{"id":66352,"date":"2018-03-21T05:25:33","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T10:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66352"},"modified":"2018-03-21T05:25:33","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T10:25:33","slug":"common-sense-gun-safety","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66352","title":{"rendered":"Common Sense Gun Safety"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Democrats figured it out; <a href=\"http:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/democrats-announce-all-2020-candidates-will-forego-armed-security-to-protest-gun-violence\/\">no more armed security for Democrat candidates or politicians<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWe\u2019ve talked to all possible candidates and everyone has agreed. Gun violence is a huge issue in our country, and guns are the problem. So whoever runs for president as a Democrat in 2020\u2014be it Bernie, Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Jerry Brown, and\/or whoever else throws their hat in the ring\u2014they will steadfastly refuse to employ security teams who carry scary firearms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tyler further confirmed that if a Democrat wins the White House in 2020, their first order of business will be to disarm the Secret Service. Asked how the president would then be kept safe, Tyler revealed that they plan on introducing a gun-free zone encompassing a 500-yard radius around the president at all times.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cProblem solved,\u201d he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m so glad they conquered the hypocrisy problem.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>No, they didin&#8217;t.\u00a0 It&#8217;s satire.\u00a0 From\u00a0<em>Babylon Bee<\/em>, a by-no-means-conservative Christian &#8220;Onion&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s fake &#8211; but satirically accurate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Democrats figured it out; no more armed security for Democrat candidates or politicians: \u201cWe\u2019ve talked to all possible candidates and everyone has agreed. Gun violence is a huge issue in our country, and guns are the problem. So whoever runs for president as a Democrat in 2020\u2014be it Bernie, Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66353,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66352\/revisions\/66353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}