{"id":9575,"date":"2010-03-24T12:00:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T17:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9575"},"modified":"2013-01-21T14:22:16","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T20:22:16","slug":"open-letter-to-taco-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9575","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter To Taco Bell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Taco Bell<\/p>\n<p>From: Mitch Berg, Blogger<\/p>\n<p>Re:\u00a0 Shrimp Taco Ad<\/p>\n<p>Sirs:<\/p>\n<p>No.\u00a0 There is no such thing as a &#8220;shrimp blogger&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Please cease and desist.<\/p>\n<p>Your prompt attention to this would be appreciated.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Taco Bell From: Mitch Berg, Blogger Re:\u00a0 Shrimp Taco Ad Sirs: No.\u00a0 There is no such thing as a &#8220;shrimp blogger&#8221;. Please cease and desist. Your prompt attention to this would be appreciated. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-9575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9575"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9577,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575\/revisions\/9577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}