Big Karen warned us – those Super Bowl tailgate parties in Tampa were going to lead to the extinction of Florida Man.
Those of us who paid attention in high school science noted that there’s incredibly low correlation between outdoor gatherings and Covid transmission.
“The science says ‘obey or die!'”, Big Karen responds.
Observation indicates – well…
You can almost feel the disappointment wafting out from Big Karen.
When they’re not busy deflecting away from the fact, that is.