{"id":89008,"date":"2025-01-08T07:34:01","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T13:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89008"},"modified":"2025-01-08T07:34:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T13:34:02","slug":"method","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=89008","title":{"rendered":"Method"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE. Avery LIBRELLE is wandering the aisles at Barnes and Noble in Maplewood, when h&#8230;er, sh&#8230;er, Avery notices Mitch BERG poring over the German book aisle.\u00a0 LIBRELLE pounces.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: Merg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Uh, <em>Schoi\u00dfe&#8230;<\/em>, er, I mean, hey Avery&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Shut up.\u00a0\u00a0 Why is Trump obsessed with taking over Canada, Greenland and Panama?<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 What do you mean?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 I&#8217;ll turn it over to the world&#8217;s most courageous person to explain:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/RedWave_Press\/status\/1876801130237465029\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Oh, yeah.\u00a0 That.\u00a0 Well, for starters, did you catch McBride&#8217;s last quote&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 <em>Miss <\/em>McBride&#8217;s quote.<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 <em>Representative McBride&#8217;s quote&#8230;<\/em>:\u00a0 &#8220;<span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\">If this president is serious about an America first agenda, he should be focused on domestic economic issues, not some weird obsession with invading Greenland or Panama&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 So?<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0\u00a0 So the Representative is talking about &#8220;Putting America First&#8221;, even if only sarcastically.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Cheap shot!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Uh, right.\u00a0 But tell me &#8211; what&#8217;s the latest news about Pete Hegseth?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Who?<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Kash Patel?\u00a0\u00a0 RFK Junior?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0\u00a0 What did <em>they <\/em> have to do with invading Greenland.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Huh.\u00a0 RIght.\u00a0 I think it&#8217;s on <em>The View <\/em>right now.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Oooh!\u00a0 The View!\u00a0 (<em>Abruptly turns and scampers eagerly away<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Huh.\u00a0\u00a0 Where what <em>that <\/em>trick when I needed it?<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE. Avery LIBRELLE is wandering the aisles at Barnes and Noble in Maplewood, when h&#8230;er, sh&#8230;er, Avery notices Mitch BERG poring over the German book aisle.\u00a0 LIBRELLE pounces.\u00a0 LIBRELLE: Merg! BERG:\u00a0 Uh, Schoi\u00dfe&#8230;, er, I mean, hey Avery&#8230; LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Shut up.\u00a0\u00a0 Why is Trump obsessed with taking over Canada, Greenland and Panama? BERG:\u00a0 What do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[367,368],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trump","category-trump-derangement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89010,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89008\/revisions\/89010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}