{"id":9662,"date":"2010-03-26T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T17:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9662"},"modified":"2010-03-26T10:57:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T15:57:25","slug":"delusions-of-adequacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9662","title":{"rendered":"Delusions Of Adequacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found in the comments for a Facebook page story about someone someone who intended to, um, evacuate into his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s car, but, er, left it in the wrong one:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div id=\"text_expose_id_4bacd69d1cbf5743902ca\">Sounds like an urban legend. Or possibly a new strategy for Tea Baggers! Throw your soiled Depends diaper into the offices of a Democratic congressman! (And hope you have his real address, not his brother&#8217;s!) Then skeedattle post haste on your Rascal (TM) mobility scooter, paid for by Medicare!<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0Er, yeah.<\/p>\n<p>With enemies this stupid, who needs friends?<\/p>\n<p>Remember when Republicans were the &#8220;dumb&#8221; party?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m feeling better about November every day.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>No, no no.\u00a0 Unlike the media and Steny Hoyer, I&#8217;m not going to say this is a reflection on all Democrats.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t even say &#8220;if you all don&#8217;t rebuke this bit of slander, it&#8217;ll &#8220;speak volumes&#8221;&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just how I roll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found in the comments for a Facebook page story about someone someone who intended to, um, evacuate into his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s car, but, er, left it in the wrong one: Sounds like an urban legend. Or possibly a new strategy for Tea Baggers! Throw your soiled Depends diaper into the offices of a Democratic congressman! (And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9662"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9664,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9662\/revisions\/9664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}