{"id":89950,"date":"2025-10-02T06:21:41","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T11:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89950"},"modified":"2025-10-02T06:24:26","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T11:24:26","slug":"21-jump-court","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89950","title":{"rendered":"21 Jump Lane"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Joe Doakes, no longer of Como Park, emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Police investigating <a href=\"https:\/\/alphanews.org\/breaking-principal-says-police-investigating-after-reports-of-adult-enrolled-in-white-bear-high-school\/\">an adult enrolled in high school<\/a>.\u00a0 You&#8217;d think they would encourage adult education.\u00a0\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<div class=\"elementToProof\">Claiming to be 17 but actually 21.\u00a0 So he&#8217;s a little older than his classmates.\u00a0 Maybe he&#8217;s turning his life around.\u00a0\u00a0He identifies as 17, what&#8217;s the problem?\u00a0 He can reinvent his gender or his species but not his age?\u00a0 Does that make sense?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Did I mention he was also on the roster of the football team?\u00a0 Wonder who turned him in?<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Joe Doakes<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Wonder why anyone would want to go back to high school?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never too old, as they say.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89950"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89954,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89950\/revisions\/89954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}