{"id":1017,"date":"2007-07-03T16:31:54","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T22:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/07\/03\/happy-fourth-of-july\/"},"modified":"2007-07-03T16:31:54","modified_gmt":"2007-07-03T22:31:54","slug":"happy-fourth-of-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1017","title":{"rendered":"Happy Fourth of July"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m actually writing this on Tuesday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m certainly not going to be blogging today, Wednesday.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/bigmap\/citywide\/macysfireworks\/2004fireworks.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, get out and celebrate our nation&#8217;s independence. I strongly recommend commemorating our forefathers&#8217; resistance to arbitrary, stupid authority by driving to Wisconsin or the Dakotas\u00a0(if you&#8217;re in Minnesota) and buying a ton of bottle rockets, screamers and roman candles.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>George Washington and the patriots who founded this country\u00a0would have wanted it that way.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m actually writing this on Tuesday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m certainly not going to be blogging today, Wednesday.\u00a0 Anyway, get out and celebrate our nation&#8217;s independence. I strongly recommend commemorating our forefathers&#8217; resistance to arbitrary, stupid authority by driving to Wisconsin or the Dakotas\u00a0(if you&#8217;re in Minnesota) and buying a ton of bottle rockets, screamers and roman candles.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}