(SCENE:\u00a0 President Obama is leaving the White House after signing the “Obamacare” bill into law)<\/p>\n
ANNOUNCER:\u00a0 “Mr. President!\u00a0 You’ve just signed a bill that didn’t actually “solve” a nonexistent “problem” [1]!\u00a0 What are you going to do now?”<\/p>\n
PRESIDENT OBAMA: I’m going to solve another <\/a>one!”. [2]<\/p>\n After a hard-fought victory on health care reform,<\/a> President Barack Obama’s<\/a> allies in Congress<\/a> are setting their sights on climate change<\/a> — but some on both sides are already crying foul. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n AMERICA [speaking Patrius ex machina<\/em>]: “Er…how about going to Disneyland instead?”<\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/p>\n [1]\u00a0 Really – what was the “problem”?\u00a0 Two of them, really: Uninsured Americans (of which there are about 14 million, not 30 million) and rising costs.\u00a0 Obamacare won’t solve the former, and it’ll make healthcare unaffordable for most people without government assistance.\u00a0 Some solution!<\/span><\/p>\n [2] For those of you who\u00a0for whatever reason need it disclosed\u00a0– no.\u00a0 This was not literally an interview that actually happened.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (SCENE:\u00a0 President Obama is leaving the White House after signing the “Obamacare” bill into law) ANNOUNCER:\u00a0 “Mr. President!\u00a0 You’ve just signed a bill that didn’t actually “solve” a nonexistent “problem” [1]!\u00a0 What are you going to do now?” PRESIDENT OBAMA: I’m going to solve another one!”. [2] After a hard-fought victory on health care reform, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-12","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9582"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9584,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9582\/revisions\/9584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}