{"id":9781,"date":"2010-03-31T06:12:38","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T11:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9781"},"modified":"2010-03-30T18:13:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T23:13:03","slug":"give-me-that-headline-give-me-that-lede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9781","title":{"rendered":"Give Me That Headline, Give Me That Lede"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Jersey McDonald&#8217;s customer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcnewyork.com\/news\/local-beat\/McDonalds-Customer-Cant-Wait-Crawls-Through-Drive-In-Window-for-Fish-Sandwich-89503302.html\">slaps cashier, crawls through drive-through window<\/a> to get his Filet-o-Fish &#8482; sandwich:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;His Filet-O-Fish was taking too long at 4:30 in the morning,&#8221; said South Brunswick Police Detective Sergeant James Ryan to NBCNewYork.<\/p>\n<p>According to Ryan, the customer yelled at the employee and pushed him against the counter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After he slaps him, he takes his food,&#8221; said Ryan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Steny Hoyer has apparently asked House Republicans to condemn the action.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Jersey McDonald&#8217;s customer slaps cashier, crawls through drive-through window to get his Filet-o-Fish &#8482; sandwich: &#8220;His Filet-O-Fish was taking too long at 4:30 in the morning,&#8221; said South Brunswick Police Detective Sergeant James Ryan to NBCNewYork. According to Ryan, the customer yelled at the employee and pushed him against the counter. &#8220;After he slaps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9781"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9785,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9781\/revisions\/9785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}