I was talking with a friend of mine in the retail business the other day. She works at a store in Uptown Minneapolis.
“Minnesota leftybloggers must be working on stories about a vaguely sexual scandal involving a conservative woman” she said.
“Why?”, I asked.
“Because I can’t keep Jergens or paper towles in stock”.
I had no idea what she meant.
It is amazing, though, how the party of “It’s Just Sex!” and “Moooooove on!” turns as puritanical as a Pentecostal choir (and yet as giggly and prurient and onanistic as a bunch of ninth-grade boys who just saw the homecoming queen in a two-piece swim suit) when the subject is a conservative black, latino, Asian, or a woman.
As usual, everything you need to know about liberal behavior is found in Berg’s Law – in this case, the Eighth Law.