{"id":42147,"date":"2014-02-28T12:05:32","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T18:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42147"},"modified":"2014-02-28T16:50:22","modified_gmt":"2014-02-28T22:50:22","slug":"answers-to-dflers-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42147","title":{"rendered":"Answers To DFLers&#8217; Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A service to my fellow conservatives as we head into another election season.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;Do you think we should care about the poor, and raise the minimum wage?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;It&#8217;ll just make more poor people.\u00a0 Now, let&#8217;s talk about MNSure&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;Are you supporting tax breaks for millionaires to bring the Super Bowl to Minnesota?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;No.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s talk about MNSure&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;Have you noticed that the DFL is leading the way to lower taxes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;You&#8217;re &#8220;lowering&#8221;sometaxes back to where the GOP left them in 2012.\u00a0 Now, let&#8217;s talk about MNSure&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;Do you support the DFL&#8217;s setting up\u00a0a small business investment fund?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;The DFL raised taxes by $2 Billion, but is letting businesses borrow some of the money back?\u00a0 That&#8217;s almost as stupid as MNSure.\u00a0 Speaking of which, let&#8217;s talk about MNSure&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;What do you think about bullying?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;Does MNSure make it harder and more expensive to treat the victims?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;How about gay marriage?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;Are those gay couples having a hard time finding healthcare via MNSure, too?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE<\/strong>:\u00a0 A few new ones, from the comments:<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 \u201cYou\u2019re a racist and hate women\u201d. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;Nope, and there is none.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s talk MNSure&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 <\/strong>Koch brothers!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;MNSure!&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>DFLer Question<\/strong>:\u00a0 <\/strong>&#8220;Faux News!\u00a0 Faux News!\u00a0 Faux News!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conservative&#8217;s Answer<\/strong>: &#8220;MNSure MNSure MNSure!&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A service to my fellow conservatives as we head into another election season. DFLer Question:\u00a0 &#8220;Do you think we should care about the poor, and raise the minimum wage?&#8221; Conservative&#8217;s Answer: &#8220;It&#8217;ll just make more poor people.\u00a0 Now, let&#8217;s talk about MNSure&#8221;. 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