{"id":89844,"date":"2025-08-14T05:48:08","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T10:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89844"},"modified":"2025-08-14T05:48:11","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T10:48:11","slug":"cheap-seats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89844","title":{"rendered":"Cheap Seats"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n

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You know you’re sitting in the cheap seats<\/a> when . . . .\u00a0\u00a0<\/div>\n
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My question – what’s he looking at?\u00a0 And where’s his buddy for the other one?\u00a0 Bathroom break?\u00a0 Went for a Coke and a hot dog?\u00a0\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Joe Doakes<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps placing bets on the Millers game…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: You know you’re sitting in the cheap seats when . . . .\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 My question – what’s he looking at?\u00a0 And where’s his buddy for the other one?\u00a0 Bathroom break?\u00a0 Went for a Coke and a hot dog?\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Joe Doakes Perhaps placing bets on the Millers game…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-rare-sports-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89845,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89844\/revisions\/89845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}