{"id":426,"date":"2007-02-06T07:39:51","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T13:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/02\/06\/how-chad-brought-bird-flu-to-america\/"},"modified":"2007-02-06T07:39:51","modified_gmt":"2007-02-06T13:39:51","slug":"how-chad-brought-bird-flu-to-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"How Chad Brought Bird Flu To America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fraterslibertas.com\/\">Chad the Elder<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When one is suffering the ill effects of a serious cold, it can be a veritable hell. How bad was my return home yesterday?<\/p>\n<p>So bad that I passed on my traditional layover beer at Narita.<\/p>\n<p>So bad that the kindly Northwest flight attendant who brought me cups of hot tea throughout the Tokyo to Minneapolis flight was moved to ask, &#8220;Are you as miserable as you look?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Inspecting myself later in the planes bathroom mirror, I had to agree with her assessment.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Get well soon, Chad.\u00a0 We need to talk epidemiology on Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chad the Elder: When one is suffering the ill effects of a serious cold, it can be a veritable hell. How bad was my return home yesterday? So bad that I passed on my traditional layover beer at Narita. So bad that the kindly Northwest flight attendant who brought me cups of hot tea throughout [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-narn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}