{"id":88192,"date":"2024-08-21T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=88192"},"modified":"2024-08-21T15:46:23","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T20:46:23","slug":"america-2027","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=88192","title":{"rendered":"America, 2027"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE:&nbsp; On Broadway at Central, in Northeast Minneapolis.&nbsp; It&#8217;s late fall; winter is clearly on the way.&nbsp; Stray papers blow down the street, nearly deserted in, visibly chilly.&nbsp; Outside the boarded up remains of what had been a breakfast place catering to &#8220;laptop-class&#8221; white progressive &#8220;new urbanites&#8221;, one of many boarded up stores on that once-lively stretch of street, a small group of people stand around a fire in a trash pail.&nbsp; <br><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The group includes Tyrese and TayShawnda GROVES, a 40-something black couple; Steven SPALSKI, a 31 year old white male with his girlfriend, 30 year old Summer BLEAKER; 58-year-old Cindy HARLESS; Juan and Marcella VEGA, both 50, with their 11 year old son Arturo; and 45 year old Thai NGUYEN..<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A police car creeps down the rutted road, dodging potholes, the officer avoiding the gaze of the people around the fire.&nbsp; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>TYRESE GROVES:&nbsp; (<em>to Spalski<\/em>):&nbsp; So what did you used to do?<\/p>\n<p>SPALSKI:&nbsp; You mean&#8230;before the <em>joy<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>(<em>The group laughs, mirthlessly<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>SPALSKI:&nbsp; I was a graphic designer for a startup that had just done its IPO.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>BLEAKER:&nbsp; He was in line for a <em>ton <\/em>of stock options.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>MARCELLA VEGA:&nbsp; What happened?<\/p>\n<p>SPALSKI:&nbsp; (<em>sighing with a weight greater than his<\/em> years):&nbsp; All our customers went bankrupt.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>TAYSHAWNDA GROVES:&nbsp; Same here.&nbsp; We ran a little grocery store over North.&nbsp; We were getting by&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>TYRESE GROVES: &#8230;til the &#8220;anti-gouging price controls&#8221; hit.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NGUYEN:&nbsp; F***ing &#8220;anti-gouging act&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;(<em>Several of the people spit onto the dirty sidewalk<\/em>).&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GROVES (<em>To Juan and Thai<\/em>)&nbsp; You?<\/p>\n<p>JUAN VEGA:&nbsp; I ran a little repair shop.&nbsp;&nbsp; Couldn&#8217;t get parts anymore.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NGUYEN:&nbsp; Thai restaurant.&nbsp; All our wholesalers went bust.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>TAYSHAWNDA GROVES:&nbsp; Well, they took care of the &#8220;gouging&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Bitter laughs<\/em> ensue)<\/p>\n<p>MARCELLA VEGA:&nbsp; At least we had all that &#8220;joy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>General murmurs of disgust was the group warms their hands<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p><em>A Subaru, belching oil smoke, pulls up.&nbsp; Two women &#8211; 27&nbsp; year old Emily FRONTENAC and 48 year old Emily MONTPETIT-EMILY, roll down a window.&nbsp; FRONTENAC&#8217;s hair shows little flecks of long-neglected blue dye at the end of long dirty-blond roots.&nbsp; MONTPETIT-EMILY, a blocky-looking woman, stares ahead grimly. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>FRONTENAC:&nbsp; Hey &#8211; do you know the guy who&#8217;s selling the gluten-free eggs?<\/p>\n<p>THAI:&nbsp; I might.<\/p>\n<p>JUAN VEGA:&nbsp; Hey, just a minute ( <em>points at the shirt MONTPETIT-EMILY is wearing,&nbsp; which looks a little like this&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Oh no <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/eAEiNpSPLD\">pic.twitter.com\/eAEiNpSPLD<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Rothmus \ud83c\udff4 (@Rothmus) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rothmus\/status\/1825638313962910008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 19, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>JUAN VEGA:\u00a0 You&#8217;re one of the &#8220;pissed off women&#8221; who dragged Harris and Piglet over the line into the white house!<\/p>\n<p>MONTPETIT-EMILY:\u00a0 Er&#8230;uh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>SPALSKI:\u00a0 You&#8217;re the ones that brought us all the &#8220;Joy&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>FRONTENAC:\u00a0 Uh&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>JUAN VEGA:\u00a0 I had a good life before you &#8220;pissed off white progressive women&#8221; tanked the economy!<\/p>\n<p>FRONTENAC:\u00a0 We saved abortion rights&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>HARLESS:\u00a0 I can&#8217;t feed my grandkids abortion rights!<\/p>\n<p>FRONTENAC:\u00a0 But&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>TAYSHAWNDA GROVES:\u00a0 Hey, it&#8217;s a couple of the &#8220;pissed off women!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>JUAN VEGA:\u00a0 You <em>always<\/em> knew better than <em>everyone<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>SPALSKI:\u00a0 I had a life before you and your idiot president!<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Arturo Vega picks up a small rock and whips it at the Subary, dinging off the door<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>FRONTENAC: Heyyy!<\/p>\n<p><em>NGUYEN, HARLESS and TYRESE GROVES pick up handfuls of rocks and garbage and start pelting the car, which accelarates away as SPALSKI kicks at the back bumper.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>MARCELLA VEGA:\u00a0 Feeling the joy yet, b***h*s?<\/p>\n<p><em>JUAN VEGA sails a rock down the street, cracking the Subaru&#8217;s back window.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>TAYSHAWNDA GROVES:\u00a0 I&#8217;ll show you pissed off women&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(<em>General murmurs of<\/em> asssent)<\/p>\n<p>NGUYEN:\u00a0 So what are you all having for dinner tonight?<\/p>\n<p>BLEAKER:\u00a0 Probably more joy.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(<em>MIrthless laughter<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>SPALSKI:\u00a0 Never gets old, does it?<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE:&nbsp; 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