{"id":88788,"date":"2024-11-25T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=88788"},"modified":"2024-11-26T07:14:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T13:14:50","slug":"answering-the-big-questions-before-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=88788","title":{"rendered":"Answering The Big Questions Before Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Back in college, I did a little acting.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The highlight?\u00a0 I played Henry II i &#8220;The Lion in Winter&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 And I had a <em>blast<\/em>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>One part of the role involved using makeup to turn 20 year old Mitch into 55 year old Hank Deuce.\u00a0 And since this was a small college theater, at a school that didn&#8217;t even offer a drama degre,\u00a0 there weren&#8217;t a whole lot of extra people playing &#8220;Makeup Girl&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>More than that, the professor, the late Patricia Lavin, was a formidable woman &#8211; she&#8217;d been the first female theatrical producer in LA back in the fifties and sixties, and had a long list of theatrical and film credits (she had done makeup work on the original &#8220;Planet of the Apes&#8221;, for one example) &#8211; who made sure that we learned how to do the nuts and bolts of theater.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Including makeup.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Which meant I, the very adolescent-macho Mitch, had to learn how to do his own makeup.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And looking at the photos of 20 year old Mitch playing 55 year old Hank II, I actually looked a fair bit like I do today (albeit with a lot more hair).\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I thought about that when I saw this &#8220;comedian&#8221; talking about the Rep. McBride crisis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.<\/p>&mdash; Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DGComedy\/status\/1859409822917054833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 21, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So <em>that&#8217;s <\/em>what a woman is!  Someone who can do makeup!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By that definition&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;well, do I even need to finish the sentence?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in college, I did a little acting.\u00a0\u00a0 The highlight?\u00a0 I played Henry II i &#8220;The Lion in Winter&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 And I had a blast.\u00a0 One part of the role involved using makeup to turn 20 year old Mitch into 55 year old Hank Deuce.\u00a0 And since this was a small college theater, at a school [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,24,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-culture-war","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88788"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88803,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88788\/revisions\/88803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}