{"id":88804,"date":"2024-11-27T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=88804"},"modified":"2024-11-27T09:23:20","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T15:23:20","slug":"back-from-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=88804","title":{"rendered":"Back From Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE:&nbsp; A &#8220;domestic&#8221; set in a media production room in DC.&nbsp;&nbsp; Two Staffers, CHAD and JOSHUA, and two Harris staffers, COURTNEY and CLAUDE, are going over footage from an attempt to shoot a video.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>COURTNEY:&nbsp; OK, try take 45:<\/p>\n<p>KAMALA HARRIS <em>(on<\/em> playback) &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m Kamala Harris, and I spent the past week or two getting unburdened by what has been, raging on J\u00e4ger shots and weapons-grade weed, and trying to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>CLAUDE:&nbsp; That&#8217;s not gonna work.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>COURTNEY:&nbsp; What else we got?<\/p>\n<p>JOSHUA:&nbsp; Well, let&#8217;s just say this ad campaign is&#8230;um&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>CHAD: Unburdened by a great take.<\/p>\n<p>CLAUDE:&nbsp; Well, I&#8217;m afraid that means the best take is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>COURTNEY:&nbsp;&nbsp; 63.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>CHAD:&nbsp; Hard to say. She smelled like a three day bender the whole time.<\/p>\n<p>COURTNEY:&nbsp; (<em>shrugs shoulders<\/em>) Let&#8217;s try and see it again.<\/p>\n<p>JOSHUA: (<em>presses button<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Vice President <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KamalaHarris?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@KamalaHarris<\/a>\u2019 message to supporters. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/x5xMUGTtkz\">pic.twitter.com\/x5xMUGTtkz<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Democrats (@TheDemocrats) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDemocrats\/status\/1861550359161745529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 26, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p><em>The four wince visibly. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>COURTNEY:\u00a0 Seriously?\u00a0\u00a0 The best take?<\/p>\n<p>JOSHUA:\u00a0 Er&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>CHAD:\u00a0 Yep.\u00a0 That&#8217;s as good as it gets.<\/p>\n<p>CLAUDE:\u00a0 We could try again when she&#8217;s sobered up?<\/p>\n<p>COURTNEY:\u00a0 OMG, she&#8217;s worse when she&#8217;s hung over.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>CLAUDE: (<em>shakes head<\/em>). What the hell.\u00a0 Post it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>CHAD: ( <em>posting the<\/em> video). Here comes the joy!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<em>And SCENE!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:\u00a0 I mean, look what they had to choose from?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"National Grassroots Call with Tim Walz and Kamala Harris | Full Remarks\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CwIOfpxCbI0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE:&nbsp; A &#8220;domestic&#8221; set in a media production room in DC.&nbsp;&nbsp; Two Staffers, CHAD and JOSHUA, and two Harris staffers, COURTNEY and CLAUDE, are going over footage from an attempt to shoot a video. 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