{"id":65506,"date":"2017-12-22T05:00:43","date_gmt":"2017-12-22T11:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=65506"},"modified":"2017-12-21T20:50:41","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T02:50:41","slug":"plowmans-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=65506","title":{"rendered":"Plowman&#8217;s Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A college classmate went on an Alaska cruise.\u00a0 She loved it.\u00a0 I look at the advertising photo and think: \u201cSeriously?\u00a0 You\u2019re all lined up to look at a snowbank?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/02DB2356B5394F5AB5896499B69FE193.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-65507 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/02DB2356B5394F5AB5896499B69FE193.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"850\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/02DB2356B5394F5AB5896499B69FE193.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/02DB2356B5394F5AB5896499B69FE193-300x90.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/02DB2356B5394F5AB5896499B69FE193-768x229.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/02DB2356B5394F5AB5896499B69FE193-500x149.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Where the hell are you from, that a snowbank is a big deal?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I could make a fortune showiing people snowbanks along rural North Dakota highways&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: A college classmate went on an Alaska cruise.\u00a0 She loved it.\u00a0 I look at the advertising photo and think: \u201cSeriously?\u00a0 You\u2019re all lined up to look at a snowbank? Where the hell are you from, that a snowbank is a big deal?\u201d I could make a fortune showiing people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65508,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65506\/revisions\/65508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}