To: Big Gay
From: Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant
Re: Silence Is Golden
Save your stereotypes; I’ve done more to combat real physical hatred against real gay people than most of you will. Long story. Takeaway: I’ve got no beef with gay people.
So don’t be phoning it in as a “hate crime” when I say I’ll support this in the public schools when you support open displays of crosses on Good Friday and Easter.
That is all.