SCENE Mitch BERG is checking out the savory muffins at Whole Foods when Avery LIBRELLE notices him.
BERG: Er, hey, Avery.
LIBRELLE: You’re on my home turf, here!
BERG: I certainly am. Just picking up a couple of…
LIBRELLE: Conservatives are bigots, Progressives are not…
BERG: I’m gonna stop you right there. A very Democrat DC councilman just blamed snowfall on the Jews.
LIBRELLE: Well, that’s absurd.
BERG: I know, right?
LIBRELLE: They control the organizations that practice weather control. To oppress the PLO.
BERG: Speaking of which – is it raining literal cats and dogs out there?
LIBRELLE: Huh? (LIBRELLE looks – which is just enough time for BERG to escape)