{"id":83126,"date":"2022-08-19T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-19T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=83126"},"modified":"2022-08-17T17:09:12","modified_gmt":"2022-08-17T22:09:12","slug":"metaphor-alert-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=83126","title":{"rendered":"Metaphor Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A friend of the blog emails:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Some hipster soccer fan from Brooklyn <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/E6CXh29zx9\">stayed at a hotel in Minneapolis and was not impressed<\/a> <\/p><p>The beginning of the thread is pretty funny. He complains that the Hilton Gardens isn&#8217;t really downtown because it is between a highway and a vacant building. (Surprise-that is what our downtown is like these days). In the next tweet, he complains that the hotel seems to be full of people &#8220;waiting until things with the police cooled down or their wives took them back.&#8221; (Another surprise, I guess, because this seems to also be something many people are saying about downtown Minneapolis these days. It&#8217;s just not that #vibrant).<\/p><p>Sorry the guy got some big bed bug welt. I&#8217;m also sorry that the bed bug made the news <a href=\"http:\/\/bringmethenews.com\/minnesota-lifestyle\/comedian-claims-bed-bugs-at-minneapolis-hotel-ruined-his-twin-cities-visit\">but the deterioration of our Twin Cities, with all it&#8217;s vacant buildings, vacant lots, and ongoing crime<\/a> do not really make the news in any significant way.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/bringmethenews.com\/minnesota-lifestyle\/comedian-claims-bed-bugs-at-minneapolis-hotel-ruined-his-twin-cities-visit\"><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Stay with me, here. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Minneapolis has always had an inferiority complex re New York.  It even adopted &#8220;The Mini-Apple&#8221; as its marketing slogan in the &#8217;80s (during the later years of NYC&#8217;s nadir in the Dinkins years, for crying out loud). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If New York media figures start dunking on Minneapolis?  <em>That <\/em>might get the administration&#8217;s attention. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of the blog emails: Some hipster soccer fan from Brooklyn stayed at a hotel in Minneapolis and was not impressed The beginning of the thread is pretty funny. He complains that the Hilton Gardens isn&#8217;t really downtown because it is between a highway and a vacant building. (Surprise-that is what our downtown is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minneapolis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83135,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83126\/revisions\/83135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}