{"id":89759,"date":"2025-07-07T05:25:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T10:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89759"},"modified":"2025-07-07T09:40:26","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T14:40:26","slug":"performatism-of-a-lifetime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89759","title":{"rendered":"Performatism Of A Lifetime"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Just in case you&#8217;d forgotten that Rep. Morrison is a doctor, even after her starting 1,000,000 tweets, website postings, Facebook posts, soundbites, TikToks, Reels, Instagrams, Snapchats and MySpace posts:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/KellyMorrisonMN\/status\/1940812482328904087\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>A lab coat.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>In the well of the House.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Does she keep a lab coat in her office, in case there&#8217;s some emegency where someone in a lab coat needs to respond?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Or just because saying &#8220;I&#8217;m a doctor&#8221; for the 1,000,001st time still hasn&#8217;t convinced anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in case you&#8217;d forgotten that Rep. Morrison is a doctor, even after her starting 1,000,000 tweets, website postings, Facebook posts, soundbites, TikToks, Reels, Instagrams, Snapchats and MySpace posts: A lab coat.\u00a0 In the well of the House.\u00a0 Does she keep a lab coat in her office, in case there&#8217;s some emegency where someone in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89760,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89759\/revisions\/89760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}