SCENE: Mitch BERG is waiting in line to get into a Saints game. As he scans the program, Avery LIBRELLE rides up on a segway.
BERG: Er…(looks around, sees no escape) hey, Avery.
LIBRELLE: White people owe black people reparations!
BERG: Huh. So you mean that people who’ve never been enslaved are owed money by people who never owed slaves.
LIBRELLE: History has meaning!
BERG: And the actions of one’s ancestors matter, right?
BERG: Huh. So – being as I am descended from people that abolished slavery 700 years before the US, or Britain for that matter, am I owed a big thank you?
LIBRELLE: (stares briefly, guns the segway)