…when you wonder if Scrappleface and Iowahawk are even legally satire anymore.<\/p>\n
Bob Collins covered the “press” conference announcing the Super Bowl halftime entertainment.<\/p>\n
I’ll let that sink in for a moment.<\/p>\n
Not a very promising premise.\u00a0 Right?<\/p>\n
Oh, it gets worse:<\/p>\n
This afternoon, Alicia Keyes and Jordan Sparks were announced as the pre-game entertainment, an event usually covered by the B-squad anyway, but still…<\/p>\n
Lynne Miller (Ironstar) – “First of all, I love you. I think you’re fantastic….” It didn’t get better. She wanted to know what was in their iPods.<\/p>\n
Amanda Jahn (Channel 3 News) – “First, you guys are so beautiful…” Why even bother with what her question was?<\/p>\n
Yetta Gibson (Fox Phoenix) – “How ya doin? Where are your seats? And are you forced to root for the Knicks?” The what? The Knicks? I looked her up on the Internet. She’s described as “an Emmy Award-winning journalist.” That should tell you how hard it is to win a local Emmy.<\/p>\n
Tom Petty, the halftime show, is up next. NFL Network analyst Terrel Davis says he’s never heard of Tom Petty. Ugh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Never thought Nick Coleman would look good in comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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