The “Million Mom March” – which, lately, draws fewer “moms” than pro-gun activists to its “events” – and “Citizens for a “Safer” Supine Minnesota, famous for never having once published a single fact in any of its press releases, and whose leader (and, let’s be honest, only member) Heather Martens has given this blog ten years of too-easy material, have had to “merge” (hahahahaha).  They are “Protect Minnesota“, now.

Rumor has it that they had to change the names in large part because their old names have become so utterly synonymous with dishonesty and providing false information.

This blog is happy and proud to have contributed to that.  And I dedicate its next ten years to extinguishing the group completely, preferably by humiliating them into an inescapable political shame spiral.

Although a little bird at the capitol tells me Heather Martens may be doing that herself; she reportedly approached a prominent Republican lawmaker with a model bill that was an attempt at a compromise on “Stand Your Ground”; Ms Martens claimed it had been approved by the NRA.

The lawmaker called the NRA.  They’d never heard of it, and did not approve.  Martens had lied, not that this surprises anyone who’s read this blog over the past ten years; if Heather Martens drops a hammer and claims it will hit the floor, don’t buy it until you hear the thump.

Just saying – it’s hard to humiliate an organization like “”Citizens for a “Safer” Supine Minnesota”…er, “Protect” Minnesota, when they do it so well themselves.