working out at the “Y” 2-4 times a week<\/a>, as well as eating less-crappily – has been going on apace since January.\u00a0 It’s had some results.\u00a0 Could and needs to be better, but Rome wasn’t built in a day.<\/p>\nPhase 2 – biking the ten-mile round-trip to and from work all summer, now that I don’t have to be hauling kids around every morning and my bike is all fixed up\u00a0– starts today.\u00a0 I’ve identified a less-suicidal route downtown, found my company’s shower room and a place to park the bike, and arranged space for extra clothes, deodorant, and splints in my cube’s cupboard.<\/p>\n
Phase 3 – a spree of retributive ass-kicking – exists as a “planning-only” exercise.<\/p>\n
Phase 4 – finding my true destiny with Marisa Tomei – is still TBA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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