Ends Justify Means

(SCENE:  MITCH Berg and Avery LIBRELLE meet at the coffee shop).

MITCH (Walks into store):  Hey, Avery.

LIBRELLE (leaving store holding a latte): What’s that?  You want to kill me?

MITCH:  Beg pardon?

LIBRELLE:  You hate me for my stances on abortion and gun control and you want to shoot me with your assault weapon?

MITCH:   Um, start over.  What are you talking about?

LIBRELLE:   Was that another threat?

MITCH:  I’m just here for, er, coffee…

LIBRELLE: Help!  Raaaaaaaape!

(And SCENE).

Fiction?

If only; a U of Wyoming liberal activist has been busted threatening herself with rape on Facebook.

Oh, she did it under a sock puppet “conservative” ID:

And the Laramie police weren’t fooled:

University of Wyoming student targeted by an anonymous Facebook posting that included a threat of sexual violence had posted the item herself, police said.

The university in Laramie, Wyoming announced on Tuesday that campus police cited Meg Lanker-Simons for misdemeanor interference with a police investigation by giving false statements

On the one hand, it’s an attempt to frame conservatives, especially gun rights supporters. And Lanker-Simons’ supporters are doubling down, naturally:

‘I will tell you, I believe Meg is innocent of this outrage,’ Kandt told the Laramie Boomerang, adding she believes the citation issued by police is a ‘classic case of blaming the victim.’

‘I mean, my God, who would do this to herself?’ she added.

(Ditto her husband, who answers the question “What ever happened to “RB” from those Arby’s ads?”)

It does, in fact, happen all the time; the Duke Lacrosse Team, the Tawanna Brawley incident, even (as I recall, but can’t find) a case at Saint Cloud State in the past decade or so.

On the other hand, it’s no worse than the stuff Michelle Malkin gets every day from real liberals with the tacit blessing of the Democrat establishment and media.

 

12 thoughts on “Ends Justify Means

  1. I keep telling you, they are insane. Have you looked at Penigma’s blog lately?

  2. terry,

    Yeah they’ve clearly run into the high weeds over there

    my two favorite recent quotes from the addlepated DG are:

    “Not one single privately armed person was instrumental in preventing the actions of the bombers; no ‘good guy with a gun’ did a damned thing to reduce the violence or prevent it. Private citizens armed like the military is not the equal of a real military, of the forces of law enforcement and other agencies that were so effective in dealing with this domestic terrorism.

    Gun control makes us free – free from gun violence, and freer from armed terrorists. Real freedom, real public safety, real public health decision require us to have MORE gun control, not less.”

    and speaking about the remaining Boston bomber
    “As he was taken away in an ambulance after hiding in a boat, bleeding badly, presumably without food or water or sufficient means to stay warm or medical supplies, after losing his brother, possibly even driving over his still living body to save himself, I can only wonder at his fear, despair, and pain.”

  3. “Gun control makes us free.”

    Ah, DG, but so does work. It just sounds better in the original German.

  4. “you need to start hanging out at a different coffee shop.”

    or get a restraining order given how often this creature is popping up during your daily errands.

  5. Mr. Berg.

    (Good post…but…there always a but)

    Librelles don’t talk like this:

    “LIBRELLE: You hate me for my stances on abortion and gun control and you want to shoot me with your assault weapon?”

    (OK, in the wee hours how many of us can be Woody Allen?)

    Annie: “I’m not feeling so good.”

    Woody: “Are you saying?”

    Annie: “Yes.”

    Woody: “Well I know a guy…”

    Annie: “We’re doing the right thing?”

    Woody: “Bloomberg has a rally in the park…something about soft drinks…”

    Annie: “Yeah…and something about salt…”

    (Close?)

  6. Lanker-Simons didn’t have to strain her creative juices very hard to come up with the assault-post; she merely had to browse the Palin/Bachmann comment threads on Daily Kos and other lefty sites and then cut and paste.

  7. Simple case of projection (isn’t that a Berg rule?). This dimwit simply put the fantasy she engages in every time her limp dick lefty hubby mounts her into writing.

  8. “the forces of law enforcement and other agencies that were so effective in dealing with this domestic terrorism.”

    5,000 highly trained, lavishly equipped public union members backed up by the most sophisticated intelligence gathering infrastructure the planet has ever known, air recon and armor support did manage to catch 2 slackers…after 4 days.

    Yeah, I can see where a brain dead goof would see that as “effective”.

  9. I am now completely convinced that either DG was dropped on her head several times over the course of her pathetic, miserable life or she had a stroke that was never diagnosed. Knowing none of these scenarios are plausible, she proves that answer to the age old statement that “nobody can be that stupid” is, ‘Yes, they can!” Oh, wait…isn’t that a Demonrat campaign slogan?

  10. There must be a lot of undiagnosed strokes out there in academia. I just read a California green initiative white paper (OK, Green Paper, FINE) where on page one, about forty Ph.D.s from prestigious universities all signed onto the idea of a lightbulb 50 times more efficient than a flourescent. It would return 12 or more watts of energy for every watt it used.

    Yes, a committee made up of professors from prestigious universities–I’m talking Yale, Harvard, Berkeley, etc..–failed to see a blatant violation of conservation of energy on page 1 of their own report, and the other sources linked by “shock jock” Hugh Hewitt also failed to call them on it. The report got worse from there, too.

    So Doggone is in good company with her inability to think, sad to say.

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