{"id":1354,"date":"2007-09-26T05:05:40","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T10:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1354"},"modified":"2007-09-26T05:05:40","modified_gmt":"2007-09-26T10:05:40","slug":"things-i-will-probably-never-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1354","title":{"rendered":"Things I Will Probably Never See"},"content":{"rendered":"

An abbreviated list:<\/p>\n

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  1. Tom Jones fans sitting back, scratching their chins, and saying “Engelbert Humperdinck really is <\/em>a talented guy.<\/li>\n
  2. Hugh Hewitt pronouncing a four-syllable name right on the first try.<\/li>\n
  3. Me staying awake long enough to turn the dial away from the “Willie and Jay” show<\/li>\n
  4. Scarlet Johannson and Kate Winslet getting into a knife fight over me.<\/li>\n
  5. Mark “Look At Me, I’m A Union Goon!” Gisleson, proprietor of the most profane, scatological (and sixth-most unintentionally funny<\/a>) blog in the local Sorosphere, lecturing me<\/em> about manners and propriety<\/strike>.\u00a0 Oops<\/a>.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  6. A worse movie than Little Nicky.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    An abbreviated list: Tom Jones fans sitting back, scratching their chins, and saying “Engelbert Humperdinck really is a talented guy. Hugh Hewitt pronouncing a four-syllable name right on the first try. Me staying awake long enough to turn the dial away from the “Willie and Jay” show Scarlet Johannson and Kate Winslet getting into a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}