{"id":62977,"date":"2017-05-02T07:00:24","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T12:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62977"},"modified":"2017-05-01T22:15:17","modified_gmt":"2017-05-02T03:15:17","slug":"ken-the-eighth-grader-martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62977","title":{"rendered":"Ken &#8220;The Eighth Grader&#8221; Martin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Ken Martin &#8211; the Chairman of the MNDFL &#8211; posted one of his giggly little &#8220;gotcha&#8221; posts about a fairly loathsome Facebook post made on the 7th CD GOP page. \u00a0In the post, he took a swipe at new MNGOP chair Jennifer Carnahan.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18275127_10209365332593541_2158067014731480884_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-62979 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18275127_10209365332593541_2158067014731480884_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"571\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because that &#8216;s what politics\u00a0<em>is\u00a0<\/em>to Ken Martin.<\/p>\n<p>Little did Ken Martin know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;well, much of anything. \u00a0Martin has never been anything but Alida Messinger&#8217;s gimp.<\/p>\n<p>But in this case, he\u00a0<em>also\u00a0<\/em>didn&#8217;t know that Chairwoman Carnahan had already pretty much eviscerated the Facebook post and the posters, nearly half an hour earlier.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-62978 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1221\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o.jpg 1221w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o-300x85.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o-768x216.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o-1024x288.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/18278634_10209365332113529_15733820706770652_o-500x141.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1221px) 100vw, 1221px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ken Martin; he&#8217;s not very sharp, but pass the beer nuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Ken Martin &#8211; the Chairman of the MNDFL &#8211; posted one of his giggly little &#8220;gotcha&#8221; posts about a fairly loathsome Facebook post made on the 7th CD GOP page. \u00a0In the post, he took a swipe at new MNGOP chair Jennifer Carnahan. Because that &#8216;s what politics\u00a0is\u00a0to Ken Martin. Little did Ken Martin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[320],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mndfl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62980,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62977\/revisions\/62980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}