{"id":82266,"date":"2022-05-26T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-26T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=82266"},"modified":"2022-05-26T11:55:45","modified_gmt":"2022-05-26T16:55:45","slug":"i-rarely-spike-the-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=82266","title":{"rendered":"I Rarely Spike The Football"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>UPDATE:  I got punked. <br><br>When I&#8217;m universal dictator, Reddit is sooooooo hosed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I will do it today:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/awesomeaiken\/status\/1529558470386647042?s=21&#038;t=cJmyWZVMah8rHpg0JhNJkg\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The ignorant, stupid racists of <em>The View<\/em> got curb stomped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anything that causes that program pain is an objective good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: I got punked. When I&#8217;m universal dictator, Reddit is sooooooo hosed. But I will do it today: The ignorant, stupid racists of The View got curb stomped. Anything that causes that program pain is an objective good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[79,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slander-files","category-victim-disarmament"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82266"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82281,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82266\/revisions\/82281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}