Friday, August 02, 2002

Friday - Slim pickins today - I'm taking my son to Cub Scout camp for the weekend.

It amazes me sometimes - working as I do as a software designer, and having nine computers at home - how rare it is that I'm completely unplugged for over a few hours. I'm not even a real robo-geek - I don't own a cell phone, a PDA or any video games, or even a working TV at the moment - and yet I'm usually close enough to a computer that I can check my email the vast majority of the day, should I want to.

In the next week:
  • My "No TV" experiment - year two!
  • The New Springsteen album
  • Hopefully, me - after camp


Grrrrr, Part 5 James Lileks bleats about public opinion surveys.

Bizarre - Bill Clinton says he'd "fight and die" for Israel.

Nothing wrong with the sentiment, by itself, perhaps. But coming from a former president, one who tried mightily to make peace in the Middle East his legacy, one who's on the record trying to effect a diplomatic solution that includes all the parties involved, this strikes me as an incredibly impolitic statement.

Assuming it's true, of course.

Well, that should settle people down nicely, shouldn't it?

posted by Mitch Berg 8/2/2002 07:09:17 AM

Thursday, August 01, 2002

Pacifists for War - Well, not exactly.

But this article nicely and realistically sums up the choice a thinking pacifist faces today.

posted by Mitch Berg 8/1/2002 04:44:09 PM

Opinion Sought - Jesse Ventura more or less passed the Independence Party torch to Tim Penny last night.

Now, here's now I see it: Tim Pawlenty (Motto: "The Other Tim") is a charismatic enough guy, but he's been mostly a political tinkerer, not a visionary. He's also far from conservative. But he's the closest we have to one. And not only did non-DFL/non-IP/non-former-wrestlers get 35% of the vote in '98, but many of Ventura's voters were voting for the Ventura they saw in the campaign - a liberarian-conservative, utterly unlike the DFL-lite governor he became.

Allowing for the probability that most Ventura voters will never darken a poll again, I still see the election this way;
  • if Pawlenty keeps Coleman's voters (and I see no reason he wouldn't) and
  • Penny loses, let's take a wild guess, even a tenth of Ventura's voters who realize that they're really Republicans (due to Ventura's initial pseudo-conservatism), even assuming every one of Ventura's voters comes to the polls, and
  • Penny captures every other Ventura voter that ever existed, and
  • Moe does the same as Humphrey (which, seeing how the Greens are organizing in the heart of DFL country, Minneapolis, might be over-optimistic for Moe),
Pawlenty wins.

OK - so tell me where the scenario is wrong? I'll give you one place - there is no way Penny will keep all of Ventura's voters. Ventura was a phenomenon of charisma and marketing. Penny is a wonk, a political tinker, a poli-sci guy who I just can't see connecting with the Jet-Ski, hunting/fishing, Budweiser crowd that put Ventura in office.

I'd like to print a selection of reader letters on the subject. Write me, and let's pick the next Governor.


posted by Mitch Berg 8/1/2002 07:52:12 AM

The Misuse of Patriotism - This is not a mushy-left screed, by the way.
posted by Mitch Berg 8/1/2002 06:50:11 AM

Contradiction - On the one hand, opponents of concealed-carry reform insist that shall-issue laws will create scenes of enraged vigilante "justice". No examples of legal permit-holders are ever produced, but the spin goes on.

And yet episodes like this happen - invariably in non-shall-issue states, or places like Chicago, with gun bans in effect.

posted by Mitch Berg 8/1/2002 06:45:12 AM

Wednesday, July 31, 2002

Schwoops - Governor Ventura, whose animus toward religion is a matter of record...

...screwed up and proclaimed Oct. 13-19 "Christian Heritage Week".

Poetic justice?

I think I'll send him a velvet Jesus painting that week, just to rub it in.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/31/2002 11:19:11 PM

Child Abduction Watch, Part II - A few days ago, we discussed the case of Bonnie Rubinstein, a Connecticut woman who abducted her and her ex-husband's child and fled to Belgium after custody of the boy was awarded to the father. She kidnapped the boy with the help of an international ring of child-snatchers.

I was planning on writing, eventually, a piece on how the media's perceptions of the issue color their coverage of child-abduction and, less dramatically, family court. Courts on their own are biased against fathers. When it comes to kidnapping, it's much, much worse.

Now, read this article in the Strib, about an Italian woman who lost her custody case, and ran off to Minnesota, thumbing her nose at the Italian court. Notice all the sympathy for her case inherent in the array of quotes the Strib chooses to include in this story:
Frank Concedda is described as bright and brave, a ballplayer, computer user and, at age 9, the center of an international custody dispute in northern Minnesota.

And so Frank -- Francisco, formally -- bade a tearful farewell to his mother in Bagley, Minn., on Tuesday and headed with his father for Italy, a country where his mother could face kidnapping charges if she were to follow.

Frank's journey is the result of a judge's decision that was based on international law, not on what was best for Frank or what he wanted. And that's the way the system is designed to work, a family law expert said.
Note the buttons being pushed:
  • Bright, Brave, Ballplaying Boy...
  • Tearfully being wrenched away from Mom - MOM!, I tell you...
  • because the big bad system is actually designed to do things this way!, because
  • the mother might actually face criminal consequences - for committing a criminal act!

Imagine, for a moment, how the story would be covered if the father had taken the kid and run.

Oh, wait - you don't have to imagine. It happened earlier this week, also in the Strib. Note the complete absence of the symbols of sympathy and bathos when it's the father who takes the child and runs.

What the Strib only hints at very obliquely in the Concedda story is that the mother kidnapped the child, and thumbed her nose at international law in so doing. In the meantime, we're subjected to all sorts of blandishments - by a writer in editorial mode, no less - about the "best interest of the child" (which is a legal standard, not a platitude). Ignored are the possibilities that:
  • the father is not a complete bastard, and living with him won't harm the child one bit,
  • living on the run from the law, in a trailer in Bagley, MN, just might not be entirely in the child's best interest, no matter how many dewy-eyed references to bikes and baseball you throw into your story.

More - much more - to come.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/31/2002 07:19:50 AM

Bash Bush Not, Lest Ye Be Bashed - Jonah Goldberg in a rather even-handed piece on those who are trying to tie the market correction to Bush.

The money quote, which I plan on adapting for some of my less-barnburningly-intelligent acquaintances:
Imagine that I've spent a decade bingeing on bacon, cigarettes, and Krispy Kremes (I know: It's hard to get your brain around the idea). My doctor doesn't do much to make me stop but he doesn't necessarily approve of my habits either. Then, my doctor retires. Not long thereafter, I start getting chest pains and gastrointestinal ickyness. I get a new doctor. He runs some tests and, lo' and behold, my insides look like the grease trap at a Wendy's. Maybe my old doctor should have done more when I was still feeling healthy. And, sure, maybe my new doctor doesn't care enough about me now. But, you can't blame the new doctor for anything that happened before I met him. No matter how delirious those bad clams made you.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/31/2002 06:59:31 AM

Condit Implodes? - Gary Condit seems to have gone completely mad.

Call for Ron Eibensteiner - By the way, perhaps the more interesting article is the one below the piece on Condit. It's about Robert Evans - former clothing executive-turned-Hollywood Mogul, the producer behind "The Godfather" and "Rosemary's Baby".

When reading the quote below, remember - I said Hollywood Mogul, OK?:
Evans, who's producing films while writing a sequel to his autobiography (dealing with his recovery from the 1998 stroke), hasn't spent much time in the nation's capital since Kissinger was in power. "Almost all my friends are Democrats, but I am a Republican, for one reason: Ever since I was 12, I worked and paid Social Security and income taxes, and I always took home more money in my pocket during Republican administrations. They really are the party of the working man, but people don't know it. The Republicans just have the worst sales pitch."

My jaw almost dropped. And what a great tag line.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/31/2002 06:52:49 AM

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Hah - Larry Miller on the reflexive equivocation of the State Department.
posted by Mitch Berg 7/30/2002 11:49:21 PM

A Legal Excuse? - The Iraqi regime is looking for special steel - the kind used to build nukes.
posted by Mitch Berg 7/30/2002 11:44:13 PM

In Defense of Mediocrity - Brett Stevens on one of the most overlooked reasons behind America's greatness - the chance we all have to jump between mediocrity and greatness - and, most importantly, the relative irrelevance of external "mediocre" labels.
Graduates of Chicago, Harvard, and Yale will in all likelihood do well in life, and in fields such as medicine and law, where high IQ and decent education are essential. Yet that does not mean the more poorly schooled are at too serious a disadvantage. H. Lee Scott, Jr., president and CEO of Wal Mart, is a graduate of Pittsburg State University; AT&T's Michael Armstrong attended Ohio's Miami University; GE's Jack Welch went to the University of Massachusetts. All three men are surely bright, but no less important is their immense drive, basic horse sense and willingness to take risks. Yet none of these virtues are easily acquired, and may in fact be discouraged, by attending a top-flight school.

To paraphrase: It's your decency, stupid!:
The greatness of the United States lies in the fact that, over time, it has tended to place a higher value on ordinary decency than on extraordinary cleverness. The Soviet Union, after all, richly rewarded its greatest talents, as does Europe today. By contrast, America has thrived because it created an environment in which intellectual mediocrities could also prosper, in which their limited capacities for intellectual development would not stand in the way of their ambition so long as they were willing to play by the rules and cultivate the right habits of mind and heart.

In his commencement speech at Yale last year, President George W. Bush offered graduates the following wisdom: "To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students - I say, you, too, can be president of the United States."


posted by Mitch Berg 7/30/2002 12:43:31 AM

Media Bias Watch - The Jerusalem Post has a story on the lengths to which the New York Times will go to bowdlerlize any criticism of the UN or its other far-left sacred cows.
posted by Mitch Berg 7/30/2002 12:31:48 AM

Monday, July 29, 2002

Carl Rowan Alert - A band of Malibu limo liberals are sudden converts to the concept of Property Rights.

As long as it's their property.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/29/2002 09:08:31 AM

Spin Watch - Watch for the meathead press to start spinning the fact that the Bush campaign raised four times as much as the Gore campaign during the 2000 Florida Recount, and for speech rationing (campaign finance reform) advocates to relentlessly pimp this as grounds for speech rationing.

The devil is in the details, of course, if you read the story: Bush's contributions came in bit lots, as opposed to Gore's larger contributions. He didn't need to disclose as fully as he has.

Leave aside the fact that he needed to - to counteract the almost universally negative media coverage.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/29/2002 06:47:10 AM

Any Liberal you Want - So Long As It's a Guy! - Smugly liberal New Yorker magazine has been caught cutting back the number of female bylines.
posted by Mitch Berg 7/29/2002 06:33:25 AM

War! (Huh, good God, y'all) - Why Bush Junior is not the same as Bush Senior, and how the leftist press is playing the rumors of war.
posted by Mitch Berg 7/29/2002 06:30:18 AM

Little Victory - One the most sordid of the cockroaches behind the abandoned fridge in America's basement is the so-called "Children of the Underground" - a group based in Georgia that helps women who've lost custody cases to abduct their children and flee the country. They do this by smearing the other parent (almost invariably the father) with trumped up accusations of child abuse. These charges are invariably false - but since such cases are in effect considered "guilty until proven innocent", the fathers involved generally spend all of their money and energy fighting the spurious allegations, and have nothing left with which to try to find their children, who disappear into a well-financed worldwide network of safe houses and covers.

This organization was featured in a 1998 episode of Dateline NBC - including footage of a woman, Bonnie Rubenstein, who had kidnapped her son after losing a custody case (because she was a demonstrable nutbar).

Good news from this vicious little front - the boy has been recovered, and the "mother" arrested, in Florida. The father was quite a wealthy guy - he spent over a quarter-million in lawyer's fees, to say nothing of investigators.

He still has enough money left to sue the group's organizer, Faye Yager.

More as events warrant.


posted by Mitch Berg 7/29/2002 12:16:29 AM

Sunday, July 28, 2002

Rising - Josh Tyrangiel interviewed Bruce Springsteen about The Rising, and its links to September 11, in the current Time magazine.

I've seen Springsteen twice - nothing compared to the dozens of times some of my friends have seen him.

But each of the dates came at turning points in my life. I saw the second night of the Born in the USA tour, in 1984 in St. Paul. I was just about to start my senior year of college, and I hadn't given one moment of thought as to where I fit into the world or what I was going to do in it. And it'd be melodramatic to say that I had an epiphany that night in June, 1984. Again, with the melodrama that comes from being an overly-imaginative post-adolescent of the type so perfectly satirized in Hi Fidelity, I felt the words to my favorite song of all time, "Darkness on the Edge of Town", deep in the pit of my heart:
Well, some folks are born into a good life,
other folks find it anyway, anyhow.
Well, I lost my money, and I lost my wife,
them things don't matter much to me now.
Tonight I'll be on that hill, 'cause I can't stop,
I'll be on that hill with everything that I've got.
With the lives on the line, where dreams are found and lost,
I'll be there on time, and I'll pay the cost,
for wanting things that can only be found,
in the Darkness on the Edge of Town...
-...and I came back to North Dakota realizing that the bigger world out there was where I belonged, and that, somehow or another, I had to leave North Dakota, before I turned into just another bag of empty dreams smeared along the pavement. 18 years later, it's hard to say how it worked - but I'm glad I did what I did. I won't be bathetic enough to say it all started that night - but it played its little role, in the incremental way so much art does to so much of life.

I saw him again in 1999 - a few nights before my wife (at the time) moved out. My life was near rock bottom. I was entering the most gruelling adventure of my life - which over the following year led me to the extremes of joy and near-madness. And standing there, November 19, 1999, high in the nosebleed seats (one row from the top!) at Target Center, I heard all the old songs - feeling like the old Battle of the Bulge veterans hearing White Christmas at the opening chords of "The Ties that Bind". The threads of the evening and my life began intertwining way too early - and by the time the band closed with "Land of Hopes and Dreams"...
I will provide for you
And I'll stand by your side
You'll need a good companion for
This part of the ride
Leave behind your sorrows
Let this day be the last
Tomorrow there'll be sunshine
And all this darkness past

Big wheels roll through fields
Where sunlight streams
Meet me in a land of hope and dreams

This train - Carries saints and sinners
This train - Carries losers and winners
This Train - Carries whores and gamblers
This Train - Carries lost souls
This Train - Dreams will not be thwarted
This Train - Faith will be rewarded
This Train - Hear the steel wheels singin'
This Train - Bells of freedom ring...

...I was bawling like a friggin' baby. Mourning everything I'd blown and would never see again, rejoicing that I was still there to try again another day. Crying openly - and I didn't care. He pegged it. As usual. Just as so many other of his songs - "Night", "The Promised Land", "The Ties that Bind", "My Hometown" - nailed it for me. This is my life. And there is hope for it.

Like anything else in life, I don't know what'll happen - with this record, with this world, with the little chunk of it where I'm trying to raise two kids. Maybe September 11 was just the beginning of a deguello that will last until my grandkids' time. Maybe life will get better, maybe worse. Maybe there will be no earth-shattering revelations, no vital streams of thought kicked loose.

But Springsteen has (again with the High Infidelity-level specious associations which, as damnable luck would have it, seem just as credible as they are ridiculous) always caught my mood perfectly - the longing for deliverance in Darkness on the Edge of Town, the wary appraisal of The River, the weary acceptance of Tunnel of Love, the disconcertion of real life, and reconciliation with the ghosts of one's earlier life, from Human Touch and Lucky Town.

Now, The Rising - on one level, "about" September 11 (sometimes very directly). On another level...

...I almost wrote "It's about all of us", but I haven't heard the album, and that'd be a pretty pretentious thing to say anyway.

But five'll get you ten it's about me. Or that's how it'll feel, as I try to raise a couple of kids in a world that has nothing to do with the world I or my parents grew up in. To paraphrase one of his greatest moments - I'm 39, I've got a boy of my own now. I sat up with him the other night, and said this is your world, now.

I'll be waiting at midnight, tomrorow night, for the album to come out of the shipping box. I'm a fan.

I have my reasons.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/28/2002 05:51:15 PM

Doug Grow - Kingmaker?- Strib columnist Doug Grow had this to say about the gubernatorial race - especially the Roger Moe stock car:
"...in a race that features DFLer Roger Moe, Republican Tim Pawlenty, the Independence Party's Tim Penny and the Green Party's Ken Pentel, one of the key issues is whose supporters still will be awake when the polls open in November."


Well, we know Moe is a snoozer. We know Tim Penny has an affable-enough public persona, but that he's a wonk who comes across with all the common-man bonhomie of a political science teachers' assistant. Ken Pentel...words fail me.

But Tim Pawlenty - as I've noted in this space on a few previous occasions - is perhaps the best public speaker in Minnesota politics today. He's sharp, has a quick wit, delivers well in front of a crowd of two to two thousand, is unflappable under pressure, can field the bad hops with style. I have a huge regard for good public speakers - Dad taught speech for 40 years, I worked in radio, and I'm a huge Churchill disciple - and Tim Pawlenty has the Berg Seal of Oratorical Approval.

Now - what's Grow doing with a paragraph like that above?

We know Roger Moe is a stiff in front of a crowd. Him posing with a stock car makes the tank-borne Michael Dukakis look pretty spontaneous and natural. Whatever his qualifications - and I'll debate those with anyone, too - Moe is a resounding dud at presenting himself.

Grow wants to do whatever he can to deliver the election to the DFL, without TOO obviously violating whatever pass for journalistic ethics for
op-ed hacks these days. So rather than make Moe something he's not, and can't be - he brings everyone down to Moe's level. Moe's a snoozer - so let's spin EVERYONE as a snoozer, too!

The real story is between the lines.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/28/2002 02:48:03 PM

Wellstone on Defense, Again- Part IV - On the Minnesota Politics mailing list, a correspondent recently cited a remark by Paul Wellsone on the website for the Council for a Liveable World. This utopian-leftist organization has endorsed Minnesota's ultra-liberal senator. They particularly cited his stance on Missile Defense:
"The most important question we must ask ourselves is whether a missile shield will make us more or less secure. I think it is likely to make us
less secure by encouraging Russia to retain more nuclear weapons than it had planned, including ICBM's on hair-trigger alert, thereby increasing the risk of accidental war. Deployment of a missile shield will also spur China to build up its limited nuclear strategic arsenal, which in turn would fuel the nuclear arms race between India and Pakistan. These and other potential consequences of building NMD will make the U.S. less, not more secure."
Let's go into "left wing shibboleth" hunting mode:

  • "More Secure is really Less Secure" - In the world of the paleo-liberal, the only real security is diplomacy. Never mind that diplomacy has failed to prevent or arrest every major war in history, or that history shows us that diplomacy must be backed up by strength to be effective. Leaving the US open to nuclear blackmail is not "security". More on this below.
  • "Hair Trigger Alert" - A fair point - except that Russian missiles were never on "hair trigger alert". They were mostly liquid-fueled - they needed to be topped up before launch! (every US missile is solid-fueled). And to save on wear and tear, their gyrostabilizers were not kept running constantly. Those of American land-based missiles were kept "spun up" 24/7 - because they figured if, God forbid, they ever needed to be launched, it would have to be done in the 15-30 minute window between detection and impact of Soviet missiles. As a result, the US Air FOrce spent zillions of dollars replacing worn-out missile gyros - because, to launch immediately, they needed to be running constantly. The Soviets built missiles that could notnot be launched at "hair-trigger" speeds - because they knew they wouldn't need to. Because they knew we wouldn't launch a first strike. (And, to be fair, because they had dozens of missiles on submarines at sea).
  • Watch those Pesky Indians - Yes, by all means lets regulate our national policy to no discomfit tinhorn dictators, theocrats and the parliaments of generally-unfriendly countries - who are themselves illegal rogue nuclear powers! Yes, indeed - if leaving our cities and people open to being vaporized doesn't make those idiots comfortable, what will?

Wellstone espouses the doctrine of the seventies - Mutually Assured Destruction. As long as everyone can blow everyone up, everyone's safe. Right?

Wrong.

I grew up among the missile silos of North Dakota. Half of them are gone, now, and good riddance to them. MAD was only a sane response to nuclear weapons as long as you were dealing with relatively rational opponents - and the Soviets were, in the context of their society, eminently rational. When your opponents are not rational, Mutually Assured Destruction is a lousy bet.

As is Paul Wellstone, if you have a nation to protect.

posted by Mitch Berg 7/28/2002 11:13:40 AM

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