To: Minnesota Peasants. Er, Citize…Subjects. Let’s go with Subjects.
From: Minnesota State Government
Re: Take Comfort
Your paycheck is worth 8% less than it was last year.
The price of food and gas is waaaay up.
Your rent is going up. Lots.
The cost of borrowing has more than doubled.
The schools are failing – and your government blames you for it, and for everything else.
But don’t trouble your hearts, simple peasants. Because while you may suffer, your government is doing just fine.
Because while peasants like you come and go, State Government is forever.
And in that, you should take comfort.
Signed
Minnesota State Government