Conversations I Hope I Hear Someday

WOMAN:  You’re “mansplaining”. 

GUY: Huh?

WOMAN: “Mansplaining”.  When a guys gives a condescending and inaccurate explanation that the assumption that I’m entirely ignorant on the subject matter or topic.

GUY:  You are utterly ignorant of the subject matter and topic.  Our discussion has shown you haven’t the foggiest clue about the subject.  90 degrees removed from literacy.

WOMAN: You’re doing it again.  You’re mansplaining.

GUY: You’re being a whineanist.  You need to unisexshushupandlearnsomething.

(And SCENE)

3 thoughts on “Conversations I Hope I Hear Someday

  1. Whatever DG’s other transgressions, I’m not sure she’s ever used the term “Mansplaining”.

  2. No, DG wouldn’t say “mansplaining” because that would be sexist. And we know DG couldn’t be sexist or racist because she told us so.

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