It’s Really Simple

Dayton spent all summer saying he had a plan.

Now, he doesn’t have a plan after all.

I’m just a simple taxpayer; house in the Midway, two kids, a job.  I don’t talk big like my Yale-graduate betters.  I am just a peasant.

And so when my would-be leader says “I have a plan”, I guess like the knavish dolt I am I assumed that to mean “He has a plan”, rather than “He shall reveal The Plan when it, in its majesty, is ready for us to see it”.

Do you have a plan, or don’t you?

And if you do, how does it make up $890 million (actually more like $1.315 billion) without soaking the middle class?

By your leave, my liege Mr. Dayton?

(I gotta ask; the media certainly isn’t).

3 thoughts on “It’s Really Simple

  1. Mark Dayton to his Campaign Manager: “A budget plan?! Holy crap! You didn’t tell me that I needed a budget plan”. (Pauses) “Wait, I know; we’ll just run on a tax the rich program! That always works with the morons that will put us in office. Hell, they are mindless boobs anyway and will believe anything we tell ’em. Oh, and let’s get the local propaganda machine on it to help us spin this! And don’t forget; everything is Bush’s fault”!

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