God broke off a chunk of ice and sent it out into the ocean. It’s so large it will solve the looming Global Warming Disaster (run for your lives!) for the surrounding area for decades to come.

An iceberg the size of Luxembourg split off from Antarctica and could disrupt global ocean patterns and weather systems for decades, according to scientists cited in The Times of London on Saturday.

Although the impact was not expected to be felt for decades, the iceberg could block the production of cold, salty water, known as “bottom water,” which could lead eventually to cooler winters in the North Atlantic.

In other news, Luxembourg is still a country. I checked.