{"id":85704,"date":"2023-08-15T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-15T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85704"},"modified":"2023-08-13T22:33:21","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T03:33:21","slug":"mitchs-dfl-translation-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85704","title":{"rendered":"Mitch&#8217;s DFL Translation Service"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I pride myself in being able to turn DFL English into Honest English. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Example:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/LtGovFlanagan\/status\/1690418958359277568\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Translated into &#8220;Honest&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While other states are getting agenda-porn out of middle schools, MN is writing a different story. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And by &#8220;writing&#8221;, we don&#8217;t mean the actual kids.  They can&#8217;t write for s**t now, and it&#8217;s not gonna get any better.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And by &#8220;story&#8221;, we mean &#8220;checks that shovel more money into the greedy maw of an unaccountable Dept of Education that&#8217;s already made countless corrupt DFL-linked nonprofiteers wealthy.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m happy, as alwatys, to help. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<br>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pride myself in being able to turn DFL English into Honest English. Example: Translated into &#8220;Honest&#8221; While other states are getting agenda-porn out of middle schools, MN is writing a different story. &nbsp; And by &#8220;writing&#8221;, we don&#8217;t mean the actual kids. They can&#8217;t write for s**t now, and it&#8217;s not gonna get any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[320,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mndfl","category-liberal-tyranny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85704"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85711,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85704\/revisions\/85711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}