{"id":9213,"date":"2010-03-11T08:31:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T13:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9213"},"modified":"2010-03-10T19:38:28","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T00:38:28","slug":"now-lets-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=9213","title":{"rendered":"Now, Let&#8217;s See&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Sparkman <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">was murdered by anti-government zealots spurred to a homicidal rage by Michele Bachmann and the Northern Alliance<\/span>.\u00a0 Er, wait.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=6676\">Nope<\/a>.\u00a0 My bad.<\/p>\n<p>Then the guy who crashed a plane into the IRS office in Texas <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">was a tea-bagging mouth-breathing conservative<\/span>.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/years\/2010\/0218102stack1.html\">Oops<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then the guy who shot the Pentagon cops <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">ended up being a Glenn-Beck-listening dittohead<\/span>.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/pajamasmedia.com\/zombie\/2010\/03\/05\/anti-bush-truther-shoots-up-pentagon-should-we-play-the-political-blame-game\/\">D&#8217;oh.<\/a> This isn&#8217;t going well at all.<\/p>\n<p>OK\u00a0 &#8211; any guesses <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbclosangeles.com\/news\/local-beat\/Moviegoer-Tells-Woman-to-Stop-Talking-On-Cell-Phone-Gets-Stabbed-in-the-Neck-87144462.html\">how this &#8220;story&#8221; turns out?<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman talking on a cell phone during a movie didn&#8217;t take kindly to being &#8220;shushed&#8221; by another moviegoer. Or at least her boyfriend didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>In a drama that turned more lively than the one on screen &#8212; &#8220;Shutter Island&#8221; &#8212; the boyfriend allegedly attacked and stabbed the &#8220;shusher&#8221; in the neck with a meat thermometer. Sheriff&#8217;s spokesman Steve Whitmore said the stabbing occured Saturday during a screening of the Martin Scorsese film.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Remember &#8211; if we ban kitchen accessories, only criminals will have them:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The victim was attacked by the woman&#8217;s boyfriend and another man. Deputies say he was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Anyone checked Kos lately?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Sparkman was murdered by anti-government zealots spurred to a homicidal rage by Michele Bachmann and the Northern Alliance.\u00a0 Er, wait.\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 My bad. Then the guy who crashed a plane into the IRS office in Texas was a tea-bagging mouth-breathing conservative.\u00a0 Oops. Then the guy who shot the Pentagon cops ended up being a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9213"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9215,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9213\/revisions\/9215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}