{"id":2191,"date":"2008-02-28T18:18:14","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T23:18:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2191"},"modified":"2008-02-28T18:18:14","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T23:18:14","slug":"three-cheers-for-queeg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2191","title":{"rendered":"Three Cheers for Queeg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Barney Greenwald&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writing.upenn.edu\/~afilreis\/50s\/caine-mutiny-text.html\">classic soliloquy<\/a> after the court martial in <em>The Caine Mutiny<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>See, while  I was studying law &#8216;n  old Keefer  here  was  writing  his  play for  the  Theatre Guild, and  Willie here was on the playing fields of Prinshton, all that time these  birds we call regulars&#8211;these stuffy, stupid Prussians, in the Navy and  the Army -were manning guns.  Course they weren&#8217;t doing it to save my mom  from Hitler, they&#8217;re doing it for dough, like everybody else does what  they do.  Question is, in the last analysis&#8211;last analysis&#8211;what do you  do for dough? Old Yellowstain, for  dough,  was  standing guard on this  fat dumb and happy country of ours.  Meantime  me, I was advancing little  free non-Prussian life  for dough.  Of course, we figured in those days,  only fools go into armed service.  Bad pay, no millionaire future, and  You can&#8217;t call your mind or body your own.  Not for sensitive  intellectuals.  So when all hell broke loose and the Germans started  running out of soap and figured, well it&#8217;s time to come over and melt  down old Mrs. Greenwald&#8211;who&#8217;s gonna stop them? Not her boy Barney.   Can&#8217;t stop a Nazi with a lawbook.  So I dropped the lawbooks and ran to  learn how to fly.  Stout fellow.  Meantime, and it took a year and a half  before I was any good, who was keeping Mama out of the soap dish?   Captain Queeg.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I thought about that when I read this.\u00a0 Medea &#8220;Code Pink&#8221; Benjamin <a href=\"http:\/\/michellemalkin.com\/2008\/02\/01\/code-pink-if-it-werent-for-people-like-the-people-in-berkeley-standing-up-for-what-they-believe-wed-be-living-under-hitler\/\">before<\/a>, defending Berkeley&#8217;s assault on the Marines:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIf it weren\u2019t for people like the people in Berkeley, standing up for what they believe, we\u2019d be living under Hitler.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Medea Benjamin <a href=\"http:\/\/www.melaniemorgan.com\/content\/view\/604\/1\/\">yesterday<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWhile we were at the protest in Berkeley from 12 to 4 PM a white volvo drove by and a man spat upon code pink. They chased him down the street and got into a verbal altercation. The police were NO WHERE in sight. That\u2019s not the best part, ready for this? Medea Benjamin yelled and I quote \u201cMarines!\u201d she actually yelled for our help because this man had stepped out of his car.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Perhaps a mistake?\u00a0 Something lost in translation from human to Code-Pink-ese?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I even asked her if she was yelling Police and she told me \u201cI said Marines\u201d then put her arm around my friend Allen (the Marine vet) Ironic?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Paging Alanis Morissette.\u00a0 And Jose Ferrer.<br \/>\n(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/michellemalkin.com\/2008\/02\/28\/look-whos-calling-for-the-marines-now\/\">Malkin<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Barney Greenwald&#8217;s classic soliloquy after the court martial in The Caine Mutiny: See, while I was studying law &#8216;n old Keefer here was writing his play for the Theatre Guild, and Willie here was on the playing fields of Prinshton, all that time these birds we call regulars&#8211;these stuffy, stupid Prussians, in the Navy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-war-on-terror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}