{"id":22848,"date":"2011-09-12T06:51:36","date_gmt":"2011-09-12T11:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=22848"},"modified":"2011-09-12T06:51:36","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T11:51:36","slug":"prescription-cancel-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=22848","title":{"rendered":"Prescription:  Cancel It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pediatric psychologists show that I&#8217;ve suspected all along; &#8220;Spongebog Squarepants&#8221; will kill them.<\/p>\n<p>No. \u00a0It won&#8217;t But\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.medicalnewstoday.com\/articles\/234246.php\">it makes them into spazzes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In a randomized, controlled study, psychologists from the University of Virginia in the US tested 4-year-olds just after they watched nine minutes of television shows or sat drawing for nine minutes. The children watched two types of show: SpongeBob Squarepants a fast-paced cartoon fantasy show, and Caillou, a slower-paced, more realistic public television educational cartoon about a pre-school boy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Upshot: While the kids who watched\u00a0&#8220;Caillou&#8221; thought Al Franken was just dreamy, the &#8220;Spongebob&#8221; sample smoked crack and hit each other with bowling balls.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;ve always hated that stupid show. \u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if they tied it to terrorism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pediatric psychologists show that I&#8217;ve suspected all along; &#8220;Spongebog Squarepants&#8221; will kill them. No. \u00a0It won&#8217;t But\u00a0it makes them into spazzes: In a randomized, controlled study, psychologists from the University of Virginia in the US tested 4-year-olds just after they watched nine minutes of television shows or sat drawing for nine minutes. The children watched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22849,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22848\/revisions\/22849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}