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SCENE: Mitch BERG has found a cache of hard-to-find chili paste at a Vietnamese grocery store, and is putting a half dozen in his basket. Distracted, he doesn’t see Avery LIBRELLE rounding the corner, wearing an N95 mask. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: (Muffled behind mask) Mrrg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Oh, ffffaaaaercrying out loud, how ya been…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: (Muffled) Jw Shlll hm nmmr prfmkmmd m kem in crm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Jim Shultz, the GOP candidate, has never prosecuted a case in court?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: Ylm . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Huh. OK. Got a list of cases that Keith Ellison has prosecuted?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: Hm pm Drmk Shmvm m prmm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: He put Derek Chauvin in prison? Sure – in exactly the same way that I fixed the plumbing in my bathroom. I hired a professional. The prosecuting attorney of record was a private practice lawyer that Ellison hired. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: Hm rm thm cmmm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: He ran the case? Sure – the same way the MNDOT Commissioner runs a road construction project. MNDOT guy manages. He doesn’t do the surveying, engineering, or driving the steamrollers. Ellison managed the lawyers. But if he ever went into the courtroom, he was there as an interested spectator. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: Thm Slmstm gmrm um fm Unumfm stem thmm “hm brm hm ekfpmfmm em m lorr tm br emrm deh”! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: The Solicitor General of the United States said he”brought his experience as a lawyer to bear every day”? Perhaps. But that didn’t make him a prosecuting attorney. He has never sat at the prosecution table in a trial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Long story short – do you list of cases where Ellison has been an actual lawyer of record for the prosecution in a criminal case?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: Duh ym hem umm frm Schlmmm?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Do I have one for Schultz? No – but he’s never claimed to have one, and he’s not the one using his vaaaast courtroom experience to try to separate himself from Schultz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So – you have that list of cases for which Ellison has been the prosecutor of record?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Brief pause. Then LIBRELLE’s face goes red, and steam starts shooting from under the N95<\/em>). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

STORE CLERK: Did he…er…sh… (BERG shrugs shoulders<\/em>) did this person try the chili paste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: You’d think. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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