2003 06:49:26 PM

The Good Actor- Just finished watching Ron Silver and Bill Maher debate the war on "Wolf Blitzer". All of Hollywood is not lost.

The worst thing about Maher's late "Politically Incorrect" was that it gave a wide-open forum to, primarily, celebrities to discuss current events. It was generally a throat-clenchingly frustrating exercise, watching (Rush drummer) Neal Peart, Janeane Garofalo, and someone from the Weather Channel squabble with Bill Maher about the issues of the day.

Maher's a sharp guy, albeit wrong about most things (including labelling himself as a "libertarian"). Like most comics, he has good timing - and a way with distracting audiences from lousy logic with the glib, usually ignorant, but catchy one-liner.

But Silver didn't give up a single point. Maher came on with the usual fare - Hussein didn't attack us on 9/11, you know! - but Silver threw it all right back at him.

My favorite line of the segment? Silver: "Robert Frost once said a Liberal is someone who's so open-minded he won't even take his own side in an argument".

Silver's hosting Crossfire tomorrow. I may watch it, for the first time in over a decade.

Concealed Carry Update - While Minnesota's Personal Protection Act has moved to the "backroom machination" phase of the process, Ohio is rapidly vying with us to to be the 34th state to adopt a "Shall Issue" law.

The issues are exactly the opposite of those in MInnesota, of course - Ohio's legislature has the votes in both houses to not only pass the bill, but probably override a veto by liberal Governor Bob Taft. However, the big question is "Will they do it if it comes to that"? It'd expend a lot of political capital - and with their budget battle raging, capital isn't cheap.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/13/2003 05:12:17 PM

Foremath - Parapundit is an excellent foreign policy blog. This article - on plans for the restoration of democracy to Iraq - is fascinating reading. It's very long, but links a bunch of interesting sources for a great read.
posted by Mitch Berg 3/13/2003 08:33:13 AM

Woe Betide Blogger - So I got up, as usual, at 5:30AM, ready to loose a fusillade of blogging...

...and blogger.com was down again.

It came back up a few minutes ago - just in time for me to begin my morning scramble to get the kids up and on the bus. Then, another morning of job-related scrambling (pray/cross your fingers/meditate/send good vibes for me); well, roll it all together, and it'll probably be this afternoon before I can get any serious posts up.

UPDATE: And Blogger's problems seem to be getting worse...

Oh, lordy - as soon as I get a new job, I'm switching to Movable Type...

posted by Mitch Berg 3/13/2003 07:24:21 AM

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

One For The Good Guys - They found Elizabeth Smart. Alive.

I'm stunned. While they say that most kids who are abducted are eventually returned relatively safely, and last summer's "epidemic of stranger abductions" was largely a media creation (stranger abduction is actually the statistical wane), I also remember icy ball that formed in the pit of my stomach last summer when Danielle Van Dam and Samantha Runnion were kidnapped and murdered at the same time as Smart's abduction.

So her return today - safe and relatively sound - struck me as a major miracle, even though objectively speaking it's more the rule than the exception; a fact that I"m sure means nothing to the parents involved.

They say people that kidnap and/or molest children have a particularly bad time in prison. Shucks.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/12/2003 11:18:53 PM

Busy - Job talk this morning. Will post more later.

If you need something to tide you over, re-read my rather prolific weekend...

posted by Mitch Berg 3/12/2003 08:18:38 AM

Precipitous Rush to Action - UN debate on Iraq passes six-month mark.
posted by Mitch Berg 3/12/2003 08:04:10 AM

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Lotta Moments - Of course, here in Minnesota we have Arlon Lindner.

Lindner, a Republican representing Corcoran in the northwest exurban metro, is - to be charitable - perhaps not the brightest light on the Lord's Christmas Tree. The man has a long record of saying just plain stupid things in the House - his remark about Nazi persecution of gays and lesbians could only come from someone with no clue abuot history. Worse, like Lott, he says a lot of things that may have not-stupid ideas at their base, but are stated in such a way as to guarantee trouble - handing shiploads of ammunition to the DFL, who needs all the ammo it can get in the absence of any legislative initiative.

Yes, there might be an idea worth exploring at the core of some of the statements for which Lindner is being condemned:
  • "Buddhism is a Cult". Of course it's not. But remember the context of the event; the University of Minnesota, which rigorously separates Christianity from any of its official functions, had just rolled out the red carpet for the Dalai Lama. This irritated a lot of people - including, understandably, the fundamentalist Lindner. Was his reaction appropriate? Of course not. And I personally would welcome the chance to debate theology with a Buddhist adherent - but that's another issue. Question: If Lindner's critics were to be intellectually honest, wouldn't they also have condemned, or at least questioned, the Dalai Lama's visit?
  • "If We Extend Rights to Gays and Lesbians, We'll Become Another Africa". Can I understand why Afro-Americans would take umbrage at this? Sure. I'd suspect that there's a valid idea buried in there somewhere. Lindner links legally-enumerated rights for gays with the excesses of big government. He's wrong to do it, but work with me here. Africa, the continent, has been turned into a social, medical and economic disaster area at the cost of millions of lives by the most extreme excesses of big government - big-state socialism and authoritarianism combined with the petty hatreds of intense tribalism. Question: If Lindner's critics were intellectually honest, wouldn't they allow for the fact that Africa is a mess?
Of course, most of Lindner's critics in the House are not intellectually honest:
Rep. Neva Walker, DFL-Minneapolis, the other black House member, said she considered Lindner's statement "a slap of racism directed towards me and Keith."
Question for Rep. Walker: If someone criticizes the government of Norway, or that nation's social and medical problems that devolve from that government's policies, does that "slap" me, as an American of Norwegian descent? I'd think not.

Steve Sviggum, the Speaker of the House, got in a great point, according to today's Strib article:
said he wouldn't force him out, although he called many of Lindner's statements "inappropriate."

If he did so, Sviggum added, he would have had to censure Rep. Tom Rukavina, DFL-Virginia, for referring recently to Republican State Auditor Pat Awada as "Osama bin Awada."

"I won't remove Arlon for using wrong words," Sviggum said. "Arlon is not a mean-spirited person at all. But it almost seems every time Arlon says something, it gets worse for him."
Indeed. And if Arlon Lindner has to walk the plank for being an idiot, Tom Rukavina should walk with him. Rukavina is, if anything, a bigger idiot than Lindner.

Lindner subscribes to some views that are just plain ignorant:
I'm not convinced that they were persecuted," he said, suggesting that the main gay participants in the Holocaust were Nazi concentration camp guards. That contention, he added, is laid out in a book called "The Pink Swastika," which he hasn't read but is trying to lay his hands on.
The book deals (so I've heard) with the homoerotic aspects of Naziism and the idea that Hitler was a closeted gay. And it's irrelevant...

...because Lindner is wrong (gays were murdered in droves), and if I were a Corcoran resident I'd be upset that such an invincibly ignorant person was representing me in the Legislature.

It's true - Lindner's critics are driven by nothing more than craven political opportunism. But it'd be nice if we didn't give them the opportunities.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/11/2003 07:27:53 AM

Lott Moment - James Moran, 14-year congressman from the Virginia Beltway, blamed Jews for the war at a pro-dictatorship rally:Compare this with the remarks that got Trent Lott into career-ending trouble:
"I want to say this about my state: When Strom Thurmond ran for president, we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years, either,"
Practically interchangeable, if you think about it - if it weren't for those damned reformers and Jews and blacks, things'd be a lot smoother, wouldn't they?

So, Democrats - how is Warner's remark any more defensible than Lott? And where is the groundswell of condemnation?

One of the worst things about the Lott debacle was his clumsy attempt at self-defensive spin afterward. It was cringe-inducing - and not as bad as this remark fro Moran:
"One is that some of the most compelling spokesmen against the war happen to be Jewish, and number two, it clearly is the smallest of the three major communities of faith in America," Moran said.

"If among any one of the major communities of faith in this country there was an organized consensus against the war, I don't think we would be going to war," added Moran, who is Catholic. "If she had identified herself as a Catholic, I would have said the same thing."

Moran said he supports Israel's right to exist and security and denied being anti-Semitic.

"I know in my heart that I am anything but anti-Semitic," Moran said, adding that his daughter, Mary Elise, is marrying a Jewish man and converting to Judaism, with her 9-year-old son. "One wishes I could learn to hold my tongue and to express myself in a much larger context so I would be able to communicate what I really want to say ... Nobody could berate me more than I do when I see my words in print compared to what I intended to say."
"Some of my best friends are Jewish!".

I'd love to see a defense.

(Via Reding)

posted by Mitch Berg 3/11/2003 06:44:18 AM

Monday, March 10, 2003

War Movies Redux - An email correspondent sent this:
'Gods and Generals is an awful movie. Not because it doesn't include enough black characters or is too sympathetic to the Southern cause as I've heard some critics claim, it's simply a poorly made film. I don't know who claimed to have edited it but whoever did was sleeping on the job. Forty or fifty minutes could have been cut and you would hardly notice the difference. Would it be a good movie then? No, but at least it wouldn't be so blasted long.
G'nG joins the great tradition of incredibly pedantic bio-epics - "Midway", "Tora x 3", many others - that manage to swamp amazing historical events in a sea of detail.
I do have a couple of minor disagreements with you:

1. 'A Bridge Too Far' is a mediocre movie in my opinion. If you come into without a background knowledge of Operation Market Garden you'll have no clue as to what's transpiring. The action scenes are underwhelming and the pacing is plodding.
I agree that it helps - lots - to have read Cornelius Ryan's book on the subject. But once that's out of the way (an I did in fact read it as a kid, before the movie came out), I think it's a capable historical movie that showed the direct line between bad decisions and the suffering they cause on the sharp end of the stick.
2. Just because Kubrick did 'Full Metal Jacket' don't automatically toss it aside.
I didn't! I have seen the movie 5-6 times, and knew little of Kubrick's reputation before I saw the movie.
The basic training scenes are extremely well done as are the urban combat sequences in Hue. And how many Vietnam movies can you name that actually show Communist atrocities? The only other one that I can come up with off the top of my head is 'Green Berets' (although there is an implication that no prisoners are taken by the VC in 'Go Tell the Spartans' as well). The scene in 'Full Metal Jacket' with the mass graves and the bodies covered in lime is powerful.
All of this is true. FMJ has its compelling moments.
The background music is haunting and who can forget Joker's quote, "The dead only know one thing; it is better to be alive"?
Yeah, I knew I'd hear from someone about that crack! Yes, FMJ has its redeeming qualities. Many of them. In fact, that may have been the most frustrating part of the movie; there was so much to recommend about it - and yet, by the end of the movie, I still walked out feeling "I've been Kubricked". Maybe it was the closing scene - the survivors of the company walking to the Perfume River singing the Mickey Mouse theme. It summed up the big problem I had - despite it being a fascinating movie, I still felt like I'd been beaten over the head with someone's graduate thesis.

Keep the email coming!

posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 07:05:40 PM

Context - One of the most common complaints coming from the (usually) left is that Bush has blown our relations with the rest of the world, squandering the goodwill we received after 9/11.

Mark Schmidt - writing in a completely different discussion group in an email used by permission here - responded to the oft-heard notion that "we'll win the war, but we've already lost the peace".
Catchy. But Bush was very, very unpopular in many parts of the world before Sept 11. And American policy in general was not popular, and much of this was due to Clinton's era also (and from just being America in general). Could Sept 11 have changed this for very long? I don't think so. The way Bush presents himself and policies doesn't help. But don't say we've squandered support that we never really had. We just had sympathy.
This is an excellent point. The US has sent billions of dollars in humanitarian aid to countries that hate us, due to the sympathy we feel for the victims as people; I'd suspect that if a tornado churned up half of Paris tomorrow, we'd have planes full of relief supplies the way shortly, however most of us feel about the French goverment's stances.
We probably lost some of the sympathy in places more quickly than we could have if we had a president with any talent for making solemn faces, but most countries aren't going to send their soldiers someplace to die next to ours just because of sympathy.

Remember also that plenty of people around the world were protesting and calling America names before the US even moved into Afghanisan. Others who weren't protesting the act itself were complaining about the proposed methods or the timeline for action. The effort there is not yet done by any means, in fact it just started and still needs our focus, but there is little doubt now about the validity of the action or the cause itself.

Bush is frustrating because he can't express his opinion in a convincing way and rarely in a comprehensible way, and he seems relunctant to send his administration out to perform this task. They appear to behave arrogantly even when they try to state their case, but this doesn't mean the cause is wrong or that most people wouldn't protest anyway. Look at the UK. Blair and his foriegn secratary Jack Straw have made some of the most moving and compelling speeches I've ever seen regarding military action in Iraq, and it makes little difference on public opinion even inside the UK let alone outside.

So while Bush needs to get better or get better people around him, the real question comes down to: how should America have better used this sympathy? The war on terror? That seems to be marching along. The Middle East crisis? Would Isreali or Palestinian sympathy have made them comprimise on anything?
Very true. Sympathy is cheap. Support separates the wheat from the chaff.
Bush needs to make a better show of things, and try a few minutes of that humility he mentioned so long ago. But in the end actions have to be taken and some aren't going to be popular. Bush doesn't help things, but even Clinton's "serious but caring" face and Reagan's speechwriters wouldn't have the security council giving us a foot massage this time.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 06:51:50 PM

Twisted Victory - This note from Kathryn Jean Lopez, at NRO's "Corner" blog:
Sent out this weekend: "In a national poll from Quinnipiac University released Thursday, Americans said they would rather elect a Democratic president than re-elect George W. Bush! By a margin of 48 to 44 percent, Americans would rather have new leadership in the White House than continue following the same failed policies."

Does this mean they have finally recognized he was elected the first time?
Let the inauguration begin.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 04:11:23 PM

Send Us Your Trumped-up, Your Bribed, Your Coerced and Bought and Extorted..." - Senator John Kerry exhibited the foreign-policy acumen that so clearly distinguishes him from the allegations the left makes about President Bush's alleged ineptitude:
Kerry said during the speech at the downtown Marriott Hotel that Bush has been impatient, which has cost the U.S. support from its allies.

"The greatest position of strength is by exercising the best judgement in the pursuit of diplomacy," he said, "not in some trumped-up, so-called coalition of the bribed, the coerced, the bought and the extorted, but in a genuine coalition."
I'm sure the British and Australian troops currently in the desert will appreciate that little bon mot.

(Via Instapundit)

posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 04:03:06 PM

War Movies - War movies have always been my genre. It probably started, I'm sure, with my pre-adolescent fascination with military stuff - planes, tanks, rifles, ships, you name it. As I got through high school and began reading some of the more detailed accounts of life at war, the fascination turned from the tools to the people. What made people do that - march or slither or fly or sail toward an enemy that is trying to kill you?

The books - some famous, like All Quiet on the Western Front or Bill Mauldin's Army, some virtually unknown today, like GI - the Anvil of Victory or the British Two Jacks and the B'Nai B'Rith's Black Book - hammered the human cost of war home to me at a fairly tender age. And the movies - the good ones, anyway?

There are really five different kinds of war movies:
  • Jingoistic propaganda pieces. This isn't always a bad thing; Casablanca and Aleksandr Nevski are both propaganda exercises, and both are magnificent in very different ways;
  • History lessons. The good ones - Patton, A Bridge Too Far - put huge events and people in a context that makes sense. The bad ones - Midway, Gods and Generals - make you wish a war would break out right about now, to halt the bombardment of factoids.
  • Anti-war propaganda pieces. Again, not always bad; All Quiet On The Western Front and Dr. Strangelove both qualify. Platoon, too - I don't share many consevatives' hatred of this movie, which at least told a story Oliver Stone didn't have to substantiate.
  • Works of Art. Usually anti-war, but the message - whatever message - is eaten up by the artist's theme and vision. I usually have very little patience with these movies - Full Metal Jacket and Thin Blue Line and The Naked And The Dead and Every Man a King all made me grit my teeth at the shrill pomposity of artists like Kubrick and MacNally and Mailer and Uri Zohar. My friends all loved Peckinpah's Cross of Iron, I could barely watch it - it was about Peckinpah, not the German and Russian soldiers that populated his movie without ever quite starring in it.
  • Depictions of the lives of soldiers. The bad ones - Hamburger Hill springs to mind - are action movies with cartoon characters. The great ones - The Big Red One, Private Ryan, Europa Europa, A Midnight Clear- can't pretend to give you an idea of what a soldier's life is about, but they manage to combine real people's humanity with a cinematic treatment of hellishness that manages to deflate any residual notion of battle as a glorious thing.
Lileks' bleat today touches on We Were Soldiers Once, Mel Gibson's much-undeservedly-maligned adaptation of the great book.

It's a great bleat, and hard to pick a money quote - but here's the part I loved - about the dialogue, which some critics panned:
It was a movie about soldiers in a battle, and now I understand some critic’s chagrin: it took the soldiers’ side. I remember reading reviews that slammed the movie for its jingo factor, for shameless retreads of old war-movie clichés. One of the scenes depicted the hero’s penultimate night with his family; he’s reading to his little girl, and she interrupts the story to ask “what is a war, daddy?” This subsequent conversation doesn’t just tug at the heartstrings, it ties them to a piano and pushes the piano out a 30-story window. (Gibson is very good with the children in the movie - as befits a man blessed with many of his own, he doesn’t have to find his motivation when asked to play the father to a half-dozen offspring.) Then there’s the dying words of some soldiers, which are straight out of a black-comedy skit about war-movie clichés. But what if they actually said those words? What if they believed them? When you think of it, there’s not a single heartfelt sentiment that couldn’t come from a comedy skit nowadays. The more unvarnished and elemental the emotion, the more likely we glib sophisticates will roll our eyes: oh, please. Either die screaming as you stuff your guts back in, or keep still and trust the director to let Samuel Barber speak on your behalf.
Someone tell the critics - soldiers don't have scriptwriters. They speak with the same ratio of banality to profundity that everyone else does.

Read the whole thing - he also talks about our mutual radio alma mater, KSTP-AM, and The Babys "Isn't It Time?", the most gloriously overwrought piece of pop treacle in a decade that was swamped with it, and the song that still makes me ask "How can you associate John Waitt with "Missing You"?

posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 08:05:00 AM

Bush = Clinton? - Andrew Sullivan has a great article on the similarities - huge ones - between Bush and Clinton's Iraq policies.
Are there deeper differences between Bush and Clinton on this? There is, of course, the matter of style. Clinton was a master of the European dialogue. He meant very few things he said but he said them very well. He was a great schmoozer. When he compared the Serbian genocide to the Jewish Holocaust, it sounded earnest but no-one, least of all the massacred Bosnians, actually believed he meant it. And he didn't. If he had meant it, he wouldn't have allowed a quarter of a million to be murdered in Europe, while he delegated American foreign policy to the morally feckless and militarily useless European Union. Ditto with Iraq and al Qaeda. A few missiles here and there; some sanctions that starved millions of Iraqis but kept Saddam in power; and a big rhetorical game kept the pretense of seriousness up. But there was no actual attempt to match words with actions. In this, the French were completely - preternaturally - comfortable. No wonder Clinton was popular.

Bush's style couldn't be more different. He's blunt, straightforward, folksy, direct. Although his formal speeches have been as eloquent as any president's in modern times, his informal discourse is of the kind to make a European wince. And his early distancing from many of Clinton's policies, his assertion of American sovereignty in critical matters, undoubtedly ruffled some Euro-lapels. In retrospect, he could have been more politic.

But the point is: the foreign policy of Bush is not so drastically different from Clinton. On Iraq, in particular, there isn't a smidgen of principled difference between this administration and the last one. In fact, Bush came into office far less interventionist than Clinton and far more modest than Gore. His campaign platform budgeted less for defense than Al Gore's did. And his instincts were more firmly multilateral. That, of course, changed a year and a half ago. 9/11 made him realize that American withdrawal from the world was no longer an option.
And this part is going into my standard repertoire of responses, when someone starts trying to knock Bush's diplomatic record:
The truth is: Bush's diplomatic headaches have much less to do with his own poor diplomatic skills than with the simple fact that he is trying ambitious things. Rather than simply forestall crises, postpone them, avoid them or fob them off onto others, Bush is actually doing the hard thing. He's calling for real democracy in the Middle East. He's aiming to make the long-standing U.S. policy of regime change in Iraq a reality. He actually wants to defeat Islamist terrorism, rather than make excuses for tolerating its cancerous growth. And when this amount of power is fueled by this amount of conviction, of course the world is aroused and upset.
As always, the whole thing is worth a read.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 08:04:09 AM

Hynde Quarters - Also from Lileks, this Chrissy Hynde quote:
Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders recently expressed in concert the hopes that our soldiers die and lose.

At the risk of sounding like one of those bloodthirsty hawks you read so much about: I truly hope they don’t.
I'm not going to boycott The Pretenders - you'll get "Tattooed Love Boys" when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.

No, I'll just wallow in the gleefully satisfying irony that Chrissy Hynde has probably made more money from "My City Was Gone" being played three times a day on the "Rush Limbaugh Show" than from all the album sales in her career.

I'd say we're even.

Soldiers may have a different opinion, of course.

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posted by Mitch Berg 3/10/2003 07:41:53 AM

Sunday, March 09, 2003

"We'll Have the National Guard There in 30 Minutes, or the Pizza is Free" - At the behest of the Department of Homeland Security, each state's governor now has a secure phone line for emergency notifications.

Good idea, right? Sure. But they never bet on North Dakota's invincible bucolicism:
The new emergency telephone in Gov. John Hoeven's office rang three times in its first week, but it wasn't news of a disaster or terrorist attack.

One caller had a wrong number. The other two were telemarketers.

"It was a guy trying to sell him two pizzas on special," Lt. Gov. Jack Dalrymple said. "We're trying to figure out what kind of a disaster is taking place, and it's some guy trying to give the governor a two-for-one."
When I was a kid - probably six or so - I remember my grandparents (who lived in North Dakota's capital, Bismarck) taking me on a tour of the capitol building. As we got off the elevator at the 20th floor (then as now, the capitol - a skyscraper, and the only non-domed capitol in the nation - was the tallest building in the state), we walked...

...straight into the office of Governor Bill Guy. He shook my hand, and gave me a souvenir brochure about the capitol that I think I still have somewhere.

I'd like to think my home state is still that informal - but I'd doubt it.

(Via USS Clueless)

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 04:20:23 PM

The Other Mike Jackson - The new commander of the British Army, Lt. General Sir Mike Jackson, talks about the readiness of the British military to fight in Iraq, among many other things.

It's an interesting article. Militarily speaking, I'm a bit of an Anglophile - they do a lot of things well, and our military has benefitted greatly by emulating many aspects of the British Army. So while their equipment situation is always a disaster - their new rifle is notoriously temperamental, and their Challenger-class tanks have never-ending technical difficulties (although a Challenger scored the longest-range tank kill in history, during the last Gulf War, killing an Iraqi T55 at a range of over three miles) - and their budgets are always the first cut by Parliament, their professionalism and training are second to none.

Worth a read if you follow such things.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 04:03:50 PM

Last Chance - Part CCCLXXVIII - The Axis of Weasels - and much of the American left - is demanding we give Iraq "a last chance".

Joshua Claybourn is running a list of previous "last" chances:
"Hussein will be given 'a last chance to comply before he gets clobbered,' The New York Times on Monday quoted an unidentified U.S. official as saying."--CNN.com, Jan. 27, 1998

"Annan Admits Iraq Trip Could Be Last Chance for Peace"--CNN.com, Feb. 18, 1998

"Clinton: Iraq Has Abused Its Last Chance"--CNN.com, Dec. 16, 1998

"So President Bush on Thursday gave Iraq one last chance to comply with UN resolutions requiring that he end his weapons of mass destruction program and submit it to unfettered inspection."--Time, Sept. 11, 2002

"The return of the inspectors is widely seen as Saddam's last chance to avoid a devastating war with the United States. President Bush has warned Saddam that failure to cooperate with the inspectors will bring on an American attack and that Washington will pursue a policy of ''zero tolerance'' toward Iraqi infractions."--Online Athens, Nov. 18, 2002

"The White House suggested Wednesday that Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein has missed his 'last chance' to disarm."--CNN.com, Dec. 18, 2002

"Future European Union members endorsed a joint declaration Tuesday warning Saddam Hussein he has one last chance to disarm."--Associated Press,
Let the count roll.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 03:10:10 PM

Nazi, meet PETA. PETA, Meet Nazi - Michael Coren of the Toronto Sun wrote a column comparing Nazis (like Toronto's famous holocaust revisionist Ernst Zündel) and PETA.

It's hard to figure who was more offended - or offensive. The column is fascinating, in a horrific way - here, he quotes a putative Nazi sympathizer named "Combat 88":
The 88, of course, stands for Heil Hitler. This is what he had to say.

"There are deniers and there are diminishers. Then there are hoaxers. The great Jew hoax. It never happened. But it will. This time we'll get it right. You filthy liar. You hide behind being a Christian but you should really be called Cohen. You'll die just like your family and kids."

Actually Coren is just as Hebraic as Cohen, and is a common name in Israel. Three of my grandparents were Jewish, and mum's dad killed a lot of Nazis in the war. Got medals for it. Actions speak louder than words.

There were dozens like these. But also dozens from animal liberation types who were less racist but almost as abusive.

"Hitler wasn't a vegetarian, and only became one on his doctor's orders. So what if the Nazis were good to animals. Makes them better than you. I don't hate Jews, but I do hate people who hate animals. I hope you're slaughtered like a pig."

Some did border on the anti-Semitic. "Kosher slaughter is obscene, and any people who murder animals in such a way will have to face the consequences. I'm not a Nazi, but you Jews can't keep hiding behind religion. Animals have rights too. The campaign is right. Just like those Nazis in 1945, one day you will have to face up to what you did to animals and be punished. Let's hope that we are more merciful than you are to animals."
My father, in teaching the difference between Stalinists and Nazis, used to say that the old "left/right" continuum was inadequate - it's almost like beliefs are in a big gull-winged shape, with the wingtips coming very close together, deep in "lunatic" territory".

Personal note - during my talk-radio career, I interviewed Ernst Zündel. One of the most chilling nights of my life, not only knowing intellectually that someone could deny the existence of the Holocaust, but hearing people - typical Minnesotans - calling in and giving him credence (in among those threatening to kill him). It's not in the least bit comforting to know that the animal rights crowd - nominally the Nazis' polar opposites - are not only just as bad, but pretty well established on our college campuses.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 03:00:11 PM

History Lesson - John Hawkins of Right Wing News has an excellent, concise history of anti-Americanism. Hawkins goes over a number of points I'd forgotten; having Europe treat us like a hillbilly cousin goes back to the aftermath of World War I, and has been a consistent theme in every foreign-policy crisis in the past ninety years.

Money quote:
The truth is that if we're doing anything because we expect gratitude from another country, we're going to be sadly disappointed down the road. Maybe some of their citizens may appreciate what we've done, but even that is probably going to be very short-lived. Now why is that? Because as a general rule, I find that many people and all nations tend to decide what's in their best interests first and then come up with all the "moral" reasons why they're taking that position afterwards.

So, I don't worry about anti-Americanism that much. It has always been around and always will be. However, as long as our military and economy stay strong, it'll be in the interest of the other nations in the world to be friendly with us. And if it's in their interest, they'll come up with "moral" reasons why they should agree with/like us on their own -- especially once things start to cool down in the war on terror (although that will be years away). You may think that is a Machiavellian view of the world, but you'll find that it's a very realistic one in a world where politicking between nations is simply a clever way to mask that the law of the jungle is still in effect.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 02:22:07 PM

Our "Allies" - Sullivan discusses yet another reason the Axis of Weasels may be so reticent about confronting Hussein:
I fear that France and Germany's shenanigans - in allowing Sadam and our enemies to plan for months for war - may directly put Anglosphere troops at risk. This from people whom the New York Times still calls "allies." If any of this transpires, if France or Germany can be seen to have been complicit in selling weapons that are ulitmately used against American troops, we will shortly not be feeling mere disappointment with our "allies." We will be feeling rage. Maybe that's why they want to avoid war so much. They fear what it will reveal. And the American anger it will unleash.
One has to wonder - where did the technology for all of these weapons come from?

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 11:14:19 AM

DFL Eschews News! - Once upon a time, the Minnesota DFL website was a fairly competently-produced publication; more importantly, they actually presented some news that related to the DFL party in Minnesota.

So look at the party's website today.

I'll start with the technical stuff. I'm no graphics person (you can see that from my website) but I design user interactions - and the site's design is chock full of user-interface no-nos. (And I'll tell the DFL what they are for my customary billable rate). This isn't just nerdy bitchiness - the Americans with Disability Act includes a number of guidelines to make websites more accessible to the handicapped and visually-impaired. The DFL site falls drastically short of meeting many of these guidelines.

But that's fine - I'm not disabled and I am used to reading badly-designed web sites. I'd be happy to read a poorly-designed website that includes some useful information.

So we're in the middle of a very contentious legislative session; the DFL is fighting the GOP on a slew of very serious budget issues.

Where's the news?

Instead, we have a piece by "Dean of White House Reporters" Helen Thomas (read: an old hack who is walking proof of liberal press bias) on the Presidential Press Conference; several shrill screeds about national economic news and tax cuts; a "prebuttal" to the State of the State address (which is pretty old, now...) and...

Not much else.

No positions, beyond the platform. No initiatives. No news.

Nothing!

It could very well be that the DFL's website is the poor stepcousin in the DFL's communications budget - it happens. But look elsewhere in the media; where is the news? What is the DFL doing but sniping at the GOP?

After Skip Humphrey's 1998 debacle, some of us Republicans joked that the DFL was on its way to losing its major-party status (droppping below 5% of the vote). We're probably far from it - but the DFL' tone today, at least as expressed through their webste, is not that of a major party.

(By the way - the Minnesota GOP website is not in violation of nearly as many ADA web design accessibility guidelines)


posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 08:52:31 AM

Call Us When The War Begins - This story - from the London Daily Mirror via the always-excellent Powerline - almost made me ruin my keyboard.
TERRIFIED Iraqi soldiers have crossed the Kuwait border and tried to surrender to British forces - because they thought the war had already started.

The motley band of a dozen troops waved the white flag as British paratroopers tested their weapons during a routine exercise.

The stunned Paras from 16 Air Assault Brigade were forced to tell the Iraqis they were not firing at them, and ordered them back to their home country telling them it was too early to surrender.

The drama unfolded last Monday as the Para batallion tested mortars and artillery weapons to make sure they were working properly.
Sounds like an endless debacle waiting to happen, doesn't it?

The troops of the British Parachute Regiment are roughly the equivalent of our Airborne Rangers. They've been in action all over the place recently - Sierra Leone, the Balkans, and of course the last Gulf War. So their observations are worth something:
The Paras are a tough, battle-hardened lot but were moved by the plight of the Iraqis. There was nothing they could do other than send them back.

"They were a motley bunch and you could barely describe them as soldiers - they were poorly equipped and didn't even have proper boots. Their physical condition was dreadful and they had obviously not had a square meal for ages. No one has ever known a group of so-called soldiers surrender before a shot has been fired in anger."
I say a week from tomorrow.

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 08:51:45 AM

Minnesota Public Employees to State: "You Must Keep Paying, and Quit Asking Questions: During the cha-cha years of endless surpluses during most of the nineties, and especially during the go-go early years of the Ventura Administration, Minnesota's public employees (along with public employees nationwide) treated the extra money as a sort of bureaucratic birthright. In 2001, in the immediate wake of the 9/11 attacks and as the nation faced an economic downturn, the state's public employees unions rammed through a large increase in pay and benefits, financed by the last surplus.

Today, of course, things are different. Except, apparently, in the minds of Minnesota's public employee unions.

Faced with an immense budget crunch, and in the midst of an economic downturn that has put Minnesota's enemployment rate over 5% for the first time in a decade, Representative Tom Neufeld (R-Northfield) introduced a bill that would freeze public salaries into 2005.

At a time when Minnesota's private sector families are learning 1001 ways to cook Government Cheese, Neufeld's bill would prevent roughly 1/3 of the currently-projected public employee layoffs (about 1,500 with the pay freeze, about 2,300 with the currently-slated pay hikes).

According to the Star/Tribune:
In short, the plan would prohibit managers of the state, cities, counties and school districts from agreeing to new contracts that increase pay, including those based on seniority. The bill allows for raises for promotions and wouldn't affect health coverage or pension plans.
In short - Public Employees would get a much better deal than Minnesota's private sector employees. As usual.
The University of Minnesota, which has special constitutional status, would be strongly encouraged to go along.
And the U of M's public employees will "strongly encourage" everyone else to...well, I digress.

The Strib continues:
A preliminary analysis projects savings of $26.5 million a year for the state, $114 million for local units of government and $31 million for the university -- figures that Neuville considers too conservative.
The DFL - which is largely controlled by public-sector employee unions - reacted predictably:
Sen. Jane Ranum, DFL-Minneapolis, the committee's chairwoman, isn't convinced that the proposal is sound. She said it fits in the category of "simplistic solutions to complex problems."
It's worth noting that neither Rep. Ranum nor any other DFL representative has come up with a suitably complex solution to the budget problem, preferring instead to snipe at Governor Pawlenty. (Which seems to be a theme in the DFL this year; look at the "News" section in the DFL website, a formerly-competent production that now seems to be designed by trained dogs. Note the dearth of actual substantive DFL proposals being publicized by the DFL's official organ!)
Ranum said it would strip local government and school districts of flexibility in managing budget cuts.
I saw this news item a few weeks ago:"Alcoholics say AA strips them of flexibility in managing drinking".

No Kidding, Jane Ranum! They're being "stripped" of "flexibility", in the same way that thousands of Minnesota private sector companies have been "stripped" of options - their budgets are shrinking!
Union officials said the collective bargaining process would suffer. They noted that a decade ago, when the state's budget was in rough shape, unions agreed to go without raises for a year in exchange for health coverage protection.
Unmentioned: They more than made up for it in the intervening decade.
"Wage negotiations belong at the bargaining table," said Julie Bleyhl of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees. "The bargaining process allows for trades."
On behalf of every Minnesota private sector employee and small-business owner that's being asked to finance that "flexibility" with taxes drawn from our static, shinking or nonexistent paychecks, as we watch our own health insurance premiums zoom into the ionosphere, I ask: where's our flexibility? And why are your salaries and benefits any more sacrosanct than ours?

posted by Mitch Berg 3/9/2003 05:22:35 AM

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