{"id":71477,"date":"2019-06-07T05:53:44","date_gmt":"2019-06-07T10:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=71477"},"modified":"2019-06-07T05:54:02","modified_gmt":"2019-06-07T10:54:02","slug":"when-real-news-is-more-like-satire-than-satirical-news-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=71477","title":{"rendered":"When Real News Is More Like Satire Than &#8220;Satirical&#8221; News Is"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Florida woman stabs self. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/news\/florida-woman-stabs-herself-blames-trump\">Blames Trump<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Officers found the unidentified woman standing outside her home in Palmetto, Fla., bleeding from her hands, legs, and face, according to a partially redacted report obtained by\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/buster\/donald-trump\/palmetto-stabbing-941685\" target=\"_blank\">the Smoking Gun.<\/a><br>After being asked what was wrong, the woman responded, \u201cI\u2019m tired of living in Trump\u2019s country, I\u2019m tired of Trump being president.\u201d<br><br><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, the wise I must not crack&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Florida woman stabs self. Blames Trump. Officers found the unidentified woman standing outside her home in Palmetto, Fla., bleeding from her hands, legs, and face, according to a partially redacted report obtained by\u00a0the Smoking Gun.After being asked what was wrong, the woman responded, \u201cI\u2019m tired of living in Trump\u2019s country, I\u2019m tired of Trump being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[368],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trump-derangement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71477"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71479,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71477\/revisions\/71479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}