{"id":4998,"date":"2009-06-28T17:46:20","date_gmt":"2009-06-28T22:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4998"},"modified":"2009-06-28T17:46:20","modified_gmt":"2009-06-28T22:46:20","slug":"but-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4998","title":{"rendered":"But Wait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pitchman Billy Mays, found dead at 50.<\/p>\n<p>And if you order now, Tony Sullivan will die, too!<\/p>\n<p>(Just kidding.\u00a0 Sincerely condolences to the Mays family, and hopes for a long, healthy life for Mr. Sullivan).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pitchman Billy Mays, found dead at 50. And if you order now, Tony Sullivan will die, too! (Just kidding.\u00a0 Sincerely condolences to the Mays family, and hopes for a long, healthy life for Mr. Sullivan).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memoriam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}