{"id":90272,"date":"2026-08-27T07:15:28","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T12:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=90272"},"modified":"2026-08-27T07:15:28","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T12:15:28","slug":"a-morality-play-in-one-act","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=90272","title":{"rendered":"A Morality Play In One Act"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normal states: &#8220;[sighing, shaking heads]. OK, whatever, Minnesota. Are you done yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minnesota: &#8220;Oh, hell no. Texas, you better keep that ICE agent in custody during our extradition hearing!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Texas: &#8220;Er, yeah. About that. The Supreme Court in &#8220;In Re Neagel&#8230;&#8221; says that while Federal law enforcement agents are doing federal law enforcement-y things, they are federal, not state, jurisdiction. So until the actual issues are resolved&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minnesota: &#8220;But&#8230;but&#8230;DUE PROCESS&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normal states: &#8220;This IS due process&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minnesota: &#8220;&#8216;Due process&#8217; means &#8216;we get what WE want!'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normie states: &#8220;That&#8217;s not what it means.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Texas: &#8220;Also FU&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MN: &#8220;HEY!&#8221;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>See less<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normal states: &#8220;[sighing, shaking heads]. OK, whatever, Minnesota. Are you done yet?&#8221; Minnesota: &#8220;Oh, hell no. Texas, you better keep that ICE agent in custody during our extradition hearing!&#8221; Texas: &#8220;Er, yeah. About that. The Supreme Court in &#8220;In Re Neagel&#8230;&#8221; says that while Federal law enforcement agents are doing federal law enforcement-y things, they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-90272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90273,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90272\/revisions\/90273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}