{"id":30987,"date":"2012-10-10T12:05:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T17:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=30987"},"modified":"2012-10-10T07:33:27","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T12:33:27","slug":"that-deep-down-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=30987","title":{"rendered":"That Deep-Down Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Good News: \u00a0<em>Esquire<\/em>\u00a0has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/2012\/10\/08\/esquire-2012-sexiest-woman-alive-mila-kunis-topless\/1619665\/\">named Mila Kunis<\/a> &#8220;the Sexiest Woman Alive&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now, titles like that always made me wonder; do they wait until the previously reigning &#8220;sexiest woman alive&#8221; dies, relinquishes her throne, or gets un-sexy? \u00a0Or do they kill off last year&#8217;s winner?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; the bad news: \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=minnesota+elections&amp;oq=minnesota+elections&amp;sugexp=chrome,mod=14&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8\">Kunis has that deep-down ugly<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me,&#8221; Kunis exclaims. &#8220;And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time? And it&#8217;s baffling to me how a poor person in Georgia can say, &#8216;I&#8217;m a Republican.&#8217; Why?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Esquire is to politics as Vogue is to hunting, of course.<\/p>\n<p>So to go out on the good news:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/maaadddog.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/mila-kunis-mila-kunis-4733257-1920-1440.jpg?w=500&amp;h=375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nobody cares what Mila Kunis thinks about politics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Good News: \u00a0Esquire\u00a0has named Mila Kunis &#8220;the Sexiest Woman Alive&#8221;. Now, titles like that always made me wonder; do they wait until the previously reigning &#8220;sexiest woman alive&#8221; dies, relinquishes her throne, or gets un-sexy? \u00a0Or do they kill off last year&#8217;s winner? Anyway &#8211; the bad news: \u00a0Kunis has that deep-down ugly: &#8220;The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30987"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30989,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30987\/revisions\/30989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}