Color me surprised, but as of this posting, the clear initial winner was “The Senator from New York”
After recounting and recounting however, I was able to arrive at a result more in keeping with the end I had in mind. I will hereby refer to The Senator from New York as Stuart Smalley, and in limited engagements Big Fat Idiot.
Thank you for your participation. I apologize for your disenfranchisement*.
*Yes, that’s a word.
As you know, Johnny Roosh likes to employ fitting nick names for political objects of disregard here at Shot In The Dark and I would once again like to enlist your input.
…is only a matter of time.
BREAKING: Minnesota’s highest court rules for Al Franken
The unanimous opinion ruled that Franken “received the highest number of votes legally cast” and is entitled “to receive the certificate of election as United States senator from the state of Minnesota.”
Minn. rules for Franken in Senate fight
Franken, a former Saturday Night Live star making the leap from life as a left-wing author and radio talker to the Senate, planned a news conference later Tuesday and didn’t immediately comment.
With credentials like that, it’s official:
Wellstone
Dayton
now Franken.
It’s a threepeat of embarrassment.
Sadly, Mr. Franken will provide bloggers plenty of antics to write about; hardly a silver lining.