{"id":89480,"date":"2025-04-09T04:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89480"},"modified":"2025-04-09T07:18:37","modified_gmt":"2025-04-09T12:18:37","slug":"just-like-shakespeare-said-all-them-marketers-oughtta-be-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89480","title":{"rendered":"Just Like Shakespeare Said; All Them Marketers Oughtta Be Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>I get lots of spam emails but never see them.&nbsp; My spam filter works fine for real spam.&nbsp; It&#8217;s spam-ish emails that get through.&nbsp; &#8220;Legitimate&#8221; spam, so to speak.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Marketing people will tell you that the best source of business is your existing customer list.&nbsp; They already know the way to your door. They paid you money in the past. The trick is to get them back in the door again&nbsp;to spend more money in the future.&nbsp; How to do that?<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Keep your name in front of them.&nbsp; Email a quarterly newsletter.&nbsp; Email monthly specials.&nbsp; Email &#8220;Happy Birthday!&#8221; greetings.&nbsp; That way, when the customer thinks &#8220;I should buy . . . &#8221; they already know who to buy it from.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Except I HATE SPAM.&nbsp; Pelting me with spam emails is far more likely to annoy me than to make me grateful.&nbsp; Do businesses gain more repeat business from spam than they drive away?&nbsp; I wonder.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>And it&#8217;s everywhere.&nbsp; The grocery store wants my email before I can get the BOGO on green grapes but that means receiving weekly coupon emails.&nbsp; The oil change place wants to send me a three-month reminder in addition to holiday greetings. The dentist, health care provider, insurance agent, Congresscritter, drugstore, discount warehouse . . . STOP SENDING ME THIS CRAP!<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>But I can&#8217;t tell them that, or they will take my name off the list, and the next time I shop there, they will say my account has been closed at my request.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Marketing majors take note: it&#8217;s people like you what cause civil unrest.&nbsp; My next &#8220;mostly peaceful&#8221; protest may be at your office.&nbsp; And not a soul would blame me.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Joe Doakes<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Point taken &#8211; although I&#8217;m going after the people (or &#8220;people&#8221;) that design phone trees first.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(Title reference):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Wash Dishes No More\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sYkatTOsfRY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails: I get lots of spam emails but never see them.&nbsp; My spam filter works fine for real spam.&nbsp; It&#8217;s spam-ish emails that get through.&nbsp; &#8220;Legitimate&#8221; spam, so to speak. &nbsp; Marketing people will tell you that the best source of business is your existing customer list.&nbsp; They already [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-and-the-market","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89480"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89500,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89480\/revisions\/89500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}